Monday, January 23, 2006

Stuff I Stole

Heartache



Make your own heart. I heart you Ginonymous!

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Oh The Places I've Been!













Create your own visited countries map. I heart you Kallun!

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The Liar's Meme

1. Which Hollywood celebrity have you had sex with most often?

Viggo Mortensen.

2. For what is your term as President of the United States best remembered?

World peace!

3. When you ran for a second term you were rejected by voters primarily for what reason?

There was an Accidental Flashing incident.....

4. From what is your fabulous wealth derived?

I married well. And often.

5. What’s the name of the famous Hollywood movie for which you turned down the lead role?

Deep Throat.

6. What famous person is your secret illegitimate child?

Albert Fish.

7. What do your lovers most admire about you?

My teeny weeny twat.

8. If you were an athlete, what sport would you best excel in?

Cheerleading! Yay!

I heart you Bill!

56 comments:

Sonya said...

Cute site. Thanks for sharing.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Hilarious. I've done my own for my blog too.

Coming to Pittsburgh for the game to meet the rest of us bloggers?

WhiteBoyBob said...

PS Excuse the new picture - I know I look like a fucking psycho!

miss kendra said...

is that an exclamation of anger or an invitation?

jiggs said...

Now I understand.

miss kendra said...

one possibility

Nick said...

Jmaes Caan is mine. Back off Kendra!

Bill said...

Voters are so finicky. I remember reading about that flashing incident. Why did you do it at the Vatican of all places?

Bill the Apostle said...

Albert Fish was amazing. did you ever read that letter he wrote to the family of the girl he took to the "party"?

Brookelina said...

Sonya - thanks for coming by!

WBB - you do know that the game is in Detroit, right?

Miss K - definitely an invitation.

Jiggs - I don't know why I keep going around telling people to eat me lately. Maybe I need medication.

Nick and Miss K - I so want to see you wrestle for him.

Bill - well...Jesus and I were having a few drinks...one thing led to another....

Apostle Bill - you are probably the only person here who actually knows who Albert Fish is. Why am I not surprised?
I've never read the letter. Should I? Probably not.

Ruben said...

Number 7 on your list knocked me right off my chair. lol

jiggs said...

Is the "eat me" an invitation to eat that particular candy or an invitatation for oral sex?

I responded to your mail, yo.

Have you ever seen deep throat?

J to the fucking C said...

I'm here about the candy.

miss kendra said...

accidental flashing my butt.

you are a boob whore.

yournamehere said...

If these are lies, does that mean you have a gigantic twat?

babyjewels said...

I'm sure that teeny tiny twat didn't hurt nabbin all those rich husbands.

::note to self, do more kegels::

babyjewels said...

::switch to smaller pestle::

babyjewels said...

::stop bothering brooke before she delinks you::

Brookelina said...

Ruben - and it's ham flavored as well! Don't ask.

Jiggs - yes. Thank you. Yes.

Jesus - all for you babe. All for you.

Miss K - only for you Kendra. Only for you.

Todd - no, it's actually teeny tiny - not teeny weeny. A teeny weeny is not a good thing.

Flounder said...

I know who Albert Fish is. He was on Barney Miller, played by the great Abe Vigoda.

I like how the word twat is making a comeback. Way to keep it going, Brooke!

Brookelina said...

BabyJ - kegels rule! But stay away from those pestles because really...ick.
If I delink someone does that make me a delinquent?
::giggle::

Flounder - and I said you weren't smart! Silly me!

J to the fucking C said...

and I want it all.

Übermilf said...

Flounder knows every fish-related fictional character.

Bill the Apostle said...

The letter is amazing.

Brookelina said...

Jesus - but of course you do, who doesn't?
Well actually...there are several who don't...but that's neither here nor there...

Ubie - yes, he's full of abalone. Get it? Bologna - abalone!
Shut up.

Bill - well he is my son - so he must be amazing. And his letter too.

yournamehere said...

I'll sleep tonight with visions of your teeny tiny twat dancing in my head.

