It's my 100th post!
For this prestigious occasion, I am officially requesting a comment orgy.
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1 – 200 of 634 Newer› Newest»So where is everyone? I have an orgy and nobody shows up. This is so depressing.
I'm here!! Do I get to pick who to have an orgy with??
Happy 100th!!! Yay!!! I have a bubbly in hand...
I'm going to have to pass. My doc said no orgies. But good luck!
Looks like its me, you, and chickybabe.
Thank goodness I got in before all the dudes. Happy 100th.
All right!!
Chicky - of course! You can have anyone you want! Except JJ. And Cactus Prick.
JJ - you're here, you're in.
Prick - you are the man.
You've done more than 100 posts.
How does this orgy thing work? Where's Egan. I like monkeys.
I have not done more than 100 posts, it just seems that way because I'm always around.
There are no rules to the orgy thing. It's just all about comments. You can bitch, moan, complain, gossip - whatever you like.
Egan is staring at himself in the mirror and is not responding to instant messages. I don't know if I want to know what he is actually doing.
Fuck, I am here. I had to put in some pool time to maintain my girlish figure. Now step off.
Count me in. Let's orgy.
Brooke, I offered you an orgy a week or so ago, but Brando chickened out.
Egan - it's about time. I know what you were doing in that pool.
Jill - Brando chickened out and Viggo doesn't know I'm alive. It's so very sad.
God is great
God is good
Let us thank him
For this food.
Amen.
I'm so excited. I can talk to Brooke in real time. Talk to me, Brooke!
Brooke, what was I doing in that pool other than making tiny bubbles with my bottom?
Jill, can you speak up?
Jilly! I love your Chuckles post! It reminds me of my I've been a bad bad girl post. Clearly you were a good girl as you didn't steal from your parents for candy.
Yes Jill, Egan can't hear you over his pool bubbles.
SORRY EGAN! IS THIS BETTER?
but you know...i much prefer a man who whispers if we're going to be orgying together...
Thanks, Brooke!
Tiny bubbles to you! Hey, the pool was free of band aids today.
That's really.....gross.
I feel the love Jill. Good point about the whispering.
Band Aids in the pool aren't good. Beats the shit out of other types of floaters and I am not talking about Baby Ruth bars.
Jill, you rock.
Well I do try. It's so much more arousing this way.
Jill, what did I say about the tongue? Damn you!
Awww, but all the other boys I orgy with like that! I'll let you do it to me! Come on!
Where are all the drunken sorority boys?
can i orgy too?
is this a sober orgy?
can i bring cookies?
Wait, that's fraternity boys. Not sorority boys. I think I'm drunk. I need a cookie.
Yay! Kendra has cookies!
I would love some cookies.
I love to cuddle.
As long as Egan is here, I'm staying.... *bats eyelids*
Chicky, you're making me blush.
Hey, Chicky, how bout we get Egan to model for your calendar?
Jill, I am Mr. December. Please try and pay attention yo!
He's already in!!! He's Mr December in the tight red shorts...
*fans herslef*
Um..er.. Egan and I just commented together....
I can shake my little tush on the catwalk.
Chicky, that's what I call an orgy.
Chicky, what the hell time is over there?
does any one have milk?
rice, soy, almond, cow, breast?
i'm trying to cover all the bases. i'm sure there's someone out there who wants it.
Milk? Yum
i want to shake my tush.
It's 11.28 am, Wednesday, mon cher... And you're not one to blush. I am!!
Mon dieu, mon café est froid.
19 hours difference... wow! I am a math genius.
Alors, tu veux une petite coupe de Champagne?
Breast milk is good for about three months or three years I hear.
Sorry, you're going too fast for me. I think I missed out on the male calendar updates once I realized I'd have to be bikini-ready. So I've been belly-dancing non-stop. I'm so distracted that I forgot to keep track of half-naked hotties? How did this happen? Someone stop me!
Brooke, leave me alone. I am trying to get work done/look busy.
Chicky, oui s'il vous plait!
i didn't. i'm at work, so i have none.
but i will be home soon and you better believe i will be taking some.
this is my first day being upright and it is ROUGH.
that's why i'm so into the orgy. i get to lay down, right?
how did my comment get in before yours that i weas responding to?
this orgy is turning weird.
