Ok people, step away from the orgy. I never expected that kind of response, and for a while there I thought blogger was going to shut me down. If it had, I'd have ripped out Egan's ribcage and worn it as a hat.
Here is a normal post. A meme! From the fabulous Miss Kendra. She did not tag anyone because she is a good person. I am not a good person. I'm tagging everyone who took part in the orgy. Especially those that posted profusely.
[A is for age:]
40. I love it and hate it at once. It's kind of like a man.
[B is for booze of choice]
Red wine. No mixing or ice required. Good with food or without. Can't beat it with a stick.
[C is for career]
Ms Wose. Professional Educator. Guardian of six year olds.
[D is for your dog's name:]
I don't have a dog, ok? And I'm very sensitive about it. I miss having a dog and I desperately want one. But I can't have one until I have my own home. And I have no money, so I can't buy a home. And I can't ....ok enough.
When I get a dog I will name him Ralph.
[E is for essential items you use everyday:]
Toothpaste. Diet Coke or coffee. Computer and Internet. Clothing. Lipstick. Hair spray. Sarcastic wit. Patience. Humor.
[F is for favorite song(s) at the moment:]
All The Things I've Done by The Killers - I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.....
Holiday by Green Day - Can I get another Amen? Amen!.....
[G is for favorite games:]
Head.
I'm kidding. I just wanted to say head.
[H is for hometown:]
Margate NJ. Home of Lucy the Elephant and super hot lifeguards.
[I is for instruments you play:]
I play the flute, and I'm very good when I keep up with it. And no, that's not a euphemism for something else, I really do play the flute.
[J is for jam or jelly you like:]
Blackberry preserves. MMmmmmmmmm.
[K is for kids?]
23 every day. That's plenty for me thanks.
[L is for last kiss?:]
God I hope it wasn't the last one.
[M is for most admired trait:]
My willingness to try new things and take chances.
[N is for name of your crush:]
Dave.
[O is for overnight hospital stays:]
I will not answer this. It's tempting Fate.
[P is for phobias:]
Lasting relationships.
[Q is for quotes you like:]
People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive. --Xander Harris
[R is for biggest regret:]
Leaving Australia before I was ready.
[S is for sweets of your choice:]
Cake!
[T is for time you wake up:]
6:00 am. It's an ugly time of day no matter what anyone says.
[U is for underwear:]
Yes. And bra matches the panties - of course.
[V is for vegetables you love:]
I love all veges. They are good for you and keep you regular. Who doesn't love that?
[W is for worst habit:]
Procrastination.
[X is for x-rays you've had:]
See "O".
[Y is for yummy food you make:]
I am a former professional chef. All my food is yummy and delicious.
[Z is for zodiac sign:]
I am a Virgo (September 7th). Today's horoscope: There's nothing more dangerous than boredom -- especially for your sign. It can cause even the most rational and objective among us to behave in quite erratic ways. Rather than letting that happen, why not find a way to amuse that curious brain of yours? If you don't, you may end up getting so frustrated that one missing paperclip could inspire you to stalk out of your office door and never come back. Wouldn't a tan and some margaritas be a better solution?
Yeah baby!
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If I could speak in any
language in heaven or
on earth but didn't love
others, I would only be
making meaningless noise
like a loud gong or a
clanging cymbal. If I
had the gift of prophecy,
and if I knew all the
mysteries of the future
and knew everything
about everything, but
didn't love others, what
good would I be? And
if I had the gift of faith
so that I could speak
to a mountain and make
it move, without love
I would be no good to
anybody. If I gave
everything I have to
the poor and even
sacrificed my body,
I could boast about it;
but if I didn't love others,
I would be of no value
whatsoever. Love is
patient and kind. Love
is not jealous or boastful
or proud or rude. Love
does not demand its
own way. Love is not
irritable, and it keeps
no record of when it
has been wronged.
It is never glad about
injustice but rejoices
whenever the truth
wins out. Love never
gives up, never loses
faith, is always hopeful,
and endures through
every circumstance.
May You Always
Experience This
Kind Of Love,
Dr. Howdy
Topic: "Thought and Humor" by Howdy is neither thoughtful nor humorous. Discuss.
I, as a rule, am not a fan of memes, but on this occasion I thought it was rather good.
PS I missed the damn orgy. Typical for me to turn up late and miss all the fun!
PPS 707! WTF!
PPPS - I gave up reading it (Howdy) well before I had anything to discuss.
Dr. Howdy - you picked a tough audience. And right now I am in no mood to hear all about love. Love stinks.
Todd - can I get another amen!
WBB - it was quite something. Complete insanity mixed with college football and gay porn. What could be better?
I'm waiting for the comment orgy to reach a thousand. An order of magnitude greater than the most comments I have ever gotten on jiggsblog would be truly fantastic.
While I took part in the comment orgy, I may or may not do the meme. I'm a fickle bitch, I'll admit.
I just don't see how you don't have men falling all over each other trying to get to you Brooke. I mean you're a great cook on top of all you're other wonderful traits. GO TEAM!
