It's my 100th post!
For this prestigious occasion, I am officially requesting a comment orgy.
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634 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 634 Newer› Newest»Jill, you can take it. Just throw the shit back at me. Now this isn't orgy material though.
flinging poo is my idea of fun...thanks for the wram welcome
I must get some sleep now, but it's been a pleasure flinging poo and orgying with you all, especially you, Monkey Boy, you kinky thing. Good night.
You're welcome Claudia. I wish I could fling more poo, but I'm exhausted. See you soon.
You're vrey welcome Claudia.
Never a loser, monkey boy. you're freakin' irresistible and don't you forget it!
And why do my comments always post before yours? BED! Now! Read backwards.
Damn... am I the last original commenter standing? Basically that means I am the biggest loser.
Fuck if I know. I think the orgy is no longer. It's more like some 12 year-old boy watching that Girls on Film video of Duran Duran's.
i'm really sorry! i went home and took some pills and i've been vegetating for a few hours. i'm off to bed now, so hopefully i will actually sleep!
thanks for the rocking good time, though!
better than naked grandmas on pogo sticks!
Nighty night yo! Too bad my brother's flight was delayed 90 minutes. I am so excited to pick him up at 2:00am. Yippee. Maybe I should actually read a book or something.
Congrats, Brooke!
So Egan, Jill wore you out, did she? Oh, there there...
Geez ... you step out for a pee and 100 more comments appear. I guess I'm not that good at orgies. I hope people were at least using condoms!
Safe sex is the only way to go Bill. Chicky, Jill sure as hell did a number on me. Shit. That may not be the best word choice.
Wowsers! Is this the most posts ever!??! :)
Possibly. The folks at Google are probably freaking out with this orgy stuff. They will have to find a new way to tap into the blog comment business.
12:58am... damn that United computer crash today. My brother's plane still has 33 minutes until arrival.
[shakes head and splashes face with cold tap water] Hey, who the fuck moved my tighty whities? Evil? Evil? Is that you?
P.S. it's wicked fun to drive on the freeways in the middle of the night. Topped the MINI out at 101 mph while jamming to Soul Meets Body. Alright.. I am finally off to bed now! Peace out!
Holy crap!
Ok, I'm here! Hello? Hello?
Nuts!
Ooooh! An orgy. Is this one of Ubermilf's tricks? Will there be cameras? Because I am not going to be caught with my crown off.
Happy 100th post! May I someday be so proliferous.
dammmit! late again! happy 100th brooke :)
I think the random pervs in your comment space just did a blog search for orgy and ended up here. I hope they weren't dissapointed. Congrats on the huge number!
Happy 100th Brooke. I broke the 100 mph mark just for you!
Hi Brooke! When are you coming down to North Havana (Sobe)?
Generic Comment goes here to raise comment count.
Just wanted to be 247!
Congrats!!
#248?
present!
wow. all these comments, i feel like i'm so late to the party. is there any food left?
Dan-e, does one eat food at an orgy?
Leave it to me to show up AFTER the orgy.
Sad face.
thephoenixnyc, looks like this orgy only lasted one day. I thought I would come back for seconds, but there aren't any takers apparently. This orgy blows!
egan. well after expending all that, uhh, energy you need replinish yourself.
dan-e, that's a great point you make. I love that Red Bull stuff because it gives me wings.
red bull is ok but i need food. and gatorade (i sweat a lot).
dan-e - you sweat a lot during these orgies? That sounds nice and kinky. Now if only some others would join us in day 2 of this sausage fest.
i'd actually prefer it not to be a sausage party. i'm a taco fann personally...
My first orgy!
Wow, how exciting...
dan-e - me too. Tacos huh? Interesting imagery. I think the ladies are scared of our good looks and splendid personalities.
Dan-e - a woman is present. Look busy and stand up straight. "Salut The Real Me!"
lady?? where??
Dan-e - The Real Me is hot Canadian woman. No she doesn't have a troll head. I don't know why you would even suggest that. Damn, you are harsh Dan-e.
well, she is canadian.