Breast milk? Really? This is getting interesting. And disturbing.
Miss K, did you bring any of your drugs? And how are you feeling?
It's cold here too in Sydney, 18C according to my weather Pixie, the harlot!
Alors, someone has to get raunchy and it ain't gonna be me.
Let's drop the breast milk, it's putting me off my Champagne!
Un peu du caviar, Egan?
Stop bitching about your cold coffee...it's 4:30 in the afternoon in Seattle. Of course it's cold.
oui, du poisson... merci
Caviar is fish eggs right?
Popcorn without butter and with salt? Yes please.
I've got popcorn. Anyone want some popcorn?
it's freaking me out!
Caviar is fish eggs, supposed to be an aphrodisiac, mon cher...
Jill, how about Chuckles instead??
fish eggs?
now i'm really disturbed.
the comment order is freaking me out. it's making it hard, no pun intended, to get freaky on this blog.
Rolly polly fish eggs fish eggs...
Caviar and breast milk, yum yum....
Do you guys know what Vegemite is?
Hey, have any of you heard of this new thing called Instant Messaging? It will change the world of communication as we know it.
Yes, I'm finding it hard too... but I'm not complaining! :P
Sorry, Egan, it's "light butter". Act II. "America's #1 Microwave Popcorn"! But I'll feed you whatever you want, boy. With my fingers.
Take two on that shit.
Light butter is okay.
Yeah, the order is freaking me out, too. I know what Vegemite is, indeed. Want some Chuckles?
Vegemite. I heard a song about that stuff once. Something about a man down under.
Oh, Jilly.... feeding Egan with your fingers... Can I watch?
Oz? Oy oy oy
I never flirt. NEVER!
Blogger doesn't know what's hitting them. We're bum rushing the show. Google, can you handle this?
Chicky - I have a fabulous picture of myself trying to eat toast with Vegemite on it. You should see the look on my face. My boyfriend in Oz was intent on me loving it. It's vile. I don't care what anyone says. I think that's why he dumped me and married an Aussie chick and why I still pine for him. It's all because of the Vegemite! It ruined my life I tell you!
vegemite is gross.
and the british stuff is nasty too... what's that one called? my Boy's mom loves it with unbridled passion.
"Land down under" by Men at Work is the song.
I eat Vegemite when I'm sick and can't stomach anything else! Weird, huh?
I dunno... these bloggers who give their posts a free plug... ;)
Egan - are you hitting on girls on my blog? You are such a ho. Next you'll be hitting on guys too.
I would never stoop so low.
I don't flirt either! NEVER!!!
*bats eyelids*
Oh, Men at Work. I think I know of them.
I bet you look exactly like your picture.
MARMITE!
that's what she loves.
it's icky.
now someone rub my belly.
How about Brooke posts that pic of herself eating Vegemite??
Encore du Champagne, Egan? Or is Jill still busy feeding you popcorn?
Miss Kendra, Marmite is a similar thing. Although I prefer the "real thing".
Where's Cactus Prick??
Brooke, that blog crush post got quoted all around the blogosphere!!! And I ROFL as I wrote it...
Chicky - I just read your post about blog crushes. I'm going to need a moment while I dust myself off after falling on my ass.
No way Chicky!!
I'll feed you too, Brooke. Especially if you make me some sticky toffee pudding.
Egan is a major flirt.
I will rub Kendra's belly.
And I want some of Jill's popcorn.
Brooke can write a tongue in cheek post on the perils of Vegemite, add photo with her face photoshopped, and voila!
Egan, you should read my blog crushes post; the girls would love your ... contribution
Hey, I'm lonely. I need some lovin' over here... I give and give but never do I receive!
Ok, but I am not showing my body in it...it's a gratuitous bikini shot. And I haven't looked that good in a bikini since the 90s
Wow! That's some orgy you've got going on there! :)
Happy 100th post!
Egan is suddenly unable to post comments. He is wildly frustrated by this. I can actually hear him screaming at his computer from Seattle.
oh! We posted at the same time! You owe me a beer!
The phrase "gratuitous bikini shot" is making me want to step away from the computer and start exercising immediately.
