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32 comments:
Happy Holidays Brooke.
my favorite was always "jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole"
My other favorite was a picture of a drunken Rudolph that said "Bingle Jells."
that made me cry.
i think im still a little emotional but...does that really happen
Wishing you all the best this holiday season. God bless you all.
best.card.ever :lol: happy holidays, brooke!
Oh my! This card made me laugh. Does that make me a bad monkey? Am I going to hell? Should I wear my flame proof undies to bed?
Great card Brooke.
Joyeux Noel
that reminds me of this one time i was grocery shopping. i walk up to the check-out counter line behind this one attractive girl. she looks back, looks at my cart, looks back at me and asks "you're single are't you?" i asked her "how'd you guess? is it 'cuz of the stuff i'm buying?" "no," she replied.
"it's because you're ugly."
Looks like I won't be getting any presents this year. Thanks for kicking me when I'm down, Brooke.
that is too funny. I want that christmas card!
I'm sure you'll get something for Christmas. Even nothing is something, except that you need to change the "no" to "some", but really they share a common "o", so in all actuality, the difference between nothing and something is the deletion of one letter and adding three. So really, nothing is practically something after all!
Merry Christmas!
Great card! Speaking of Christmas and funny, is there anything funnier than Eric Cartman singing O' Holy Night?
lilred - it would never happen to you gorgeous.
Egan - you sound like Tiny Tim.
Sandi - isn't it!
Dan - that is such a lie! That never happened! Admit it!
Todd - I'm sure one of the "girls" over at the cunts' blog will make you feel all better.
Girl - I think it's hysterical!
Squid - your intellect is truly dizzying.
Flounder - oh how I love South Park.
I knew I'd get a Christmas card out of you, no matter what you said. Love it.
Nice card, even though it doesn't apply to me! Merry Christmas Brooke!!
Feliz Navidad.
no wonder i get so much stuff every year!
i must be GORGEOUS!
Prick - I could never leave you out, ya big stud. And you better start showing me some respect or I'll cut you off my "bloggers I would do" list.
Tumbleweed - Happy holidays!
Egan - Hava nagila.
Miss Kendra - I LOVE your attitude! I say we are both gorgeous! Gorgeous I tell you!
Here's wishing you a room full of expensive presents with receipts attached! Merry Christmas dar'len.
Bah humbug.
Goodness. I missed some of my favorites!!! I do apologize. The sun glaring into the office here must have temporarily blinded me.
Darth - I love this card! And happy happy holidays to you!
Monkey - there is no way you are going to hell. If that happens I will personally go down there and rescue you myself. It shouldn't be too hard. I'll just replace you with Calzone.
FH - that is the best Christmas wish ever!! And to you too!
Ubie - you're the meaning in my life, you're my inspiration. Feel free to add that one to your bad song list.
I love the band Chicago, the city ain't too bad either.
Mele Kalikimaka, ya'll!
At least he could have left a lump of coal. JK. Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas Brooke! Tell the big fat man you'd like to spend an Aussie Christmas next year... it's going to be 38C/100F!
Santa is one Cold Hearted Man, isn't he?! Must be all that North Pole living.
Happy Holidays!!! Hope you're having fun in good ol' Jersey! :)
Thank God, I get presents.
i LOVE that card.
i have that same card but instead of it being christmas, it is an alien space ship where the guy is yelling "take me! take me!" and the aliens say, "no, you're ugly."
it is mean and it makes me laugh. :)
Egan - you're so gay.
Flounder - yo! Happy frickin new year!
Sir - good to see you again! Happy holidays to you too!
Chicky - maybe Santa will bring me a first class ticket to Sydney. I better start being a good girl right now.
MoMo - hope all is well in Sandy-Ego! Miss you much. Email me!
Bri - me too. We are beautiful of course.
Sizz - I always feel guilty when I laugh at mean things. But luckily, the guilt passes.
Since I mockingly love the band Chicago I am gay? Damn, this is too easy Brooke. You look exquisite today.
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