Friday, January 25, 2008

Fun Friday

Feast One Hundred & Seventy Seven From the Famous Friday's Feast

How many times per day do you usually laugh?
I teach first grade, so I pretty much laugh nonstop from 8:45-3:15 everyday. Think I'm kidding? Today we were writing sentences using words from the "ank" family. One of my little darlings wrote, "I stank up the bathroom." Yet another one was wearing a t-shirt with baby chicks all over it with the words "CHICK MAGNET" printed across the chest. And still another promised that if I took him home with me, he would wash his feet.


What do your sunglasses look like?
Like I ripped them right off of Jackie O's head.

You win a free trip to anywhere on your continent, but you have to travel by train. Where do you go?
I spent a lot of time on trains during my European escapades, and I can tell you that it's fun for an hour or two, but after that the novelty wears off. So I think I'll just hop a train to NYC and leave it at that.

Main Course
Name one thing you consider a great quality about living in your town/city.
The beach.

If the sky could be another color, what color do you think would look best?


I stole this next part from Ubermilf, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else, and so on, and so on ...soon there won't be an original thought left on the whole blogosphere.

Be a rock star! Go to...

The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post.

Here is mine:

And no, I did not cheat so that I could get the name Elections in Jersey. I think the fact that my album cover has a picture of a rodent on it is proof of that.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Apologies to Madalyn B.

Recently, I found a comment from a post I wrote several months ago titled Apologies to Gerard Butler. In the post, I apologize for the infamous pictures of Mr. Butler's wedgie that seem to be bringing every pervert interested party searching for "Gerard Butler's butt" to my blog. However, Madalyn B. does not seem to appreciate my apology in the least, and is very put off by all the subsequent creepy talk about Gerard Butler's penis*. Allow me to share her comment and my response:

MADALYN B. said...

I must say,I'm just fine with the butt scratching pics. I think it's funny & cute, but really, everyone needs to STOP talking about his penis!!! It's creepy and perverted, & you would creep the HELL out of Gerry i'm sure if you went up to him talking about his dick like that. May be the first joke is kind of funny, but they really need to stop, they get old and weird fast!!! He's a dream come true and a sweet gift from Heaven for all us girls, so just comment on suff like his movies, talent, looks, style, and of corse his humor, but not his personal buisness, really, get a life. Let it have Gerry in it, but not "TOO" much of Gerry.

Dear Madalyn B.,

Thank you for your comment on my Gerard Butler apology post. As I stated, we all get wedgies - and you're right - it is funny & cute! Nothing like a good butt scratch/wedgie pick to give me a well-deserved giggle and some soft core fantasy fodder at the same time.

In regards to the penis talk, are you directing that part to me, or to the world in general? I myself have never spent an inordinate amount of time discussing his penis, but do you really think it creeps him out that there are thousands of other people who do? For most guys I know, that's a dream come true. But if you think that my post somehow brought more attention to his much mentioned manhood, and that it offended him somehow, then please pass along my apologies to him. (I'm assuming that since you refer to him as Gerry, you two must be good friends.) And please, rest assured that I would never approach him and "talk about his dick like that." Unless of course, he bought me dinner first.

Again, thank you for your comment and your advice. I will do my best to get a life.


Scarlet Hip

*It should be noted that Madalyn B. found my blog by using the search term "gerard butler has a penis".

Friday, January 18, 2008

Cable Lineup December-January

I know I haven't been blogging much lately. I'm not going to make excuses other than to say I've been busy. Being an international superspy is arduous work. Something had to give. And so the blog suffers. But alas, that hasn't stopped the freaks from tracking me down via keyword searches. Thank goodness.

The Food Network
  • boiling point of tampico juice
  • fat women stomping on grapes
  • men are like grapes
  • what will make me go poop?
  • you are the last drink i never should drunk
  • sticky toffee pudding in new jersey

The Discovery Channel
  • what means museltov
  • gay siblings
  • virgo indecisive
  • top 10 reasons why sex sucks
  • what is my relationship destiny

E! Entertainment News
  • "gerard butler's home"
  • gerard butler ass pic
  • viggo girlfriend
  • gerard butler penis
  • gerard butler rude

  • human for sale cup size
  • almost famous tattoo

  • video thin titless
  • ball kicker girl fetish
  • windows naked flashing
  • accidental flash
  • circumcised men with his teeth rhyme
  • flashed on purpose
  • bolt upright and the erections
  • songs in the key of sex
  • i'm an exhibitionist flash
  • accidental flash girl

Saturday, January 12, 2008