MoMo!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe... :)
I've been playing with Pork chop. He's so damn cute that I had to go adopt a pet of my own. But I got a different animal who doesn't have all the cute stuff "extras" that Pork chop has. (apple and spray bottle.) You'll have go meet my little pet. :)
Go on... I dare ya Brooke!
Are you guys and gals orgying from work?
I think a lot of people adopted after seeing Pork Chop. I suddenly noticed pets everywhere. But you are the first person to admit they got the idea from him. Pork Chop will be very pleased.
I am going to meet your pet now.
wait a second, i didn't chicken out. i could swear i was in an orgy last week. i thought that was you two.
hmm. i really need to start opening my eyes during these things.
Jill, I don't know that I'll ever have that body again.
Chicky - I am so not posting that picture. I am posting from home. It's 8:00 pm here on the east coast of the US. How about you? At work?
Where is Kendra? Kendra? Are you ok?
Brando - you just blew your chances for another orgy. Whore.
I'm at home too, still on holidays. And while it's a cold day today, I can't go perving at the beach! So I'm having an orgy...heh...
BRANDO, YOU WHORE!
I'm home. Supposed to be working on my new play. You can see how well that's going. Should have gone to meet Cupcake downtown. She's supposed to be working on her play right now as well.
Hello Brando... I'm Chickybabe from Sydney, Australia.
Do you really keep your eyes closed?
Jill, all work and no play...(harhar I'm funny. not.)
That's it Chicky--if I don't attend the orgies, what would I have to write about?
Hey Brando, can I borrow some words from you?
Brooke, you have a yahoo im account?
you bet Jill - barose65
Chicky, how cold can it be in Sydney in January?
isn't it, like, sweltering in sydney right now?
where did everyone go? am i orgying alone?
How screwed up is this? The numbering is nuts, Egan can't comment and he is going ballistic, and it's taking me an hour to get my comments emailed to me.
Yay! Jacob is here!
We had the hottest day ever on NY Day 45C and now a change has come through and it dropped to 20C. Go figure!
Jill, orgying alone is called something else...
Brooke, I think their mail servers can't handle an orgy of comments!
Egan says he likes to play with women and lollipops. Anyone game?
Jill/Egan - at the same time?!?!
He also says he likes women to call him "slut."
Yeah, uh, he wanted to have a private party. Who am I to turn down such a cutie? And a kinky one, at that. Bring it, I say.
By the way, Egan is a little gay...I'm just sayin....
If a hot guy shows up...he'll drop you like a bad habit
hi chickybabe. yeah, keeping eyes closed helps keep me from identifying my partners in a police lineup.
jill, you may borrow all the words you'd like from me.
Nah...I think Egan is a closet swinger...
Brando, I wonder if they keep their eyes closed too.
Thank you, brando.
It's ok. I always spend time with the guys who like to swing both ways. They're much more accepting of my wild side.
Dammit...! Am I too late for the orgy?
Oh well, I guess it's better to come late than early at an orgy.
That's right, Rev, fashinably late....
Join the party... How did you find it?!?!
Oh sure. Have an orgy while I'm working. Why, I outta ...
A priest!! This is so awesome.
Now it's a party.
Testing... everyone on a break?
I'm just stopping by to say "hi". I don't like getting naked in front of people.
I'm still here. I'm now ogling pictures of men on their blogs. I think Egan should be sweaty more often.
Yeah, I checked him out the other day...
And I'm researching material for my boxer/brief post...
Research, that's what you call it, huh?
Yup! I take my blog posts seriously...
wow, you request a commentary orgy and they all come a running and hella fast!
you should be proud!
Is it gauche of me to bring punch to the orgy?
A priest? Did I miss something?
Hey ... anyone got a smoke?
In case you're wondering, I wear both boxers, briefs and boxer briefs. It depends on the weather (temperature and humidity) and whether I need support that day for some reason.
Anway, it's hard for me to believe that this is only your 100th post given that jiggsblog has only been around for at most a month and we have nearly 750 posts.
Regardless, 100 posts deserves one of these:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Jiggs, I think I'm rather partial to boxer briefs these days, not that I wear them mind you. Something about best of both worlds...
Here we go again. Let's see if I can get in from home.
