Top Ten Trivia Tips about Brooke!
- Brooke is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- Brooke is the world's smallest mammal!
- Brooke will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Pacman was originally called brookeman.
- Reindeer like to eat brooke!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only brooke.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into brooke.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by brooke!
- The risk of being struck by brooke is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Brooke has three eyelids!
Found at Miss Kendra's.
61 comments:
With three eyelids, you never need sunglasses.
Where do you hide your third eye??
WOW! you are so cool!
can i milk you?
It's good you're so open about your quirks, but I didn't really need to know about the reindeer thing.
I tried it. Apparently, it's not pretty when I'm provoked.
It was quite educational.
i am so flattered.
i'm gonna go decoupage you a bucket.
Jiggs - I wish I had known about the three eyelids, I'd have saved a fortune on shades.
Chicky - only a handful of very hot men know the answer to that question.
Miss K - you have now officially replaced Angelina as the woman I would be a little gay for. So yes, you can milk me.
damn blogger time machine comments!
That was pretty funny. This feels like a meme though, therefore I shan't participate.
That's hilarious. It feels like a meme. I'll probably participate.
gosh, I'm bored. Sure wish I had someone to chat with.
Owl is a copycat psychic.
I'd play you like an oboe or somethin'
I'm leaving now. But you know where to find me.
I would turn on my IM but it's so much more fun to let you stalk me here.
Miss K - I am looking forward to seeing my bucket!
Owl - oh you must!
Nick - my yahoo is now on. I am so looking forward to chatting with someone who only wants to because he is bored. Yes, I am.
Calzone - you need to have excellent finger dexterity and a very limber mouth for that.
Bono!! Oh I am squirting. I truly am.
It's really not fair for you and miss kendra to talk about lesbianism. It's too distracting.
Also I think this was the first time ever in which I was the first commenter on a post.
Jiggs - you know what that calls for?? YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY JIGGS!!!!
Bono - we can't have that. Let's just fuck.
No Bono, the question is, are you awesome enough to marry me?
How fucked up are these comments!! Get it together Blogger!
I wonder where my comment will go? Maybe it will be reincarnated as Brooke?
Em. I thought you would go gay for my human too? Cheater. Hussy. Wench.
I love teats and Bono. I just found this blog and will be back often. In the meantime you should really check out this site I helped build. There's money to be made here. A complimentary shopping trip could be yours for the low low price of $18.98. Stocks are at all-time low, invest now!
Egan is the new Spam Bot.
Egan - go spam yourself.
Monkey - spam bot rhymes with ham twat.
I have no idea why I just said that.
Bono - your velvety goodness is making me moist.
You like that shit Monkey? I get those damn emails all day long at work. Obviously our spam filters suck ass.
Invest now!
Duke - I know a lot of men that would disagree with you. In fact, I think all of them would.
Oh and Kendra - Sade always gets me in the mood. Music to milk by.
This has gone in a disturbing direction.
I love spamming myself Brooke. When I think about you, I spam myself...
Egan - awesome!
Bono - awesome!
Ham Twat! Ham Twat!
Turkey Twat! Turkey Twat!
"Yes, I'm 12."
Monkey - I think ham twat is the new cool insult. We can go around saying, "You are such a ham twat!" It'll be all the rage.
Duke - Bono is Irish. Doesn't the queen hate the Irish?
ham twat isnt an insult to me...like it really isnt
It's more like your wet dream.
Just thinking about it is driving me nuts
Adds a whole new dimension to the term "eat me."
The image I'm getting is driving me out of my head.
I bet if you had a dick - you'd have a boner right now.
Did you know....
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by president bush.
I knew there was something fishy about him.
Yes Ching, that's been mentioned before.
Pants - no way!!! I knew he was a freak of biblical proportions! Now we have the proof!
#5 gives new meaning to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!
(Ok, I'll admit, that was fckin gross!)
HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I have risen.
is that a euphemism, hay-zeus?
Uh, was writing a song for you anyway. Guess now I'll bring cookies too! :)
1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with darth and water!
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that darth is near!
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are darth!
4. Darth can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside darth!
6. Banging your head against darth uses 150 calories an hour.
7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like darth.
8. Half a cup of darth contains only seventeen calories!
9. If you lace darth from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat darth, though it may feel uncomfortable!
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat darth, though it may feel uncomfortable!
Is he trying to tell us something?
Damn. I wanted to post a comment as The Edge but I couldn't find a toque.
God damn darth shaped eyeballs.
Bologna twat!
"Brooke will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music."
(I read it and thought of hook-up music)
It's go time.
TRM - you are vile!
JC - again?
Nick - is he talking about his hoo ha?
FH - I've always wanted someone to write a song about me.
Darth - Banging your head against darth uses 150 calories an hour. That is such a great pick-up line for you.
Pants - I think having sex with Darth is beneficial to your health.
Bill - I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
Owl - so you and darth have a lot in common. Do you have smallberries too?
Ubie - I'm ham twat. You must be bologna twat!
Omar - ooooooh..sexual chocolate!
Mac - do you want one? Cause if you do it is bifurcated. Now I have to go to dictionary.com to look up bifurcated.
Sandra - Sade works really well for me.
Danny - I'm sure you guys had fun without me.
I'm about to go blue with the following comment. I apologize if someone has made the joke already:
Reindeer like to eat brooke... Who doesn't if given the chance! HEYO!
Brooke - Not unless Jesus has a vagina. Which is not entirely out of the question since he's the son of God. One thing is for certain. he's a douchebag.
Have you seen Bob Dole? Please send Bob Dole back to Elizabeth Dole.
u are a fascinating woman.
Jiggs - you always say the sweetest things!
Nick - does calling Jesus a douchebag buy you a one way ticket to hell?
ED - looking for the Dole pole? Not here.
Boo - as are you.
Not vile, I say... you're just jealous you didn't think of it first!
Just making sure there are no mean commenters over here.
Thanks for keeping it clean everyone!!
;) TTYL
I'd like to make Calzone into a purse.
10. I think you should do the two outer lids very subtle and the middle lid super super smokey. But that's me, always trying to whore it up.
(hi brooke!)
I'm a pussycat.
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