Saturday, December 03, 2005

Mary Had a Little Meme

I got tagged by Mary Worth to do this meme. I'm afraid to not do it. She's really such a twat when she doesn't get her way.

3 names I go by:
Ms. Wose

3 screen names I have:
Smart Cookie
Chicky Babe

3 physical things I like about myself:
My eyes
My smile
My teeth

3 physical things I don't like about myself:
My misshapen head
My missing neck
My lack of fingers and toes

3 parts of my heritage:

3 things that scare me:
Florida drivers
The opposite sex

3 of my everyday essentials:
Diet Coke

3 of my favorite musicians:
Don Henley
Bruce Springsteen
Van Morrison

3 of my favorite songs:
The Boys of Summer (Don)
Thunder Road (Bruce)
Into The Mystic (Van)

3 things I want in a relationship:

3 lies I tell:
Oh, I must have been vacuuming when you called.
I'm fine, really.
Next time you'll just spend the day in the principal's office.

3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
Comfortable in his skin

3 of my hobbies right now:

3 things I want to do really badly now (with a special someone):
Have sex
Wake up next to him

3 careers I've considered doing:
Massage Therapist to the Stars
Phone Sex Operator
International Superspy

3 places I would like to go on vacation to:
Bora Bora
Key West

3 kid's names I like:

3 things I want to do before I die:
Fall wildly in love
Buy a house
Live happily ever after

3 ways that I'm a stereotypical guy:
I love football
I curse like a sailor
I fall asleep after sex

3 ways that I'm a stereotypical girl:
I love me some good gossip
I have used the boobage to get what I want
I like to smell pretty

3 people I would like to see take this quiz:
Lou Reed
Cactus Prick


mary worth's smug sense of self-satisfaction said...

Thanks for participating. Some of your answers made me blush and gave me the hot flashes.

Ooh, my hip hurts. That means rain.

Knitty Kitty said...

your lucky, you fall asleep after sex, i fall asleep during!

Brookelina said...

You're welcome Mary. I'm glad I was able to give you a little thrill.

Knitty - no doubt why your man gave you that special little present!

Ruben said...

Don't feel bad about the misshapen head because my head is also lumpy. It's the reason why I dropped out of the Mr. Bald universe 2003 competition missing out on millions of dollars and tons of adoring groupies.

The real me said...

Excellent and insightful!
I always knew you had the potential to be a Charlie's Angel... your career choices confirm it!

Übermilf said...

I want to read about Lou Reed's secret feminine side.

darth said...

who doesn't have a misshapen head, really? i mean, look at mrs. katie holmes-cruise, she doesn't have a forehead, she has a fivehead, poor thing.

Jill said...

wow, we really are a lot alike.

Brookelina said...

Ruben - I'm sorry to hear about that. From now I'm going to be your groupie.

TRM - oh now that sounds so cool! A Charlie's Angel! I wonder how much they got paid.

Ubie - that's why I picked him. Plus I want to see him write this whole meme in the third person.

Darth - but what about my lack of neck, waist, fingers and toes? I'm really a mess. This is why I don't wear a blouse in my avatar, I figure people won't notice all my other faults.

Jill - do tell. In fact, I'd love to see you do this meme too.

Dan-E said...

alright, i did this meme thing. and not just because you threatened to never show me your ta-tas again.

ok, maybe partly because you threatened to never show me your ta-tas again.

Bill said...

I must be out of mind. I did this thing too. I pray to heaven no one I know in the real world sees it. (Or maybe I do ...? That might be interesting.)

Evil Petting Zoo said...

'I have used the boobage...' any line starting with that is a winner. This was pretty funny!

The real me said...

They were paid in hair products and clothes so probably not very much. But the fringe benefits were amazing!

RicknCalif said...

Phone Sex Operator...laughs. I think we've discussed that before. Hands down. That voice of yours, it's sultry and sexy. If it wasn't football day, i'd call ya right now.

Brookelina said...

