Tuesday, January 03, 2006

100th Post

It's my 100th post!

For this prestigious occasion, I am officially requesting a comment orgy.

Go for it.

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Brookelina said...

So where is everyone? I have an orgy and nobody shows up. This is so depressing.

ChickyBabe said...

I'm here!! Do I get to pick who to have an orgy with??

Happy 100th!!! Yay!!! I have a bubbly in hand...

JJ said...

I'm going to have to pass. My doc said no orgies. But good luck!

Cactus Prick said...

Looks like its me, you, and chickybabe.

Thank goodness I got in before all the dudes. Happy 100th.

ChickyBabe said...

All right!!

Brookelina said...

Chicky - of course! You can have anyone you want! Except JJ. And Cactus Prick.

JJ - you're here, you're in.

Prick - you are the man.

Übermilf said...

You've done more than 100 posts.

How does this orgy thing work? Where's Egan. I like monkeys.

Brookelina said...

I have not done more than 100 posts, it just seems that way because I'm always around.

There are no rules to the orgy thing. It's just all about comments. You can bitch, moan, complain, gossip - whatever you like.

Egan is staring at himself in the mirror and is not responding to instant messages. I don't know if I want to know what he is actually doing.

Egan said...

Fuck, I am here. I had to put in some pool time to maintain my girlish figure. Now step off.

Jill said...

Count me in. Let's orgy.

Jill said...

Brooke, I offered you an orgy a week or so ago, but Brando chickened out.

Brookelina said...

Egan - it's about time. I know what you were doing in that pool.

Jill - Brando chickened out and Viggo doesn't know I'm alive. It's so very sad.

God said...

Orgy? I do not typically endorse orgies since I am the almighty one. However I think Brooke is a nice person as I have been watching over her very carefully for the past 40 years. Please ladies and gentlemen, turn this post into an orgy. I know there are some readers to this blog that are plenty capable of piling up comments quickly. Some justice of america thing-a-ma-bobber. Best wishes to all of you in 2006!

Brookelina said...

God is great
God is good
Let us thank him
For this food.

Amen.

Jill said...

I'm so excited. I can talk to Brooke in real time. Talk to me, Brooke!

Egan said...

Brooke, what was I doing in that pool other than making tiny bubbles with my bottom?

Egan said...

Jill, can you speak up?

Brookelina said...

Jilly! I love your Chuckles post! It reminds me of my I've been a bad bad girl post. Clearly you were a good girl as you didn't steal from your parents for candy.

Brookelina said...

Yes Jill, Egan can't hear you over his pool bubbles.

Jill said...

SORRY EGAN! IS THIS BETTER?

but you know...i much prefer a man who whispers if we're going to be orgying together...

Thanks, Brooke!

Egan said...

Tiny bubbles to you! Hey, the pool was free of band aids today.

Brookelina said...

That's really.....gross.

Egan said...

I feel the love Jill. Good point about the whispering.

Egan said...

Band Aids in the pool aren't good. Beats the shit out of other types of floaters and I am not talking about Baby Ruth bars.

Egan said...

Jill, you rock.

Jill said...

Well I do try. It's so much more arousing this way.

Egan said...

Jill, what did I say about the tongue? Damn you!

Jill said...

Awww, but all the other boys I orgy with like that! I'll let you do it to me! Come on!

Brookelina said...

Where are all the drunken sorority boys?

miss kendra said...

can i orgy too?
is this a sober orgy?

can i bring cookies?

Brookelina said...

Wait, that's fraternity boys. Not sorority boys. I think I'm drunk. I need a cookie.

Yay! Kendra has cookies!

Jill said...

I would love some cookies.

Egan said...

I love to cuddle.

ChickyBabe said...

As long as Egan is here, I'm staying.... *bats eyelids*

Egan said...

Chicky, you're making me blush.

Jill said...

Hey, Chicky, how bout we get Egan to model for your calendar?

Egan said...

Jill, I am Mr. December. Please try and pay attention yo!

ChickyBabe said...

He's already in!!! He's Mr December in the tight red shorts...

*fans herslef*

ChickyBabe said...

Um..er.. Egan and I just commented together....

