*Thank you Natalie Dee.
**I don't know if that word in there is sack or rack. I know I wanted a rack when I was young, but I think it's sack. Do I want a sack? Do I dare ask this question out loud?
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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
69 comments:
Oh boy, I would love to give you a sack. Paper or plastic?
Whose sack would you have wanted when you were young, or did you want your own sack?
I think the word is Rack. Like big boobies.
I am the same way now. It was always "stuff" I wanted, and now I just want to make sure my kid is provided for and that I got a good coffee machine. Then, I'll be happy.
oh, P.S. I LOVE your site and all the great stuff in your sidebar. I'm totally going to put the Sesame Terror alert level if I can.
Again super site. Love it.
Maybe it means a sack of money.
Or a "roll in the hay"
Or sleep
A bed?
Scrotum?
I don't know.
I totally relate... except for the whole sack thing!? But a washer/dryer would be sweet. I am so lame.
i can totally relate. but a rack is still nice from where i'm sitting.
The Mac Attack is right. It's referring to a fat sack of green.
Whatever "green" is... I mean, I wouldn't know.
You should have held out for an SUV instead of a station wagon and a maid instead of a washer/dryer. Nice sack, though.
Wow, I got here in under 40 comments. Sweeeeeeet.
It totally depends on what's in the sack. The contents are determinative. And you might as well go for the sack either way, because you already have a rack. And who needs four tits?
I didn't even think of "sack of green," but in my younger years, that would have been my first answer. Like, "I've got five on it; grab your bowl, let's get keyed."
Did somebody say sack?
it can mean nothing bad.
i love natalie dee. i just bought one of her shirts. :)
Sack? Like in ball sack.
Oh Christ. I've been hanging around calzone too much.
At least you don't want teeth. Now THAT's old.
I was so excited when I got my mini-van. And my new vacuum. And my wrapping paper organizer.
WOW. I'm a loser....
Sometimes I say nutbag when I want to say nutsack. I must have written about this before.
I'm surprised Nick didn't think that "sack" was referring to his blog.
Honestly, I'm grossed out my the idea of a woman having a clitoris in the back of her throat.
Even if sack just meant a bag, don't undersell the usefulness of a really nice sack to hold stuff in.
i would love a washer dryer! there's a really nice one at this place in santa monica and it's a top loader too.
um, i mean, drugs! sex!
naked!
i am old too.
Neil - you suck at this.
TF - thank you! And I love your coffee machine comment. I lust for one of these.
Mack - that's one vote for weed. Thank you.
Ubie - I'm going to cast your vote for roll in the hay.
Dani - I have a washer/dryer in my condo and I am the envy of all of my friends. Sweeeeeet.
Darth - I like my rack. It's a little droopy, but it'll do.
Nick - money?
JJ - ok baby, so where is my SUV and my maid? Hmmmm?
Mack - am not!!! Got any?
Prick - I do not need four tits. My two tits are heavy enough to lug around as it is. And I agree, it depends on what - or who - is in the sack.
TF - duuuuuuude.
JC - thanks for clearing that up.
Mike - I love what your picture implies. That's so hot.
Sizz - I really should buy some of her shirts, I use her picture as my avatar and her stuff is all over my blog.
BabyJ - someone was bound to say it. I'm just hoping he doesn't come by and see this. It will send him through the roof.
Bill - nope, teeth are something I don't have to worry about. Yet.
LoLo - you had me until wrapping paper organizer.
Jiggs - you are a man among men. A God if you will.
Kendra - rock and roll!!! Yeah baby! Fuck it, I'm way older than you. There's no way I can pull it off if you can't.
Jiggs - My "Sac" has no k in it.
"never turn you back on a nice rack"
Nick, tell me more about your sack, you pervert.
oooh.... whose? pray tell.
Slim - I know all about Jesus' sack.
Nick - but it should, it should.
Lake - or your legs. Damn, boy!
Jiggs - I'm with you on that one. I want to hear about it too.
Boo - pray indeed.
Why would you guys want to hear about my sack? That's gross.
would you say that your sack is hairy, nick? What color is your sack?
ADD ME TO YOUR MESSENGER HAM TWAT!
i mean that with love and respect.
yours-
(lovingly and respectfully)
pastrami twat
Thanks for the comment, brooke! I wish I could say something other than that, but I'm a little lost with these comments.
Mmm...sack.
Wait until all you want is a pair of furry boots, a big coat and maybe a visitor every now and then. That's old.
I think that your cartoon was drawn by some limey, and a sack has some relevant meaning across the pond.
Or, it could just be that she wanted a "sack" and now has some cross-dressing issues.
i could still use a rack, be it a coat rack, or a rack of ribs, or even breasts. that would be neat. but a sack.
it's so mysterious. drugs? money? testes?
i mean, come on! it's like "Let's Make a Deal"!!
