Thursday, January 19, 2006

Brooke Trivia

Top Ten Trivia Tips about Brooke!

  1. Brooke is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  2. Brooke is the world's smallest mammal!
  3. Brooke will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  4. Pacman was originally called brookeman.
  5. Reindeer like to eat brooke!
  6. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only brooke.
  7. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into brooke.
  8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by brooke!
  9. The risk of being struck by brooke is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  10. Brooke has three eyelids!
I am interested in - do tell me about


Found at Miss Kendra's.

73 comments:

jiggs said...

With three eyelids, you never need sunglasses.

ChickyBabe said...

Where do you hide your third eye??

miss kendra said...

WOW! you are so cool!

can i milk you?

Bill said...

It's good you're so open about your quirks, but I didn't really need to know about the reindeer thing.

I tried it. Apparently, it's not pretty when I'm provoked.

It was quite educational.

miss kendra said...

i am so flattered.

i'm gonna go decoupage you a bucket.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs - I wish I had known about the three eyelids, I'd have saved a fortune on shades.

Chicky - only a handful of very hot men know the answer to that question.

Miss K - you have now officially replaced Angelina as the woman I would be a little gay for. So yes, you can milk me.

miss kendra said...

damn blogger time machine comments!

Nick said...

That was pretty funny. This feels like a meme though, therefore I shan't participate.

Spirit Of Owl said...

That's hilarious. It feels like a meme. I'll probably participate.

Nick said...

gosh, I'm bored. Sure wish I had someone to chat with.

Nick said...

Owl is a copycat psychic.

Calzone said...

I'd play you like an oboe or somethin'

Nick said...

I'm leaving now. But you know where to find me.

Brookelina said...

I would turn on my IM but it's so much more fun to let you stalk me here.

Bono said...

I think you are awesome, but not as awesome as me. No one rivals the awesomeness of Bono. NO ONE!!!!

Brookelina said...

Miss K - I am looking forward to seeing my bucket!

Owl - oh you must!

Nick - my yahoo is now on. I am so looking forward to chatting with someone who only wants to because he is bored. Yes, I am.

Calzone - you need to have excellent finger dexterity and a very limber mouth for that.

Brookelina said...

Bono!! Oh I am squirting. I truly am.

Bono said...

I am pleased that my awesomeness has made you squirt. In days of yore when a man made a woman squirt it meant they were married. Are you awesome enought marry Bono?

Bono said...

I'm too awesome for spelling and grammar. Plus, I'm like totally Irish.

jiggs said...

It's really not fair for you and miss kendra to talk about lesbianism. It's too distracting.

Also I think this was the first time ever in which I was the first commenter on a post.

Bono said...

I am awesome enough to marry everyone all at once. Unfortunately that a display of awesome like that would likely destroy the western hemisphere.

Bono said...

I am so awesome that my comments are appearing before yours.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs - you know what that calls for?? YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY JIGGS!!!!

Bono - we can't have that. Let's just fuck.

Brookelina said...

No Bono, the question is, are you awesome enough to marry me?

Brookelina said...

How fucked up are these comments!! Get it together Blogger!

Monkey said...

I wonder where my comment will go? Maybe it will be reincarnated as Brooke?

Em. I thought you would go gay for my human too? Cheater. Hussy. Wench.

Egan said...

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Monkey said...

Egan is the new Spam Bot.

Bono said...

What the fuck, Blogger? How can I maintain a high level of awesomeness without showing off my velvety features. You'll be hearing from one of my awesome lawyers about this.

Brookelina said...

Egan - go spam yourself.

Monkey - spam bot rhymes with ham twat.

I have no idea why I just said that.

Bono - your velvety goodness is making me moist.

Egan said...

You like that shit Monkey? I get those damn emails all day long at work. Obviously our spam filters suck ass.

Invest now!

marriedman, turbo charged said...

I'm a testicle. There is nothing interesting about me.

Brookelina said...

Duke - I know a lot of men that would disagree with you. In fact, I think all of them would.

Oh and Kendra - Sade always gets me in the mood. Music to milk by.

This has gone in a disturbing direction.

Egan said...

I love spamming myself Brooke. When I think about you, I spam myself...

Bono said...

Moist you say? That's fairly awesome. Perhaps I can squeeze you into my awesome schedule after all.

Brookelina said...

Egan - awesome!

Bono - awesome!

Monkey said...

Ham Twat! Ham Twat!