Egan said...

I can shake my little tush on the catwalk.

Egan said...

Chicky, that's what I call an orgy.

Egan said...

Chicky, what the hell time is over there?

miss kendra said...

does any one have milk?

rice, soy, almond, cow, breast?

i'm trying to cover all the bases. i'm sure there's someone out there who wants it.

Egan said...

Milk? Yum

miss kendra said...

i want to shake my tush.

ChickyBabe said...

It's 11.28 am, Wednesday, mon cher... And you're not one to blush. I am!!

Egan said...

Mon dieu, mon café est froid.

Egan said...

19 hours difference... wow! I am a math genius.

ChickyBabe said...

Alors, tu veux une petite coupe de Champagne?

Egan said...

Breast milk is good for about three months or three years I hear.

Jill said...

Sorry, you're going too fast for me. I think I missed out on the male calendar updates once I realized I'd have to be bikini-ready. So I've been belly-dancing non-stop. I'm so distracted that I forgot to keep track of half-naked hotties? How did this happen? Someone stop me!

Egan said...

Brooke, leave me alone. I am trying to get work done/look busy.

Egan said...

Chicky, oui s'il vous plait!

miss kendra said...

i didn't. i'm at work, so i have none.

but i will be home soon and you better believe i will be taking some.

this is my first day being upright and it is ROUGH.

that's why i'm so into the orgy. i get to lay down, right?

miss kendra said...

how did my comment get in before yours that i weas responding to?

this orgy is turning weird.

Brookelina said...

Breast milk? Really? This is getting interesting. And disturbing.

Miss K, did you bring any of your drugs? And how are you feeling?

ChickyBabe said...

It's cold here too in Sydney, 18C according to my weather Pixie, the harlot!

Egan said...

Alors, someone has to get raunchy and it ain't gonna be me.

ChickyBabe said...

Let's drop the breast milk, it's putting me off my Champagne!

Un peu du caviar, Egan?

Brookelina said...

Stop bitching about your cold coffee...it's 4:30 in the afternoon in Seattle. Of course it's cold.

Egan said...

oui, du poisson... merci

Egan said...

Caviar is fish eggs right?

Egan said...

Popcorn without butter and with salt? Yes please.

Jill said...

I've got popcorn. Anyone want some popcorn?

miss kendra said...

it's freaking me out!

ChickyBabe said...

Caviar is fish eggs, supposed to be an aphrodisiac, mon cher...

Jill, how about Chuckles instead??

miss kendra said...

fish eggs?

now i'm really disturbed.

Egan said...

the comment order is freaking me out. it's making it hard, no pun intended, to get freaky on this blog.

Egan said...

Rolly polly fish eggs fish eggs...

ChickyBabe said...

Caviar and breast milk, yum yum....

Do you guys know what Vegemite is?

Egan said...

Hey, have any of you heard of this new thing called Instant Messaging? It will change the world of communication as we know it.

ChickyBabe said...

Yes, I'm finding it hard too... but I'm not complaining! :P

Jill said...

Sorry, Egan, it's "light butter". Act II. "America's #1 Microwave Popcorn"! But I'll feed you whatever you want, boy. With my fingers.

Egan said...

Take two on that shit.

Light butter is okay.

Jill said...

Yeah, the order is freaking me out, too. I know what Vegemite is, indeed. Want some Chuckles?

Egan said...

Vegemite. I heard a song about that stuff once. Something about a man down under.

ChickyBabe said...

Oh, Jilly.... feeding Egan with your fingers... Can I watch?

Egan said...

Oz? Oy oy oy

Egan said...

I never flirt. NEVER!

Egan said...

Blogger doesn't know what's hitting them. We're bum rushing the show. Google, can you handle this?

Brookelina said...

Chicky - I have a fabulous picture of myself trying to eat toast with Vegemite on it. You should see the look on my face. My boyfriend in Oz was intent on me loving it. It's vile. I don't care what anyone says. I think that's why he dumped me and married an Aussie chick and why I still pine for him. It's all because of the Vegemite! It ruined my life I tell you!

miss kendra said...

vegemite is gross.

and the british stuff is nasty too... what's that one called? my Boy's mom loves it with unbridled passion.