(also old)
"Some limey". Thanks for being so offensive.
Sack does not have some different meaning over on this side of the pond. Neither does twat.
Blimey!
Doesn't an octupus look like an underwater scrotum? Maybe not the tentacles part. And maybe not the eyes.
Bob - SHAZAM!
Are you still fired up? ...or just lazy.
I'm horny
Sack is a bag of weed.
Bunch of key clubbers
This reminds me of a scene on Lost last night. What are your thoughts on new appliances in the bunker?
it'll do what? :o
Why am I ALWAYS last in here? Who are these people. Don't you all have JOBS????
Nick - your sack is gross? Tell me more.
Jiggs - what color is your parachute?
Miss K - how the fuck do I add if you I don't know your name? What is it - pastrami twat?
Navel - you and me both.
Tits - your name rocks.
Owl - I already do want all those things. That's why I have the giant "L" on my forehead.
Flounder - ok, so now I think you're an idiot again.
Katarina - so now I just need the dog!
Ginny - you too cute.
WBB - I apologize for the offensive comment. You're not a limey. You're a pommy bastard.
Ubie - bloody hell!
Sysm - thanks, I can already see my nightmares tonight.
Nick - I used to love that show. Probably before your time.
Jesus - I'm all fired up for you babe.
Danny - me too.
DD - I know he does. It says so on all the bumper stickers.
Calzone - you of all people think it's a sack of weed? The one who used to beg me to lick his sack? I'm shocked.
Egan - how freaky was that! A HUGE clue!
Darth - pervert.
Phoenix - I'm surrounded by blogging addicts. You just need to come by more often and join the fray.
Is that right, baby? You got a little heat for the JC? What's this site rated anyways? ...cause I got something I want to tell you.
Oh baby! I'll be right over!
Gin and I used to watch it all the time on Nick At Night. Along with Laugh In and another show I can't remember the name.
Something about Identical Cousins.
Here come the judge.
What Slim said. (I have a thing for teachers and shit)
Mine is pinkish.
I like how nick just completely ignored my question.
That's all right Brooke. You don't need to apologise.
Putting my pedants hat on for a sec, the actual venacular is "whinging pommy baaaaastard!"
That I am.
Nick, the identical cousins show was The Patty Duke Show.
"Meet Kathy who's lived most everywhere/from Zanzibar to Berkley Square
But Patty's only seen the sights a girl can see from Brooklyn Heights...What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins, identical cousins all the way/ One pair of matching bookends, different as night and day."
Christ, I need to get some.
My sack is douche colored, like your face.
I take it back, Jiggs.
My sack is dork colored, like Todd.
Nick,
I give you valuable trivia and you compare me to your ballbag? Douche.
Please boys, continue. This conversation is fucking sweeeeeeeeeet.
to nick: look that up in your funk and wagnall's..
Is this discussion about the colour of manly bits? I'm not quite sure how this relates to washing machines but for the record mine cover a spectrum depending on various factors. For example, when it's very cold they almost approach white, though it's really just a pale salmon shade. On the other hand, when kicked fiercely due to an untoward comment, they can be almost as red as a stop light.
Is this the kind of information you're soliciting? Just trying to be helpful here. And accurate!
When did I ever talk about my sack being licked?
That's like so graphic and shit
You know, sometimes I wonder if you were born boring, or if you merely acquired the trait through years of boring living.
Ahhh. Who cares.
Fucking Sweeeeeeeeeet!
new post please.
Ginny - I thought he was kind of funky.
Bill - for this time I am actually tempted to delete a comment.
Calzone - oh sorry, I must have the wrong guy. Never mind.
Mack - I do laundry all the time, I live alone. Who the fuck else is going to do it?
Jaxe - in all my years, that is the one word that has never, ever, ever been used to describe me. Now go jerk yourself off while you think of me like you always do.
Miss K - bite me. Please?
Sweeeet. Now I can check golf course off on my list of weird places I've done it.
I don't even golf, but I'm game
I thought we had something special, but now I can see that's just how you are with all the guys.
Danny, you can have her.
I'm going to go pour my broken heart a drink...
Hey have you seen Nicks new post?? Its brilliant..he talsk about us.
Danny - I don't golf either. But I know some people I would like to smack with a golf club.
JC - I knew that sooner or later you would want me all to yourself. It was just a matter of time.
Calzone - Really? I'll go check it out. Dumbass.
Lets pile on..I got him on the ropes
Holy carp, batman! 76 comments? How do you do it? You're just so much more interesting than I am. Hey, Brookie, I bought a guinea pig for my son today! I am excited about it but the poor little thing is so scared right now. She has to get used to her new home. I just hope she doesn't have a heart attack or something.
Well actually I enjoy sharing you too, just not all the time.
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