Sunday, January 15, 2006

Today's Right-On Horoscope

There's no doubt about it. All that tapping and fidgeting? Face it: You're restless, and you don't know what to do about it. No matter what you thought you were after just doesn't seem to be what you're really after any more. You might be able to continue distracting yourself for a while, but until you can discover what it is you really need to make yourself happy, you'll keep on tapping.

tap tap tap tap tap

36 comments:

katarina said...

Hmmm, and I'm not even a Virgo...

ginonymous said...

fucking a, brooke.

tap tap tap.

Egan said...

Horoscopes are like memes to me.....

...this one I like though.

Bill the Apostle said...

I thought it was the ritalin

Melliferous Pants said...

I haven't checked my horoscope in months, just did so...now I'm freaked out.

Brookelina said...

Kat - so I guess I'm not the only restless one.

AA - tap tap indeed. Where ya been girlie?

Egan - it's not like I tagged anyone. It's my blog and I'll post my horoscope if I want.

Bill - you're an idiot.

MP - do tell!

Bill said...

tap tap tap tap tap

I think that's Capricorn's horoscope.

tap tap tap tap tap

Spirit Of Owl said...

No! Brooke! Run away from the crimplene people with their charts and their inanities! Be free, I say, be freeeee!

Melliferous Pants said...

It says watch out for your fucking boss.

Tread lightly around a certain boss type. Even if he or she isn't literally your boss, they could cause you some hassles if they feel irked. Right now, your best defense is to lie low and wait this out.

Brookelina said...

Bill - get your own horoscope!

Owl - but I love inanities! Ask anyone that knows me, my love life has been one inane man after another.

Pants - and always remember too, watch out for fucking your boss. That's never good either.

ChickyBabe said...

Tapping hands or feet? Or both? I tap feet...too damn annoying. And I'm a Taurus...

jiggs said...

Don't mind my tap dancing

Brookelina said...

Chicky - I think I'm just tapping in general. Hands, feet, whatever taps.

Jiggs - everyone seems to be restless. It must be the lack of sex.

Egan said...

Brooke you are my hero and you know it. And stop calling me a homo.

Flounder said...

I've been taping drywall all day.

tape, tape, tape

Close enough, and I'm a Capricorn too.

Brookelina said...

Egan - ok. I'll stop. By the way, have you seen the gay cowboy that comes by here? You two would be so cute together.

Flounder - I love a man who is handy around the house. Tell me what you're wearing.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Spooky - that's exactly it.

Sorry I've not been round recently, having a shitty time right now.

PS GO STEELERS!!!!

WhiteBoyBob said...

PS Except I don't believe in horoscopes.

The real me said...

Talk about restless...
It was 55 degrees here on Friday (I live in the cold northeast of Canada) and my body was tricked into believing it was spring break!

Back to reality today with a high of only 20... and a wind chill that would freeze your tongue to anything you try to lick outside.

Übermilf said...

That's why I'm going ape-shit crazy; I'm a Virgo!

Squid Vicious said...

Just as long as the tap-tap-tapping isn't a razor blade on a mirror, you should be okay.

jiggs said...

Lack of sex certainly has something to do with it, but mostly it's because I just gotta dance!

Flounder said...

I'm wearing a BenGay Ultra Strength Pain Relieving Patch.

Brookelina said...

WBB - I read about your shitty time. I still think you should consider Australia. I'd still be there now if I had had the brains to hang on to the perfect guy. Crap. Now I'm sad.

TRM - note to self "don't lick things outside when I move back up north."

Ubie - it all makes sense now. Actually I think the whole blogosphere is going ape shit crazy lately.

Squidly - thank you for your concern. I'm good like that. I've never been into anything that doesn't go down in a glass.

Jiggs - they say good dancers make good lovers.

Flounder - I am so turned on right now.

JJ said...
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JJ said...

no regrets, ever forward.

Kris said...

I just wish I looked that hot in any of my horoscope photos.

boo said...

is that tapping on someone's head?

sunshine said...

Oh my god, I do the tap-tap thing all the time.

none - ya said...

I love it when my horoscope is right on. You're a Virgo huh? Is your closet color coded including the hangers?

thephoenixnyc said...

It could be ADHD... ; 0

Jill said...

I'm not a Virgo, but I'll tap with you.

Brookelina said...

JJ - very well put.

Kris - Virgo pictures are always hot chicks. I love that.

Boo - I wouldn't mind doing the tapping on someone's head. Not one bit.

Sunny - must be a restless thing. My knee is totally tapping right now.

Mac - I actually did a post a while back about how out of control my anal retentiveness is. And of course my closet is color coded, whose isn't?

Phoenix - or it could be lack of sex. For that there is no pill.

Jill - I knew that you would.

Tumbleweed said...

That shit fits me and I'm a Gemini, weird. Do ya think they ever generalize so it could fit more than one person. I wonder?! :)

none - ya said...

Mine isn't. My whole room is my closet.

jiggs said...

I think I would be a good lover if I wasn't handicapped by my microscopic penis.