Monday, January 21, 2008

Apologies to Madalyn B.

Recently, I found a comment from a post I wrote several months ago titled Apologies to Gerard Butler. In the post, I apologize for the infamous pictures of Mr. Butler's wedgie that seem to be bringing every pervert interested party searching for "Gerard Butler's butt" to my blog. However, Madalyn B. does not seem to appreciate my apology in the least, and is very put off by all the subsequent creepy talk about Gerard Butler's penis*. Allow me to share her comment and my response:

MADALYN B. said...

I must say,I'm just fine with the butt scratching pics. I think it's funny & cute, but really, everyone needs to STOP talking about his penis!!! It's creepy and perverted, & you would creep the HELL out of Gerry i'm sure if you went up to him talking about his dick like that. May be the first joke is kind of funny, but they really need to stop, they get old and weird fast!!! He's a dream come true and a sweet gift from Heaven for all us girls, so just comment on suff like his movies, talent, looks, style, and of corse his humor, but not his personal buisness, really, get a life. Let it have Gerry in it, but not "TOO" much of Gerry.


Dear Madalyn B.,

Thank you for your comment on my Gerard Butler apology post. As I stated, we all get wedgies - and you're right - it is funny & cute! Nothing like a good butt scratch/wedgie pick to give me a well-deserved giggle and some soft core fantasy fodder at the same time.

In regards to the penis talk, are you directing that part to me, or to the world in general? I myself have never spent an inordinate amount of time discussing his penis, but do you really think it creeps him out that there are thousands of other people who do? For most guys I know, that's a dream come true. But if you think that my post somehow brought more attention to his much mentioned manhood, and that it offended him somehow, then please pass along my apologies to him. (I'm assuming that since you refer to him as Gerry, you two must be good friends.) And please, rest assured that I would never approach him and "talk about his dick like that." Unless of course, he bought me dinner first.

Again, thank you for your comment and your advice. I will do my best to get a life.

Sincerely,

Scarlet Hip


*It should be noted that Madalyn B. found my blog by using the search term "gerard butler has a penis".

27 comments:

yournamehere said...

The comments about "Gerry's" penis had stopped, about six months ago when that post was new.

You see, here on the planet Earth we have a thing called time, and it passes.

sandra said...

I think wedgies AND penises are both worthy of attention :)

Sizzle said...

your response says it all...and um why is she searching that? was she confused that he did, indeed, have a dick?

Übermilf said...

you can talk about Todd's penis.

He doesn't mind.

Scarlet Hip said...

Todd - time stands still when there is penis to be discussed.

Sandra - amen sistah friend.

Sizz - perhaps she wants to berate everyone on the internet who is discussing his penis.

Ubie - but is Todd a dream come true and a sweet gift from Heaven for all us girls?

Übermilf said...

If so, I hope I kept my receipt.

All Mod Cons said...

Absurd to Brilliant in one easy stroke!

Scarlet Hip said...

Ubie - we should check to see if Heaven is missing an angel.

AMC - you said stroke. I am giggling uncontrollably.

Spinning Girl said...

You sassy girl!

If I were Ger, I'd be psyched that people are even talking about me.

Bill said...

It has been so long since anyone has searched for my penis ...

Übermilf said...

What do you want to bet she has a seatless chair and some strong rope in her basement, just in case she and "Gerry" ever meet.

She knows what he's thinking and feeling... they have a real connection...

Think Frustrated said...

Oh, sweet irony. She was cruizin the magic porn box for pictures of her friend's schlong, and found that you mentioned that he probably has a nice penis, and got pissed (pardon the pun). I think she was just disappointed that she couldn't catch a picture of "Gerry's" dork.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I bet she called "Gerry" right up and told on you all.

Was she wondering if he had one when she googled him?

Gerry said...

No-one mentions my Abs at all any more.

At least there's still my penis to talk about!

matty said...

Not to be crude, but I do spend a good deal of time thinking of his cock.

I really enjoyed his strip tease in PS I LOVE YOU --- tho, I found it next to impossible to imagine the actress for whom he strip'd to be a str8 woman. Still, it was a nice scene --- but, it just didn't go far enough.

I don't get wedgies. In this respect, I am perfect. And, I could be wrong, but I think most people are thinking about my penis. Almost certain.

kisses from east of gaytown,
matty

Scarlet Hip said...

SG - right?! That's why people want to be famous, to be talked about. And to get good tables in restaurants.

Will somebody out there please do a search for Bill's penis? Thank you.

Bill - see what I do for you? Wait, that's not what you meant, is it...

Ubie - did you see the scene in Casino Royale with the seatless chair and the rope? Hottest torture scene EVER.

Jacob - I do not talk about his penis except to comment about how other people search for his penis and land here. Repeat, I do not talk about is penis...
I just think about it sometimes...

I wonder how many times we can use the word penis in this comment section.

RLL - I do hope she called him. I'm dying for him to come to my blog so we can talk more about his penis.

Gerry - dude! I'll talk about your abs! As long as you don't talk about my ass!

Matty - I saw him first, so get your mind out of the gutter. And I'm sure everyone thinks about your penis. I know I am now.

jiggs said...

LEAVE GERRY ALONE!!!
*sob... runny eyeliner*

East Coast Teacher said...

Psst...I went private. Check your email so you can join the party :)

Aside: Have you seen "P.S., I Love You."

Oh. My. God. He is gorgeous in that flick!

Nance said...

Your punctuation is impeccable.
Thank you.

thephoenixnyc said...

I am so out of the loop.

G3T Films said...
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Gerry said...

Butt Brooke, that's all I ever gas abutt... about

Tits McGee said...

Penis!

Scarlet Hip said...

Jiggsy baby - there there. Come snuggle up to my boobage. It'll be ok.

ECT - will do! And no, I haven't seen it. But I'm dying to.

Nance - thank you for the compliment.

Michael - that's because you have been neglecting me.

Gerry - call me! We can talk about your penis all you want.

Tits - yay!

Naynayfazz said...

What crawled up her ass? People get so mad at stupid things. Why should someone care about what you write on your blog? It is not like you wrote something racist or homophobic. You mentioned some actor's shlong; get over it lady.

p.s. I still have no idea who he is. Even looking at pictures, I am like, "Okay, and I know him from...."

rkintn said...

Gerry is fantastic in everything I have seen him in including the horrific Beowulf LOL Maybe she thought she has dibs on his penis? LOL If I thought it would get his attention if I ever met him, you bet I would definitely talk about his dick LOLOL

arbyn said...

I love search engines and the site metres that record said searches.

*sigh*

best story of the night.