Good grief.
Bill, what does that "good grief" of yours mean? Good or bad? I personally love Canadians.
i love how we're able to completely entertain us without... umm... what's her name... whoever the host of the blog is...
Dan-e - I think her name is Brookalina. People like to say "teach me" to her. Who needs the host anyways?
Jacob, I have no life. Let's just call a spade a spade.
I attend [blog] orgies for a living.
Wow, I don't throw a very good orgy do I? I had actually meant for people to just comment away. You are all a bunch of perverts who..well...perverted what I said.
I was at work today. Did I miss anything besides Egan NOT doing anything at work today?
I work my ass off Brooke. Take those hurtful words back. Would you talk to a student of yours like that?
wait, trolling other people's blogs and leaving comments all day isn't a life? wtf?!?!
Dan-e - my ego just took a huge hit.
The host in the house yo! Are we pushing #300 yet?
My students are six years old. What are you trying to say Mr. Maturity?
I never miss out on an orgy when I can fit them in. And I can fit them in.
Happy 100th, Brooke! :D
Mr. Maturity? I am honored. I'm saying I am 5.333 times their age, but no more responsible than them.
brooke. where's my drink?
I can't believe it's almost at 300. Of course 150 of them are from Egan, so I'm not sure if they count.
Sweet! Orgy is back on!
Now that's a lot of members! he he get it...members at your orgy. I want to be the last one to leave, oh hell, I would have to fight Egan for that honor.
I thought that I waited around all day for nothing. Oh boy, this is great!
Spoken just like Flounder!!
Just remember Tumbleweed, I get the hot ones.
Dan - shouldn't I be asking you that question?
I'm not cleaning up this mess!
This is sooooooo hott.
This is still going on? How does Brooke get 400 million comments per post and I can barely get five? ;p
Oh my merciful heavens! I can't believe I almost missed this!
Thank you for the invite, you luscious, lovely blogging goddess you!
I am never going to live this one down. I'm sure I've won the comment whore of the year award and it's only the fourth day of 2006.
I have stamina folks.... that or no clue. I go with stamina.
I confess, I skimmed the posts. What the hell? who am I? what am I? What happened to me?
I have the whole West Coast thing to my advantage and I never sleep. Bring it on!
Comment Whore of the Year?? Is there such an award? I want to wrestle for it. In oil.
Charming, but Single - I have a business proposal for you. Give me a jingle.
Monkey, I want #300
I want it.
300!!! This is fucking insane.
Dammit!!!!!
Now, #300 is all mine. I worked hard for it. Big bucks big bucks, no whammies and "Login and Publish".
You know... I thought you had posted more than 100 posts also. I am currently at 135 posts and simply shocked that I had so much to babble about. Although some of my posts are admittedly: "So... what's going on? Oh.... look! It's Brooke! Go see Brooke!"
Those are my favorite posts.
Who the hell got it?
Monkey, I think you just stole my thunder. Damn you, damn you!
I love Monkey!
Egan is going to teach us how to play soccer and then he will teach me how to use my new G5 to it's best advantage. I'm switching from iMovie to Final Cut Express and I'm nervouoousususuususussss.
Egan, Egan he's our man!
If he can't do it,
no one can!
Excuse me.
I want 300.
I want it bad.
If I don't get it, I'll be mad.
You know I even swapped around some cables yesterday to keep commenting from work. Sadly it didn't work so I ran home and commented like a mofo from there. My wife asked what I was doing all night. I told her "having an orgy". She turned up the volume on 90210 and continued to ignore me.
300!! I got it! I got it! I got it.
I die happy now.
Egan plays soccer?
Yes, Egan does play soccer. Please try and keep up Brooke. This is your blog afterall.
Um, wow ... I went away for, like, a few minutes and the comments exploded. I'm not fast enough!
Egan, business proposal? What?
Where do you keep your balls? In the closet?