ChickyBabe said...

"Land down under" by Men at Work is the song.

I eat Vegemite when I'm sick and can't stomach anything else! Weird, huh?

I dunno... these bloggers who give their posts a free plug... ;)

Brookelina said...

Egan - are you hitting on girls on my blog? You are such a ho. Next you'll be hitting on guys too.

Egan said...

I would never stoop so low.

ChickyBabe said...

I don't flirt either! NEVER!!!

*bats eyelids*

Egan said...

Oh, Men at Work. I think I know of them.

Egan said...

I bet you look exactly like your picture.

miss kendra said...

MARMITE!

that's what she loves.

it's icky.

now someone rub my belly.

ChickyBabe said...

How about Brooke posts that pic of herself eating Vegemite??

Encore du Champagne, Egan? Or is Jill still busy feeding you popcorn?

ChickyBabe said...

Miss Kendra, Marmite is a similar thing. Although I prefer the "real thing".

Where's Cactus Prick??

Brooke, that blog crush post got quoted all around the blogosphere!!! And I ROFL as I wrote it...

Brookelina said...

Chicky - I just read your post about blog crushes. I'm going to need a moment while I dust myself off after falling on my ass.

Brookelina said...

No way Chicky!!

Jill said...

I'll feed you too, Brooke. Especially if you make me some sticky toffee pudding.

Brookelina said...

Egan is a major flirt.

I will rub Kendra's belly.

And I want some of Jill's popcorn.

ChickyBabe said...

Brooke can write a tongue in cheek post on the perils of Vegemite, add photo with her face photoshopped, and voila!

Egan, you should read my blog crushes post; the girls would love your ... contribution

Jill said...

Hey, I'm lonely. I need some lovin' over here... I give and give but never do I receive!

Brookelina said...

Ok, but I am not showing my body in it...it's a gratuitous bikini shot. And I haven't looked that good in a bikini since the 90s

MoDigli said...

Wow! That's some orgy you've got going on there! :)

Happy 100th post!

Brookelina said...

Egan is suddenly unable to post comments. He is wildly frustrated by this. I can actually hear him screaming at his computer from Seattle.

MoDigli said...

oh! We posted at the same time! You owe me a beer!

Jill said...

The phrase "gratuitous bikini shot" is making me want to step away from the computer and start exercising immediately.

Brookelina said...

MoMo!!!!!!!!!!!

MoDigli said...

hehe... :)

I've been playing with Pork chop. He's so damn cute that I had to go adopt a pet of my own. But I got a different animal who doesn't have all the cute stuff "extras" that Pork chop has. (apple and spray bottle.) You'll have go meet my little pet. :)

ChickyBabe said...

Go on... I dare ya Brooke!

Are you guys and gals orgying from work?

Brookelina said...

I think a lot of people adopted after seeing Pork Chop. I suddenly noticed pets everywhere. But you are the first person to admit they got the idea from him. Pork Chop will be very pleased.

I am going to meet your pet now.

ducklet said...

wait a second, i didn't chicken out. i could swear i was in an orgy last week. i thought that was you two.

hmm. i really need to start opening my eyes during these things.

Brookelina said...

Jill, I don't know that I'll ever have that body again.

Chicky - I am so not posting that picture. I am posting from home. It's 8:00 pm here on the east coast of the US. How about you? At work?

Brookelina said...

Where is Kendra? Kendra? Are you ok?

Brando - you just blew your chances for another orgy. Whore.

ChickyBabe said...

I'm at home too, still on holidays. And while it's a cold day today, I can't go perving at the beach! So I'm having an orgy...heh...

Jill said...

BRANDO, YOU WHORE!

I'm home. Supposed to be working on my new play. You can see how well that's going. Should have gone to meet Cupcake downtown. She's supposed to be working on her play right now as well.

ChickyBabe said...

Hello Brando... I'm Chickybabe from Sydney, Australia.

Do you really keep your eyes closed?

Jill, all work and no play...(harhar I'm funny. not.)

Jill said...

That's it Chicky--if I don't attend the orgies, what would I have to write about?