Turkey Twat! Turkey Twat!


"Yes, I'm 12."

marriedman, turbo charged said...

is that bono? I'm such a fan. maybe I can get the queen to make you a knight or some shit...

Brookelina said...

Monkey - I think ham twat is the new cool insult. We can go around saying, "You are such a ham twat!" It'll be all the rage.

Duke - Bono is Irish. Doesn't the queen hate the Irish?

Calzone said...

ham twat isnt an insult to me...like it really isnt

Brookelina said...

It's more like your wet dream.

Calzone said...

Just thinking about it is driving me nuts

Brookelina said...

Adds a whole new dimension to the term "eat me."

Calzone said...

The image I'm getting is driving me out of my head.

Brookelina said...

I bet if you had a dick - you'd have a boner right now.

Ching Chong Chong said...

you two should get room.

Melliferous Pants said...

Did you know....

The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by president bush.

I knew there was something fishy about him.

Brookelina said...

Yes Ching, that's been mentioned before.

Brookelina said...

Pants - no way!!! I knew he was a freak of biblical proportions! Now we have the proof!

The real me said...

#5 gives new meaning to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

(Ok, I'll admit, that was fckin gross!)

J to the fucking C said...

HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I have risen.

Nick said...

is that a euphemism, hay-zeus?

FindingHeart said...

Uh, was writing a song for you anyway. Guess now I'll bring cookies too! :)

darth said...

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with darth and water!
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that darth is near!
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are darth!
4. Darth can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside darth!
6. Banging your head against darth uses 150 calories an hour.
7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like darth.
8. Half a cup of darth contains only seventeen calories!
9. If you lace darth from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat darth, though it may feel uncomfortable!

Melliferous Pants said...

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat darth, though it may feel uncomfortable!

Is he trying to tell us something?

Bill said...

Damn. I wanted to post a comment as The Edge but I couldn't find a toque.

Spirit Of Owl said...

God damn darth shaped eyeballs.

Übermilf said...

Bologna twat!

Omar said...

Hi baby, are we still down for later?
(I've been stretching all morning)

none - ya said...

1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mackenzie on.
2. Americans discard enough Mackenzie to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
3. Mackenzie will often glow under UV light.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Mackenzie.
5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mackenzie and water.
6. Mackenzie has a memory span of three seconds.
7. Mackenzie can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
8. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Mackenzie.
9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Mackenzie.
10. Mackenzie has a bifurcated penis.

I do not have a penis.

sandra said...

"Brooke will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music."

(I read it and thought of hook-up music)

Danny said...

It's go time.

Brookelina said...

TRM - you are vile!

JC - again?

Nick - is he talking about his hoo ha?

FH - I've always wanted someone to write a song about me.

Darth - Banging your head against darth uses 150 calories an hour. That is such a great pick-up line for you.

Pants - I think having sex with Darth is beneficial to your health.

Bill - I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

Owl - so you and darth have a lot in common. Do you have smallberries too?

Ubie - I'm ham twat. You must be bologna twat!

Omar - ooooooh..sexual chocolate!

Mac - do you want one? Cause if you do it is bifurcated. Now I have to go to dictionary.com to look up bifurcated.

Sandra - Sade works really well for me.

Danny - I'm sure you guys had fun without me.

jiggs said...

I'm about to go blue with the following comment. I apologize if someone has made the joke already:

Reindeer like to eat brooke... Who doesn't if given the chance! HEYO!

Nick said...

Brooke - Not unless Jesus has a vagina. Which is not entirely out of the question since he's the son of God. One thing is for certain. he's a douchebag.

Elizabeth Dole said...

Have you seen Bob Dole? Please send Bob Dole back to Elizabeth Dole.

boo said...

u are a fascinating woman.

Brookelina said...

Jiggs - you always say the sweetest things!

Nick - does calling Jesus a douchebag buy you a one way ticket to hell?

ED - looking for the Dole pole? Not here.

Boo - as are you.

The real me said...

Not vile, I say... you're just jealous you didn't think of it first!

Calzone said...

Just making sure there are no mean commenters over here.

Thanks for keeping it clean everyone!!

;) TTYL

Übermilf said...

I'd like to make Calzone into a purse.

babyjewels said...

10. I think you should do the two outer lids very subtle and the middle lid super super smokey. But that's me, always trying to whore it up.

(hi brooke!)

jiggs said...

I'm a pussycat.