Charming - you want more than 5 comments on your blog? Does a lack of comments make your feel unloved or underappreciated? Have a got a deal for you. For just three easy installments of $39.99 a month, I will comment every chance I get on your blog. I will guarantee no post will ever have less than a predetermined number of comments. It's like buying your popularity. Kind of like high school. If this is up your alley. Let me know and we can strike a deal. Call me now at 800-BLG-HORE!
Brooke - my detachable ball is hanging in the closet. Yes, I am a one nut wonder. I hope you feel bad now for making that tasteless joke.
Wow I've never been part of a comment orgy before. I wonder if I should tell my husband about this...
Evil - nuts? nope, just one nut. See comment to Brooke for more details.
P.S. I could have responded to your comment on the previous one, but that wouldn't increase the comment count. My hard work continues.
Egan, if I wanted to buy my friends, I'd start a Blogority. (Um, that's kind of, like, totally not a bad idea ...)
Y'all aren't going to keep this up through the Rose Bowl are you? 'Cause I must give the Rose Bowl my full attention, just in case the world ends and USC loses ... (If that happens, I may demand an ACTUAL orgy to celebrate.)
Charming, or you could just set him up with one of your hot friends. Any one of your leftover boyfriends will do.
Brooke, I can promise you that NO ONE wants to have to deal with the low-quality men I've left in my wake. ;P
I have a few of them Brooke.
Charming - this will be better than the Rose Bowl if you allow it to mature to say 500 comments.
No number of blog comments could top the disappointed look on every USC fan and player's face if they lose to Texas ... I might shed a tear of joy.
I want to be a part of Egan's new company. I'll comment anywhere for $39.99 a month.
Where was I? Soccer? Balls in closets? Egan's wife watching 902012997? Er.
I lost my train of thought!
Monkey - please please please try and pay attention. You're slowing this train down.
Flounder -- I like the way you think. ;)
Texas 34
USC 31
Chow chow chugga chugga chow chow. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can break Blogger.
Flounder - is that an electoral college vote count or something?
Egan, is that rate negotiable?
I have looked into the future and found the final score of the Rose Bowl. Place yer bets!
I want 400!
Oh please, I'm not dumb enough to actually bet AGAINST USC. I'm a realist.
But one day they will suck. They will suck so hard that it will be like a black hole every time they kick off and it will actually suck the ball into the field. (I am so bitter sounding.)
Flounder - maybe it's negotiable, if you have a friend.
Be nice to Monkey, Egan! His hoo-ha is enormous and makes it difficult for him to concentrate!
Flounder - that was supposed to sound like a Ron Popeil infomercial.
Monkey is a boy, right?
Brooke - I think I love hoo-has, but I am not sure.
Charming, I'm much older than you, so the pile of low-quality men I've left behind is much larger -and stinkier - than yours.
Brooke - crapola, Monkey is a boy. This orgy just took a left turn and is headed south.
Brooke - can't you just IM me? This is such a tremendous waste of time. Geesh. It's 2006 yo!
I have no friends. That is why I need to pay you to make me look good so the cool bloggers will hang out with me.
This sounds kinda like every teen flick from the '90s.
Oh, Brooke, you clearly underestimate my terrible taste in men. ;p
Flounder - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
From the 80's Flounder! The 80's!!!
Egan, why don't you just move in and start eating my food?
Ok. Football is on. Be back when it becoomes obvious that Texas will lose.
Toodles!
USC 7, TexaSS 0
I don't even remember what I did last summer, so how the hell do you...
Oh, I get it.
I knew my Instant Messaging 101 courses and typing classes could be combined for something useful in life. I just didn't know when and where.
Flounder - man, don't make me slap you. Maybe you might like that since this is an orgy afterall.
Brooke - just say the word. Yo, I know you love this attention Brooke so don't play coy with my you sexy number you.
..with me you sexy number you.
Brooke told me this is a safe place, so please, no slapping.
Flounder - take your clothes off please. This is an orgy. That tie has to go.
Still no score gang.
The last man asked me to take my clothes off was my doctor. Or at least that was who he said that he was...
Flounder - I bet you're going to tell me he asked you to cough too. What a fake he was.