Dan-E - come by my window later.

Bill - well now I'm afraid to go check it out.

Pez - gotta use the boobage!

TRM - but they never had any hot guys on that show. It was very disappointing.

Rick - I know you've said it. According to you and the ex I could have paid my way through college that way. Dammit, another opportunity blown.

cake? said...

If I were you, dear, I'd worry less about your disappointingly small breasts and more about your bad reputation.

Not that you have a bad reputation. As far as you know.

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed has complied with your request.

Brookelina said...

I feel like I've entered the schizophrenic zone.

Cake - I have a bad reputation?! That is so cool, what have I done to earn it? I want to do it again.

Lou Reed - love ya babe.

Damien said...

Ahhh bella young Brooke,
loving that list Brooke, I would have lied my butt off through most of it though, but hey thats just me.

Dan-E said...

i was going stop by your window but i just realized you're too old for me. being 29 *COUGH* and all.

Jill said...

I didn't do the meme, but I did something else you might be interested to read about... Sexy Geeks: The Great Chain of Blogdom

Brookelina said...

Damien - next time I'm tagging you. You think this is all the truth here?

Dan-e - cough indeed. Careful little boy, I'll snap you like a twig.

Jill - I think you are dying to just run with some of this stuff. You go girl!

Cactus Prick said...

Thy will be done, Ms. W. Thanks for thinking of me.

Dan-E said...

see brooke, now you're just teasing me.

Steph said...

I'm with ya on the sex and swearing. I want more of one and less of the other.

Brookelina said...

Prick - I'll be right over babe.

Dan-e - who's teasing who here?

Steph - I want more of both, but that's just me.

Bill said...

It's not so bad, now that I see it in a more sober frame of mind ... well, except for the first of the "3 things I want to do really badly now" ... That one might not fly so well at the office.

ChickyBabe said...

Let me see... a screen name of Chicky Babe, computer essentials, The Boys of Summer, and Writing. Am I looking in the mirror? :)

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

Me and your missing neck could be friends! What does your missing neck think about Boggle? I like Boggle.

Dave said...


I've checked out the site and am sufficiently impressed to be willing to discuss trading links. Maybe I'll even throw in some baseball cards.

One thing, how do you write a blog without fingers or toes? Tongue? Nose? Something dirtier??

Spirit Of Owl said...

I couldn't get past Mary Worth's twat.

Dan-E said...

really, no one can get past mary worth's twat.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Uh oh, I think we may be the same person. You answered this nearly exactly the same way I would have.

gone said...

Miss Woes, can I have a cigarette?

Brookelina said...

Bill - you are a strange little man.

Chicky Babe - I thought the same thing reading your blog. I'm on my way over now so I can link you.

Jiggs' Member - I don't think my missing neck is nearly as entertaining as your missing member! My missing that is another story...

Dave - I am a multi-talented and mysterious girl. And I've already linked you. If you don't want to link me back, bite me.

Owl - dammit! Dan took my line!

Dan - dammit! You took my line!

TJ - we are so going out for drinks when I move back to Jersey.

CBT - we are so going to smoke and drink together one of these days.

Dan-E said...

i didn't take your line. i'm recycling it.

Bill said...

Oh my. Was my fly down when I commented?

Bill said...

I'm opening for Jay Leno in Vegas next week.

JJ said...

Brooke! Brooke! Ooh, ooh, Miss Wose!

I just wanted some attention, sorry.

Tuesday Girl said...

I love it.

Brookelina said...

Dan-e - you are such a flirt.

Bill - are you sure you aren't on medication?

JJ - are we still together? I forgot.

Tuesday - thank you! Come back anytime!

jiggs said...

Your missing fingers and my tiny little penis could have a party. And to be honest, I'd even let it take place in my pants!

That's right. I just said "party in my pants".

Brookelina said...

Jiggs, did you just say "party in my pants?" I wasn't quite sure.

Dan-E said...

you have no idea.