I heard that Jill.
Jill said she's done with Egan. For now...
Well I guess my bum rushing this blog from work got me banished on my work computer. Ouch.
I missed the priest CBT. Now it's a sausage party.
Nah, I'm on my second bottle of bubbly. Checking out boxers and briefs...
Sweet! Count me in, this is as close as I have been to a real orgy. I live such a sheltered life *sigh*
Congrats on 100! Can I have an orgy at my place after like 15 posts or so, or does it have to be a special event?
Chicky - you must be smashed by now.
Very true. How's the drink treating you CBT?
Well, if I have to drink alone, of course I'll be smashed. Egan left me for Jill...
Wow, I can't join the two of you drinking wise since I have to pick my bro up from the airport later tonight. I am such a good older brother. CBT, you're damn funny man.
Blogger is taking for ever to open comments. Maybe they're checking us out as spammers...
Brooke, where are you? Gone walkabout??
Chicky - she went to bed, or at least that's what she told me a couple hours ago.
Alone?
Are we alone now, CB? We lost the men?
Hells no!
purrrrrrrr
Wake up women.... you aren't alone now.
Holy Comment Orgy! You all are going cRaZy! I swear I was just here and it was in the 80s. Now it's double! Dang, dang, dang!
I like multi-things. Glad you got home safe, Egan.
I'm multi-tasking: an orgy, emails, advice column and trying to write a post!
It says that I can pretend to work on my play while working on tomorrow's blog post while still finding time to orgy with you hotties of the blogosphere.
Amen. Shame Brooke decided to bail on us.
Wow, so much shit. Who needs to pick unsuspecting blogs when Brooke whores hers out for us? Yes!
And organising my social calendar. My poor neglected blog and comments...
You expect sympathy?
I refused to be called a loser, Egan. And I refuse to send naughty IMs to any man who would call himself a loser. Retract or lose out.
We are the biggest losers not on NBC, but the biggest losers squatting on Brooke's blog at this very moment?
She hardly reads any other blogs, so I bet your safe.
Oh we're all posting at the same time again. The order is wacky.
Jacob, it was a poor attempt at humor. I bet other bloggers got blocked out like I did from work. It sucked ass.
Jacob, you are too kind. The admin is dreaming of Viggo at this very instant while doing those strange things she does in her sleep. You know where I am going that one.
I don't think we're preventing others from accessing her site. That's Google's undoing.
I see my comment got lost in the shuffle. No retraction, Egan? You're cut off.
You think that comment requires a retraction huh? Hmmm.
I'm totally lost here... Roll call: Jill, Egan, Moi? Anyone else?
I'm here. Retract, monkey boy! I will be called goddess orn nothing at all!
Present!
Jill, you are definitely a goddess. Monkey Boy has spoken.
All right Monkey Boy, you are forgiven. Now go get me some lollipops.
Hey we're almost at 200!
And Brooke is asleep!
Well, you know, I require the power of recall in my monkey subjects.
Lollipops? Wow, we're going way back to the beginning of the comments here.
Brooke is snoring away thinking about Viggo's ass she missed in History of Violence.
I saw that. And it was beautiful. The ass, that is. The movie was excellent. But Viggo getting rough on the stairway...priceless.
You know Brooke's going to get you for that. Just a little gay, you are.
I know. Did you happen to notice his tail? He's got a funny ass. Not that I was noticing or looking for that matter.
Shit we eclipsed 200 already. Jill you won.
Yep, I got #200. Now Brooke gets to give me a prize! Dammit, Brando, aren't you jealous yet?
Damn, I'm late to the comment orgy. At this point it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
If I can just butt in, sorry to intrude on the Jill/Egan duet. (No, I'm not jealous, really, I'm not, not at all... )I may sign off this orgy by saying,
"I hope you'll always remember your 100th post Brooke!"
G'day, ChickyBabe!
holy crap. I'm number 211!...i feel so dirty...
This just keeps getting better. Welcome Todd and Claudia. Ciao Chicky!
Jacob is gone isn't he?
Welcome, Claudia. You feel dirty? Monkey Boy keeps flinging poo at me. I'm a filthy mess.
Oh, I'll throw it back at you. So we won't be having an orgy in this location, either.
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