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634 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 634 Newer› Newest»Sysm - today's post is killing me. I got raked over the coals today. Brushes with fame rule.
Flounder - Joltin' Joe? Wow.
Ok, this is ridiculous! You have the most comments I've ever seen! You guys are using this like IM.
I think I forgot to eat dinner ...
Bamagirl - what's IM? I swim a lot and in swimming it means individual medley.
He was my ex-girlfriend's father's buddy. They picked me up for dinner, and he was in the front seat. Her dad said, "I want you to meet my friend Joe". He turned around and when I saw who he was, I nearly shit my pants.
Um, what happened to Brooke?
Charming - I forgot to eat lunch.
Egan, WTF are you talking about? Who is Bamagirl?
Sysm - in your bus example, I would totally give up the seat. Chivalry isn't dead folks.
Fishy, scroll up a bit.
Sorry, it's my fault it's taking so long. I have been doing other stuff such as masturbating.
c. 1990
HOLY SAM HILL! What happened here? I think 100 comments in one hour is fantasmagorical!
I love you Brooke. You comment "escort".
I see that SYSM made it over here in spite of his "back problem".
I still don't see a Bamagirl. Are you multiblogging or just plain losing it?
Monkey - stop it with those games of yours.
Den of snipers...
You're right on time, Chicky
454?!?!? This is the biggest orgy in history!!!
What have I missed?
How did my post get ahead of Chicky's?
Monkey, I'm at a loss. I'm just sitting here drinking tea.
ChickyBabe - you missed some gay sex.
...and Mrs Robinson
500 is coming...
Chicky...you and I are so much alike it's scary.
ChickyBabe - I played the role of doctor.
Gay sex?!?! You know I like to watch... Were you in it?
Sorry, I had to go make dinner. Did I miss anything fun?
How did that comment get above Chicky's?
Chicky, let's go rent some gay porn.
Texas is in the red zone!
I would try "Islands in the Stream." That always annoys the crap out of me.
Try singing "Seasons in the Sun". That will kill any song stuck in your head or, an erection, instantly.
porn
Texas is on the board! 7-3
Wow! I snuck two in front of Chicky.
All right, Brooke!!! I'm neglecting my blog... the things I do for a comment orgy!
Make that three!
Egan is laying low, waiting for #500
No No NO...Sysm...."Hey Jude"...it works every time.
I was hoping USC would be killing Texas by now so that I could switch to CSI without feeling bad. ;P
I can't wait to see that movie. I mean that. I am so tired of it being referred to as "the gay cowboy" movie. Lesbo movies like that Angelina Jolie one have been out forever and this movie gets all this press. Once again, people can't deal with gay men.
I love gay men! I mean, love love love them. I like them waaaaaaaaaaay more than I like lesbians.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
"Islands in the stream, that is what we are ..."
Come on! Kenny and Dolly!
Which Angelina Jolie movie?
You know, Matt Leinart is as cute as cute can be, but he could say, "Charming, I will go down on you for three whole hours" and I still wouldn't touch his USC-loving ass.
Flounder - Gia
500? ;p
I think me, Chicky, and Charming need to rent some gay porn and get drunk on margaritas. And smoke ciggies. No, fags! Smoke fags! Ha!
Brooke, I totally just quit smoking. Otherwise I so totally would. ;p
Hmmm. Maybe. What's the name of this gay porn we're renting?
So did I Charming, but a girl can still have one wild night with the girls.
Why would they block him?
I think Egan got blocked by Blogger. They did this last night to him too. He's soooo pissed.
Interception!
Did Blogger turn the comments off or did everyone just get bored?
I love that between the time i click on the comments button and it loads, you've had 4 more comments.
and I thought I was asking a lot for my birthday to have one hundred!
insanity brooke, sheer insanity
I know..this is nuts. The man is keeping Egan down. Won't let him post. SO the count should drop significantly now.
Um, can't Egan just get a new Blogger name? Or have they blocked his IP?
And Touchdown for Texas! (A kind of shady one, but a touchdown nonetheless.)
I think they blocked his IP. He's kind of stalker-like.
I think so. Cause let's face it, he is. He's my bomb!
The man is keeping Egan down?? do they think he is comment bombing?
Frozen Margaritas, yay!!!
I blocked Egan. I told you I have a part time job as the Blog Flirt Police!
The comments are coming out in the wrong order, that last post was in response to Monkey. So now we have 500 comments in the wrong order. Awesome!
Ok Monkey('s Human!), you, me, Chicky and Charming - a night of margaritas and gay porn Where are we meeting?