Hey Brando, can I borrow some words from you?

Brooke, you have a yahoo im account?

Brookelina said...

you bet Jill - barose65

Brookelina said...

Chicky, how cold can it be in Sydney in January?

Jill said...

isn't it, like, sweltering in sydney right now?

gone said...

Can I be 101?

gone said...

Wow, try 117.

Jill said...

where did everyone go? am i orgying alone?

Brookelina said...

How screwed up is this? The numbering is nuts, Egan can't comment and he is going ballistic, and it's taking me an hour to get my comments emailed to me.

Yay! Jacob is here!

ChickyBabe said...

We had the hottest day ever on NY Day 45C and now a change has come through and it dropped to 20C. Go figure!

Jill, orgying alone is called something else...

Brooke, I think their mail servers can't handle an orgy of comments!

Jill said...

Egan says he likes to play with women and lollipops. Anyone game?

ChickyBabe said...

Jill/Egan - at the same time?!?!

Jill said...

He also says he likes women to call him "slut."

Jill said...

Yeah, uh, he wanted to have a private party. Who am I to turn down such a cutie? And a kinky one, at that. Bring it, I say.

Brookelina said...

By the way, Egan is a little gay...I'm just sayin....

Brookelina said...

If a hot guy shows up...he'll drop you like a bad habit

ducklet said...

hi chickybabe. yeah, keeping eyes closed helps keep me from identifying my partners in a police lineup.

jill, you may borrow all the words you'd like from me.

ChickyBabe said...

Nah...I think Egan is a closet swinger...

Brando, I wonder if they keep their eyes closed too.

Jill said...

Thank you, brando.

It's ok. I always spend time with the guys who like to swing both ways. They're much more accepting of my wild side.

reverendtimothy said...

Dammit...! Am I too late for the orgy?

Oh well, I guess it's better to come late than early at an orgy.

ChickyBabe said...

That's right, Rev, fashinably late....

Join the party... How did you find it?!?!

Bill said...

Oh sure. Have an orgy while I'm working. Why, I outta ...

Brookelina said...

A priest!! This is so awesome.

Jill said...

Now it's a party.

ChickyBabe said...

Testing... everyone on a break?

jiggs said...

I'm just stopping by to say "hi". I don't like getting naked in front of people.

Jill said...

I'm still here. I'm now ogling pictures of men on their blogs. I think Egan should be sweaty more often.

ChickyBabe said...

Yeah, I checked him out the other day...

And I'm researching material for my boxer/brief post...

Jill said...

Research, that's what you call it, huh?

ChickyBabe said...

Yup! I take my blog posts seriously...

Knitty Kitty said...

wow, you request a commentary orgy and they all come a running and hella fast!

you should be proud!

Is it gauche of me to bring punch to the orgy?

Bill said...

A priest? Did I miss something?

Hey ... anyone got a smoke?

jiggs said...

In case you're wondering, I wear both boxers, briefs and boxer briefs. It depends on the weather (temperature and humidity) and whether I need support that day for some reason.

Anway, it's hard for me to believe that this is only your 100th post given that jiggsblog has only been around for at most a month and we have nearly 750 posts.

Regardless, 100 posts deserves one of these:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

ChickyBabe said...

Jiggs, I think I'm rather partial to boxer briefs these days, not that I wear them mind you. Something about best of both worlds...

Egan said...

Here we go again. Let's see if I can get in from home.

Egan said...

I heard that Jill.

ChickyBabe said...

Jill said she's done with Egan. For now...

Egan said...

Well I guess my bum rushing this blog from work got me banished on my work computer. Ouch.

gone said...

Yeah, I'm here...but I'm drowning in all this fornincation. Cigarettes for everyone. Even Bill, the priest.

Egan said...

I missed the priest CBT. Now it's a sausage party.

ChickyBabe said...

Nah, I'm on my second bottle of bubbly. Checking out boxers and briefs...

gone said...

Only the choicest of cuts here, my friend.

Tumbleweed said...

Sweet! Count me in, this is as close as I have been to a real orgy. I live such a sheltered life *sigh*
Congrats on 100! Can I have an orgy at my place after like 15 posts or so, or does it have to be a special event?

gone said...