That's not a sentence you see every day.

Think Frustrated said...

Your twat has a teenie weenie?

Neil said...

You know, if you look closely at the red images on the "place you've gone" map, you can see a mermaid, a lobster, a moose, and a decapitated dog's head.

Brookelina said...

Todd - I will sleep tonight happy in the knowledge that someone is dreaming of my teeny tiny twat.

TF - think man, think! Would my twat have a teeny weeny? Nevah!

Brookelina said...

Neil - have you met my son Albert?

Polyman2 said...

Very Impressive!

darth said...

accidental?

Bill said...

You know, with my genitalia lariat trick and your teeny weeny twat we could do a show in Vegas and make a killing. I'd want Sundays off though.

King of Cake said...

I feel ripped off. I couldn't get the heart-maker to work. Does this mean MY HEART IS BROKEN?!!!

King of Cake said...

I feel ripped off. I couldn't get the heart-maker to work. Does this mean MY HEART IS BROKEN?!!!

King of Cake said...

Brooke, I could not get the heart maker to work. I feel cheated. Wait... does this mean MY HEART IS BROKEN??!!!

none - ya said...

You have a tiny twat. It's good to have a tiny twat. Nobody wants to park in a two car garage. ;)

Cactus Prick said...

Cheerleading is not a sport, dummy.

Kallun said...

I was actually thinking of you when I put that on my blog, because I was thinking how pathetic my map would look compared to yours... sure enough...

Spirit Of Owl said...

Who needs Deep Throat when they've a tiny twat to work with?

Brookelina said...

Polyman - errr...ummm...thank you.

Darth - yes it was an accident! It wasn't at all like that other time.

Bill - especially during football season.

King - you seem very upset by this. You are repeating yourself. Calm down baby.

Mac - oh...the imagery..brilliant!!!

Prick - fine then, I won't be dressing up in that cheereader outfit for you anymore.

Kallun - I love it when you think about me. Tell me what else you thought about...what was I wearing?

Owl - my thoughts exactly! You are so wise, you're the only that gets me Owl.

J to the fucking C said...

I come bearing communinion. Do you take it on your knees?

Danny said...

I like chinese doggies.

jiggs said...

When you saw deep throat, did it strike you as odd that the premise of the film was that a woman had a clitoris in the back of her throat? That struck me as odd. Yes it did.

Brookelina said...

JC - is there another way to do it?

Danny - actually I was in Hong Kong, not mainland China, but that wasn't an option to pick. If that's what you are talking about. If not, I have no idea what you mean.

Jiggs - no doubt it was written by a man. Wouldn't that be your fantasy woman?

jamwall said...

dudes, deep throat was the "edward penishands" of its day!

Bob Dole said...

Bob Dole has a clitoris in the back of his throat.

jiggs said...

That would not be my fantasy woman. The notion of a woman with a clit in the back of her throat kind of freaks me out. I want a woman that is anatomically correct.

Egan said...

I love your response to the King of Cake.

Bill said...

I've male genitalia at the back of my throat. When I was a kid, the doctors damn near shit when they went to remove my tonsils. Ever since, I've been a big star in the church choir. I sing all the high parts.

Nick said...

Bill, I don't need to hear about your religious teabagging vagary.

Polyman2 said...

I know a guy that has
dick for brains.

King of Cake said...

Good heavens. My apologies! I seem to have been in quite a state.

WhiteBoyBob said...

You is one worldly muthafukka ain'tchoo?

WhiteBoyBob said...

PS and you'll nevwer see these comments. Ha ha!

Brookelina said...

Jams - Edward Penishands, that just made me giggle.

Bob Dole is a clit. Or a jit. Whatever.

Jiggs - I agree completely.

Egan - you so silly.

Bill - what Nick said.

Nick - I'm with you.

Polyman - I know 100 guys with dicks for brains.

King - I like when you get all flustered.

WBB - and yet here I am! Hahah! And yes, I get around, as they say.