I confess, I didn't read all of the last 100 comments until I saw gay porn. That caught my attention. It always does. Although gay erotica turns me on more. Ooooooooh! Did I just say that out loud?
This orgy is awesome. I just put three fingers up Egans ass. There you go Monkey how fucking hot was that?
Poor Egan! Hi Egan! If you can read this... WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Maybe if we all clap our hands over and over they will let him come back for an encore.
Egan is going nuts. He is desperate to get back to you ladies.
Oh wow...Viggo is going to be on tv soon. Looks like I'm up for a while!
holy crap..514th??? happy new years, brooke, and happy 100th post!
Sysm! You shameful, shameful man! Plus, Dilf has already offered his tech advice to Monkey, and since he's going over to your place of employ to provide YOU with tech advice, if I were Monkey, I would stick with Dilf.
How long did they block Egan for last time?
Egan has gay porn on his laptop!!!!
Ubie!!! Did you bring cupcakes?
Frosting at the mouth. Sysm!!! That was bad. And hilarious.
SYSM and Ubie are making me snort with laughter.
I am PAYING dilf for tech advice. I am giving tech advice to Monkey for free, as part of my PETA membership. I like this idea very much.
I have DILF's private email address. I feel very special. All of my mac needs are taken care of.
DM - I appreciate the thought, but I think it's been pretty much established that I'm a whore. But with a heart of gold. Like in the movies.
I just bought it SYSM. It arrives next week. I'm very excited indeed. If you only knew how long it takes to render my large DVDs that I make for my family. Oh... you would cry. Yes, you would. I do, frequently.
And now I will have 250GB of storage, plus my other external harddrives, I can save all of the movies I want to! Wooooo HHOOOOO!
Excuse me.
Gay porn at Monkey's house!!! Yay!!!
i feel dirty for commenting here... cheap and dirty. comment #522!!!!!!!!!! i need a shower.
Loz!! Where the fuck have you been? I've missed you! I thought you didn't love me anymore.
Actually you were comment #536. Is this totally fucked or what? And not one from Nick. He refuses. Something about prinicples.
Hello freaks!
I have my work cut out to get to 600.
Fuck, I think that Dragon stuck his hand up my ass in this whole orgy thing. Calzone, could you kindly remove those three fingers of yours now? By the way, that was way hot what you did, way hot! Like Cleveland Steamer hot.
Brooke - I may have to create a new profile to reach 600. I don't want people to know much of a loser I am.
This orgy is so cool. I am happy to be a part of this. Thanks for the invite Egan.
You're welcome Anonymous.
Egan, you new to the orgy circuit? I have seen your ass around before. I would remember an ass like yours.
I meant to say I have not seen your wonderful ass around. I think you feel me Egan.
Anonymous - I totally feel you. What happened to all the other bloggers? I got cut off from work and now all the cool people have left the building.
Egan, now that you're back, I'm going to bed.
Er, rather I'm going to watch the football game in bed ...
Oh YEAH baby, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I am here.
Wow, going to bed huh?
Spinning Girl - want to get freaky?
Damn, the interest level at this orgy is waning.
USC 24, Texas 23 in the 4th Quarter. If I throw the football score out there maybe some hot dudes will come back.
Egan - shut up. Get a ilfe man. Do something productive with your own blog.
#555 - all right!!
#556 - yo!
Come on, you can do better than that, Egan! Where's your stamina??
Holy shit! This is crazy. I am glad I left and came back, I would not have held out. Egan is an animal! Go Egan, Go Egan!!
I am here. Watching the repeat of Dave Letterman. An animal I am.
Now where's that whip?
No dudes around right? They're all watching that gay football game.
I've got the whip!
Crack it then! And then take notes.
Five six four
I already cracked it! Didn't you feel that??
Five hundred and sixty-five
35 more lashes for me!
Cinq cent soixante-huit
Is that Rose Bowl football game over yet?
This is my most favorite blog ever... ever. But man, where are all the sexy ladies.
Hey... doucement. I like to take my time...
Doucement it is.... you think anyone will read this as we near 600?
et lentement aussi?
They're all asleep in the US, no?
Ca depend... des fois forcemment!
Huh, je vois comment tu marches. Dois-je continuer?
Ils regardent le match de football contre deux equipes.
you people are insatiable!
Damn right we are. It's the new blogging.
4th and 5
Flounder - I may owe you a reach around.
I'm getting tired of that whip...
Fine, whip will be discarded. You have another suggestion? Damn, you are hilarious.
How about you dress up in a short skirt?