Is that bubbly left over from the 31st? God, I need a vodka tonic. Be right back.

Egan said...

Chicky - you must be smashed by now.

gone said...

What's debauchery without the drunkenness?

Egan said...

Very true. How's the drink treating you CBT?

ChickyBabe said...

Well, if I have to drink alone, of course I'll be smashed. Egan left me for Jill...

gone said...

Warming me from the inside out as cheap vodka should. My face will be purple after a few more. Fucking cheap grain alcohol.

Egan said...

Wow, I can't join the two of you drinking wise since I have to pick my bro up from the airport later tonight. I am such a good older brother. CBT, you're damn funny man.

ChickyBabe said...

Blogger is taking for ever to open comments. Maybe they're checking us out as spammers...

Brooke, where are you? Gone walkabout??

Egan said...

Chicky - she went to bed, or at least that's what she told me a couple hours ago.

Jill said...

I'm back.

ChickyBabe said...

Alone?

Jill said...

Are we alone now, CB? We lost the men?

Egan said...

Hells no!

Jill said...

purrrrrrrr

Egan said...

Wake up women.... you aren't alone now.

MoDigli said...

Holy Comment Orgy! You all are going cRaZy! I swear I was just here and it was in the 80s. Now it's double! Dang, dang, dang!

Jill said...

I like multi-things. Glad you got home safe, Egan.

ChickyBabe said...

I'm multi-tasking: an orgy, emails, advice column and trying to write a post!

Jill said...

It says that I can pretend to work on my play while working on tomorrow's blog post while still finding time to orgy with you hotties of the blogosphere.

gone said...

No Brooke, huh? The four of us aretheonly ones keeping this thing going. What does that sat about us?

Jill said...

Amen. Shame Brooke decided to bail on us.

gone said...

Damn old laptop. I can't buy a break. What does that SAY about us?

Egan said...

Wow, so much shit. Who needs to pick unsuspecting blogs when Brooke whores hers out for us? Yes!

ChickyBabe said...

And organising my social calendar. My poor neglected blog and comments...

Egan said...

You expect sympathy?

gone said...

True. I inadvertantly called her a horloton another blog, but she hasn'tread it yet. Otherwise I'd be in deep shit right now. Since I'm in the clear, however, I can smear her lily white reputation as I please. Even here.

Jill said...

I refused to be called a loser, Egan. And I refuse to send naughty IMs to any man who would call himself a loser. Retract or lose out.

Egan said...

We are the biggest losers not on NBC, but the biggest losers squatting on Brooke's blog at this very moment?

gone said...

horloton=harlet on

I need a Mac.

That originally said "I need a man," but I fixed it.

Geez.

Egan said...

She hardly reads any other blogs, so I bet your safe.

Jill said...

Oh we're all posting at the same time again. The order is wacky.

gone said...

Who's on NBC? Why aren't they here?

Egan said...

Jacob, it was a poor attempt at humor. I bet other bloggers got blocked out like I did from work. It sucked ass.

gone said...

We should let some others have a chance then.

There are no poor attempts at humor at this hour when the administrator has gone to bed, only genius.

gone said...

Good night dear sir, and ma'am(s). It's curtains for this blogger. Ciao.

Egan said...

Jacob, you are too kind. The admin is dreaming of Viggo at this very instant while doing those strange things she does in her sleep. You know where I am going that one.

Egan said...

I don't think we're preventing others from accessing her site. That's Google's undoing.

Jill said...

I see my comment got lost in the shuffle. No retraction, Egan? You're cut off.

Egan said...

You think that comment requires a retraction huh? Hmmm.

ChickyBabe said...

I'm totally lost here... Roll call: Jill, Egan, Moi? Anyone else?

Jill said...

I'm here. Retract, monkey boy! I will be called goddess orn nothing at all!

Egan said...

Present!

Egan said...

Jill, you are definitely a goddess. Monkey Boy has spoken.

Jill said...

All right Monkey Boy, you are forgiven. Now go get me some lollipops.

Jill said...

Hey we're almost at 200!

Jill said...

And Brooke is asleep!

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