Jiggs - have I told you lately that I love you?
Jacob - did you just call me a bitch?
Great meme. I'm very tempted to do it. But, I have my mind on this quote that I want to find and post. And, since I only keep up with two kids, I can only keep my mind on a couple of things at a time. And, the quote is heavy on right now. Talk to you later. Have a great Friday! :)
This is the best MEME ever. And the answers reveal more loveliness. (SYCOPHANT TAG)
This is a meme I would mind doing. You know I love that Killer's song too. Yes, I ddoooooooo......
I feel like singing...
"Help me out... yeahahahaha.... you know you gotta help me out... yahahahahahahahhaaaaa"
I wish I hadn't taken all that melatonin.
What has two thumbs and doesn't have to do this meme?
Me! In your faces!
Marel - I can't wait to read this quote.
Monkey - "don't ya put me on the back burneeeeerrrr..yeah...you know you gotta help me out...yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh." Oh, and consider yourself tagged you little orgy minx.
Nick - I know a perfect place for you to shove those two thumbs.
Aw, damn. I've already gotten side-tracked. Let me get back on the quote search. :)
DM - I was just on your blog reading about pruned skin. And yes, I am fruity and delicious. Like a ripe peach.
That was so naughty!!!
Marel - no worries.
I keep trying to find an empty light socket to jam them in but no luck so far. I guess I can come here to simulate the expereince.
Nick, I'm naked. Hide your eyes.
Ok Brooke, as a guilty party in the orgy, I will comply and do this meme sometime in the next few days. I promise. It's just that Egan is so damn irresistible and if I'm going to orgy with a chick, ChickyBabe rules! Shame you kept going to bed so early.
you are lovely.
let's make out.
or not, because that could lead to another orgy and man, i'm still tired.
but know that in spirit, we are making out.
and it's good.
Damn!
A day late and an Orgy short!
I will try harder next time...errr...I mean...I will try to be there the next time.....nope.....I will check my favorites sooner....still not right......I will try to have my hand in it the next time.....this still doesn't fit....no that is later....hmmmmmmmmmmm....How about good post.
Re: "love stinks" ... You need to wash it occasionally. Or hold your nose.
I may try this meme. In fact I'm pretty sure I'll do it. As for whether or not I post it ... well, only the stars know that.
6am doesn't always look so bad. In my experience it depends which side you're coming at it from. Oh, and the season. I'd say, oh, about 9.30am is much uglier - roughly when the UK daytime TV programs start. Ugh.
Glad you came out of the orgy alive! :D
Brooke, I know you know how I feel about memes... so I will pass. Your memes are typically the only ones I can stomach though. Did I miss the orgy? Oh, that orgy. Please feel free to pass the rib cage hat around the room during your next Show & Tell session.
Didn't stevie wonder once sing:
I just blogged
to say
I love you
Ok. enough sentimentality.
I was reading these comments and Brooke, you've been naughty. It's a little shocking! Nudity, thumbs, peaches! And I missed it all. Crap!
I thought that you were a Ventnor girl?
Cake? Cake?
Ubermilf is going to be pissed when she sees this!
Jill - well some of us have to go to work in the mornings!
Kendra - if I'm going to make out with a woman, I'm so glad it's you.
Awe - don't you hate when that happens!
Bill - again I reiterate, are you on any medications?
Owl - you are such a love. I'm glad I'm alive too. Were you there? I missed much of it in all the limb flailing.
Egan - do the fucking meme you fucking orgy whore.
Jiggs - I don't know what's come over me lately. I've been a bad bad girl...
Flounder - I grew up in Margate til I was 12, then I moved to Ventnor after a brief stint in Philly (don't ask). So I'm truly a Margate girl at heart.
As I've tried to explain to the war mongers - cake and cupcakes are the same thing. It's all about size. And I'm sorry, but size DOES matter.
It was fun getting to know more about you! From Chef to School teacher, what a trip. I bet you miss the knives.
Glad you have a new post. The orgy was way out of hand and I didn't have time to read it all. My comment was in the 200s and when I went back to check, you were in the 600s. "Be careful what you wish for" eh?
I'll be posting your Meme later. It's groovy. I like it!
great meme!
:) sizzle
I am a little disappointed in your choice for the letter "S"
Dagnabbit.
My first meme tag.
Hi.
A meme.
Okay.
Jacob - did you just call me a fucker?
Tumbleweed - oh I do. But not the one that caused me to get eight stitches in my hand. That one I threw into the sewer.
Lo Lo - I blame Egan. He did it. It's all his fault.
Sizz - thanks!
Phoenix - you don't like cake? Are you a cupcake fan? Pie? Cookies? Or were you hoping for a racier answer?
King of Cake - I'm eating a cupcake as I type this. I'm so ashamed.
Ubie - stop being so disappproving. Did you see what I just said to the King?
Don't blame me for 708 comments of crap. I only contributed like 354 comments or so.
Considering there were only 3 comments before me on the last post, I don't think I officially "participated" in that orgy.
But you and Chickybabe were still hot.
P.S. You are still so my type.
