Tuesday, December 20, 2005

This Year's Christmas Card

33 comments:

Egan said...

Happy Holidays Brooke.

Knitty Kitty said...

my favorite was always "jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole"

Brookelina said...

My other favorite was a picture of a drunken Rudolph that said "Bingle Jells."

im here somewhere said...

that made me cry.

im here somewhere said...

i think im still a little emotional but...does that really happen

Egan said...

Wishing you all the best this holiday season. God bless you all.

darth said...

best.card.ever :lol: happy holidays, brooke!

Monkey said...

Oh my! This card made me laugh. Does that make me a bad monkey? Am I going to hell? Should I wear my flame proof undies to bed?

Great card Brooke.

Egan said...

Joyeux Noel

Sandi said...

Too Funny!

Dan-E said...

that reminds me of this one time i was grocery shopping. i walk up to the check-out counter line behind this one attractive girl. she looks back, looks at my cart, looks back at me and asks "you're single are't you?" i asked her "how'd you guess? is it 'cuz of the stuff i'm buying?" "no," she replied.

"it's because you're ugly."

yournamehere said...

Looks like I won't be getting any presents this year. Thanks for kicking me when I'm down, Brooke.

Girl With An Alibi said...

that is too funny. I want that christmas card!

Squid Vicious said...

I'm sure you'll get something for Christmas. Even nothing is something, except that you need to change the "no" to "some", but really they share a common "o", so in all actuality, the difference between nothing and something is the deletion of one letter and adding three. So really, nothing is practically something after all!

Merry Christmas!

Flounder said...

Great card! Speaking of Christmas and funny, is there anything funnier than Eric Cartman singing O' Holy Night?

Brookelina said...

lilred - it would never happen to you gorgeous.

Egan - you sound like Tiny Tim.

Sandi - isn't it!

Dan - that is such a lie! That never happened! Admit it!

Todd - I'm sure one of the "girls" over at the cunts' blog will make you feel all better.

Girl - I think it's hysterical!

Squid - your intellect is truly dizzying.

Flounder - oh how I love South Park.

Cactus Prick said...

I knew I'd get a Christmas card out of you, no matter what you said. Love it.

Tumbleweed said...

Nice card, even though it doesn't apply to me! Merry Christmas Brooke!!

Egan said...

Feliz Navidad.

miss kendra said...

no wonder i get so much stuff every year!

i must be GORGEOUS!

Brookelina said...

Prick - I could never leave you out, ya big stud. And you better start showing me some respect or I'll cut you off my "bloggers I would do" list.

Tumbleweed - Happy holidays!

Egan - Hava nagila.

Miss Kendra - I LOVE your attitude! I say we are both gorgeous! Gorgeous I tell you!

FindingHeart said...

Here's wishing you a room full of expensive presents with receipts attached! Merry Christmas dar'len.

Übermilf said...

Bah humbug.

Brookelina said...

Goodness. I missed some of my favorites!!! I do apologize. The sun glaring into the office here must have temporarily blinded me.

Darth - I love this card! And happy happy holidays to you!

Monkey - there is no way you are going to hell. If that happens I will personally go down there and rescue you myself. It shouldn't be too hard. I'll just replace you with Calzone.

FH - that is the best Christmas wish ever!! And to you too!

Ubie - you're the meaning in my life, you're my inspiration. Feel free to add that one to your bad song list.

Egan said...

I love the band Chicago, the city ain't too bad either.

Flounder said...

Mele Kalikimaka, ya'll!

sirbarrett said...

At least he could have left a lump of coal. JK. Happy Holidays!

ChickyBabe said...

Merry Christmas Brooke! Tell the big fat man you'd like to spend an Aussie Christmas next year... it's going to be 38C/100F!

MoDigli said...

Santa is one Cold Hearted Man, isn't he?! Must be all that North Pole living.

Happy Holidays!!! Hope you're having fun in good ol' Jersey! :)

Brian said...

Thank God, I get presents.

Sizzle said...

i LOVE that card.


i have that same card but instead of it being christmas, it is an alien space ship where the guy is yelling "take me! take me!" and the aliens say, "no, you're ugly."

it is mean and it makes me laugh. :)

Brookelina said...

Egan - you're so gay.

Flounder - yo! Happy frickin new year!

Sir - good to see you again! Happy holidays to you too!

Chicky - maybe Santa will bring me a first class ticket to Sydney. I better start being a good girl right now.

MoMo - hope all is well in Sandy-Ego! Miss you much. Email me!

Bri - me too. We are beautiful of course.

Sizz - I always feel guilty when I laugh at mean things. But luckily, the guilt passes.

Egan said...

Since I mockingly love the band Chicago I am gay? Damn, this is too easy Brooke. You look exquisite today.