A skirt? Moi? Tu es tres interessante! Et ... apres ca? Est-ce que tu penses que j'ai quelque chose comme ca?
Mais bien sur! Si tu n'as pas une petite jupe, tu pourras toujours emprenter une de ta femme! Allez... vas-y...
Oh.... mon dieu. Tu es incroyable mademoiselle. Tu pense que je vais demander ma femme quelque chose comme ca? "Femme, est-ce que tu as une jupe que je peux emprunter?"
"Pourquoi?"
"Parce que"
.....
Dammit, i tried to catch up but i only got up to around 300. what did i miss?
tu as manque beaucoup de choses Jill,... beaucoup... skip to comment 483 or so.
Continuez ChickyBabe. J'ai besoin d'apprendre le mot pour "kinky" maintenant.
my god, i'm delirious, i haven't posted yet today, and i was up til god know what time last night being distracted by some guy on the west coast. i don't know if i have the energy for this right now. someone tuck me in.
No worries Jill. That guy must have been a prick to keep you away from your hard work.
Uh huh
Yep, I couldn't agree more.
yeah, a total loser
How could that happen? I mean really... what a miscommunication.
I hate losers like that guy. He needs to slapped silly.
I think I may know who that guy was. I have seen his comments on numerous blogs.
Parce que une fille qui s'appelle Chickybabe a demande... hehe
Hi Jilly!!
#600 is mine unless someone, Chicky, steals it from me.
I got it 600!!!!
Kinquette!
Finally! I can finally stop commenting... victory is mine. Yippee! I am such a fucking slut.
ChickyBabe, je vais discuter ma femme maintenant... un instant.
hey chicky!
i'll slap him. enjoyably.
kinky bastard would enjoy it.
603, le mot est kinquette? C'est trop facile. Tu es tres kinquette.
This attention is wonderful.
I was hoping to get 600 with my kinquette!! Where's that whip again??
Hey, Brooke sends her love from her sleep.
you're an attention whore
Ha, I have been trying so so damn hard to get 600. You don't even know. I missed 200, 300, 400, and 500 to Brooke. Finally I got one of those suckers. Chicky, you can have 669.
Now who's the kinqueur, Egan??
i still love you brooke, i still love everyone... but it was take a break time! i'm not even sure if i'm back-back or just sort of back.
i consider it an exciting day to get more than 20 comments... 20!
Excuse me, but is this where I can find pictures of Brooke Rose naked?
This is a marathon orgy... Brooke, what have you started??
Call me when this gets to 1000 posts.
616th, and I used to catch the 616 bus to work.
HOLY SCHNIKE!
Just to recap...
Flounder said...
Texas 34
USC 31
January 04, 2006 7:48 PM
Final Score
Texas 41
USC 38
Egan, I'm not going to make six cent soixante neuf by myslef...
(too much red wine)
I woke up to 342 emails in my inbox. I'm betting if I counted 242 would be from Egan.
Blogger can't even keep up.
You are all insane!
Morning Brooke!
You would think after all this, I would be listed as a Blog of Note. Blogger Bastards!
Good morning psychos! I'm going to work. You all have a great day.
Hey, BTW, if you check out my blog, I am in the picture in front of Maloney's, second guy from the right, with the goatee.
Good evening from Sydney! I'm going to sleep...
G'night Chicky!
awwww, I wanted to be comment #625, damnit!
Better late than never for an orgy
Big Bird just said he loved getting birdseed cupcakes from his Grannybird.
Not cake. CUPCAKES.
Suck it, Cakies.
Man, that Egan guy needs to shut the hell up.
Anonymous, don't make me kick your ass fool.
(I must ration my comments carefully since Blogger blocked me twice yesterday)
The Neverending Orgyyyyyy (sung to the tune of the Neverending Story)
Egan, are you anonymously heckling yourself?
Moi?
i hope egan's using protection. he's really getting into this, and i wouldn't want to see him bringing anything icky home.
Do I hear 700?
Kendra - I always wear protection. The tuque is my favorite type. Flounder, good luck with that buddy.
Jacob, the Blogger bastards are going to banish your ass to the Torture Room if you're not careful.
Nice work Captain. Half of those 100 posts have been memes though.
Looks like we can finally stick a fork in this orgy!
Not so fast my friend!
[flips off light switch and buttons top button on jeans] Peace out yo!
Alone again, naturally!
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30 more comments, by myself? No way!
[pokes head back in door] Man, you're making me look good.
That is why I am still here. It's all about you Egan!
October Fest is back!
Beer & Weenies!
Let's get it on!
700, here I come!
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