This has been a great 24 hours of football for me. First, my alma mater loses to Methuselah and his Nittany Lions in 3 OTs, and now my J-E-T-S are losing their coach to freaking KC. Uggggh!
Using the whole hand there, Doc?
Mooooon River
Ssshhhh...Egan and Flounder are getting to know each other. It's like a first date.
I need a kickoff and I need it now ... so impatient, I am.
Flounder - come closer, open your mouth wide and say "ahhhhlove you Egan". Good work.
I've never seen a woman so xcited to watch football. Where were you when I was single?
USC 0, Texas 7
I won't do Egan. Not here. Not now.
I want 400!
Flounder - I need you to do some deep breathing. Relax, now exhale.
Texas won the toss!
Flounder, you obviously don't live in the South. I know TONS of female football fans.
(Of course, it helps that my alma mater is a top-ranked team as well.)
They deferred? Why would they put USC's offense on the field to start the game? Mack Brown is a dumbass!
29 more comments to 400
As big as I am, all breathing is deep breathing.
Flounder - this talk of football is killing my libido man.
They deferred cause they know they're going to be losing at the half and are hoping for some kickoff momentum. ;P
Don't worry Egan, I'll get bored soon and switch to "Stacked."
Jesus, this is an enormous orgy!
Though I completely disagree, charming, I am sure that I love you.
THEY FUMBLED!
Oh wow, a guy with a girlfriend/wife loves me. Story of my life.
Bush takes the ball and dives forward for a gain of two.
Talking football is my way of keeping tantric.
Pants - can we spoon?
Excuse me. Major football fan over here too. Ask anyone that knows me where I am every Sunday.
Oh, I hate pro football, Brooke. (Of course, that probably has to do A LOT with the pro team in my area.)
Orgy to football game. Interesting. Should be up to 500 by the end of the night. My site will crash and I'll hunt you all down and beat you senseless.
Charming - is Stacked playing in the other room? That room is busy with a daisy train.
So, would this football talk be like the Brooke Rose Bowl?
Sys - try #392 or something yo!
I need #400
Egan, dear, I learned in high school that once the talk goes to football, it never goes back. That's why I started to watch football. ;)
Monkey is gone so it's all mine. I feel like Reggie Bush running for a touchdown with no one in front of him.
I need it more
Me me me
Closer Agent Starling, closer.
Hook 'em Horns
Dude, this is going to be a long game for Texas if they keep doing stupid stuff like letting USC score. ;P
Brooke Rose Bowl! That is so cool!!!
Hey, someone found my blog by searching for Brooke Rose naked. What the fuck is up with that?
shitballs.
yes, victory must be mine
Ha! It was me girls!
Damn USC!
Fuck Sysm, you may have ruined my day. If I don't get #400, I will pee my pants. I will have to shoot for #500.
500 is all mine
Toilet paper anyone?
Guys, a watched pot never boils. The more you TRY to be 400, the more you will NEVER be 400.
Brooke - you sneaky bitch
I was just noticing Brookes first comment...
So where is everyone? I have an orgy and nobody shows up. This is so depressing.
Uh, yeah.
Brooke has no shame Sysm. I suggest you bend over now Sysm.
You know, there's a server over at Google/Blogger that is about to melt just trying to keep up with your comments ...
Brooke was hanging out in the corner smoking a cigarette. Then she cums in and steals the show. It's as if she thinks it's her blog or something.
Sysm - that's pretty damn funny
cums in. orgy. Nice
This orgy is turning into a sausage party
Just how I like it!
USC 7, Texas 0
Charming - get Pants and come back in the living room and enjoy the entertainment.
Are you talking about Pants a person/commenter or pants, like the things that keep my sexy legs warm?
It's early. The Horns will rise up
I ate dinner with Joe Dimaggio.
I so badly wanted to ask him what it was like to lay the wood to Marilyn Monroe, but I couldn't talk.
Charming - Pants the commenter. She's superdopefly and open to all sorts of stuff.
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