Am I the only person who doesn't know what a meme is? I feel horribly left out, and a bit thick.
Meme's are idiotic, self-centered and boring as hell. . .
. . . and I can't believe I STILL read this whole thing. AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH! I hate you.
;-)
PS - are you out of the shower yet?
Hey WAIT! There was an orgy?
Dammit.
*slinks off*
You've been a bad girl? Is that a set up for me to offer you a spanking? Or it could be that I'm just some kind of a pervert. Or both perhaps... Now I've gone and confused myself. What were we talking about again?
Mac - I'm not sure what you just said, but ok!
Sysm - aren't there shorter ways of using the whole alphabet in a sentence?
Jacob - Give the Governor a Harumph. Ok that's only funny if you've seen Blazing Saddles. Approximately 100 times. Like I have.
Egan - if I had two days to kill I could probably count all your orgy comments - and I'll bet it would be more than that.
Prick - is that so? Is that why I have heard not a peep from you in weeks?
Wife - memes were created for lazy bloggers to fill out and then torment each other with. They are great fun to some - completely heinous to others. Welcome!
Jaxe - hey, I invited you but you had to be all "see you expect things and I don't blah blah blah." Maybe next time your exhibitionist side will listen.
And yes, I'm out of the shower. Shithead.
Jiggs - we were talking about spanking. Jeez, pay attention will you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mornings and so on and so forth...
Jill, want a mango?
Don't you two start again.
you know when they say: regularity is a virtue.
spanking! oh that's right. You're a naughty girl. Sorry. I have a problem focussing. LOOK A BUTTERFLY! TEEHEE!
If I had a puppy I would name him Taquito. But I don't have a puppy, I have Sea Monkeys. I don't know why they call them MONKEYS because they are fucking brine shrimp. Way to misrepresent.
Pants - you may be losing it.
Dan - they do?
Jiggs - look! Something shiny!
Pants - my brother and I used to always get them. There was that picture on the box with them looking like they lived in a tiny underwater palace. But yes, they were just brine shrimp that smelled after a few hours. Nice thing to do to kids.
Ego - look who's talking.
I'm still exhausted from that orgy to do any meme, so I will pass!
I dunno...Blame Egan and Jill...
i like head best
I'd really like to post something clever but I'm on medication. (No, I don't know which ones ... oh, I remember ... Scotch!)
Very true Brooke.
And now I've done this meme too. By the way, the reference to Scotch was a bit of a lie. I'm actually drinking orange pekoe tea. But I've got my eye on the Scotch ...
they do. weren't you paying attention?
so i heard about this comment whore deal and i came running to see..expecting like 200 or so.. i literally almost SHIT MY PANTS! when i saw those comments!
really, i need to poop.
you are my hero.
oh, and im surprised you havent written a post on the coach firings over here in mn and wisc.
Something shiny?!!? Where?!?
Wait just a moment...
Are you making fun of my inability to hold a conversation?
That's not very nice of my feet are cold. What did I do with my socks?
Sysm - oooooh...you speak Italian.
Chicky - I see how you are. Orgy and run.
Boo - me too.
Bill - glad to know you are being medicated.
Egan - I know it.
Dan - yes I was paying attention. To what?
Lilred - I can't believe you of all people missed an orgy!
Jiggs - don't be leaving your smelly socks all over my blog!
I will do the meme!
Partly because I love memes (idiotic as they are) and partly because my inspiration is still AWOL, but mostly because if it's good enough for my idol, Brooke, then it's good enough for me!
I AM WATCHING THE GAME AND WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CHUCKY ENTRY AND YOU COMMENTED ON MY SITE . . .
UH OH. INTERCEPTION. SORRY, TB.
I CANT GET THE CAPS OFF OF THIS THING. MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M DRUNK.
MORE LATER, SWEET JERSEY GIRL.
ive been busy dealing with my WAY over-tired child. we have both been sick for weeks and very irritable. im not sure that even thinking about speaking to other human beings is a good idea, much less being involved in orgies.
TRM - I've never been somebody's idol before. I find it strangely arousing.
Kris - you rock when you are drunk! And I was totally thinking of you when I was watching the game. He looked hot!!! But they lost, so more Gruden for me til next fall.
Lilred - well you were missed. I'm not feeling well myself. Have the beginnings of yet another cold, and my eyes won't stop tearing. I love Nyquil!
Socks? what are you talking about? Are you drunk? If so, can I have some? Oh great. Now I've lost my pants.
Viggo has a tail. Chucky has the best grimace. Peace out!
Are you talking football? I forgot that was going on. I was watching hockey. Darn those national predelictions! (btw ... Oilers lost and that sucked.)
I've never aroused a woman before!
Meme's done... for anyone who cares.
Brooke, I did the meme as penance.
Egan, you can offer me mangoes ANYTIME.
ChickyBabe, come on, girl! Take the blame with us. We had a damn good time!
One should never be ashamed of eating cupcakes, really. Especially if it is a precursor, a segue if you will, to eating CAKE.
"Shithead."
Awwwww.. *swoooon*
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