Me: I like to fuck listening to Nine Inch Nails
Him: Boy... we are wrong...
Ironically, the result of my "What's Your Stripper Song" quiz is:
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Monkey, thanks for showing me this.
Him, boy were you right.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Songs in the Key of Sex
Him: I like to make love listening to the soundtrack from Officer and Gentleman
Me: I like to fuck listening to Nine Inch Nails
Him: Boy... we are wrong...
Ironically, the result of my "What's Your Stripper Song" quiz is:
Me: I like to fuck listening to Nine Inch Nails
Him: Boy... we are wrong...
Ironically, the result of my "What's Your Stripper Song" quiz is:
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I prefer the soundtrack to 90210 or Milli Vanilli.
That's cause you're gay.
Not wishing to cast aspersions, but I question the credibility of this thing. I tried it and got:
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"
A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper!
Just call me Big Balls Billy.
Wow, Brook! I have a whole new appreciation for you, and I must say, now I'm aroused!
My song came up the same thing!
"Leave Your Hat On" by Joe Cocker is classic...
And I really love "Figured You Out" by Nickelback... Raw, very raw!
I think I'll go have a cold shower now.
Blech! I got:
"Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean."
*shudder...*
You, miss kendra and spinning girl got the same stripper song. What a delightful trio that would be....
Where's a distracting thought when you need one!
WTF? Britney bloody Spears!? Apparently I'm a Slave 4 U. Damn I hate that whole 4 U thing. Anyway, the point is, while it's true I may be a slave for you, Britney will play no part in my stripping life. Seems to me the whole thing is suspect.
Bill - I love that song.
TRM - it sounds like you've done this before.
Chicky - just change the color of your g-string and you'll get a new song.
Jiggs - seems that birds of a feather strip together.
Owl - you aren't the only one to get that song. A certain someone I know got it too, but he wouldn't admit to it. Sissy mary that he is.
Only in my dreams, baby!
Wait, is "baby" a sexual term of endearment? Because I'm not coming on to you or anything...
I'm not going to do that freaking quiz because I already have a song to strip to........
Down with the sickness - Disturbed
My wife and I got off to it while watching Dawn of the dead.
Fuck it, I just did the quiz. Apparently I should have to strip to Slave 4 U just like poor Mr Owl. I think his response goes for me as well. You know what I reckon we were seperated at birth - me and Mr Owl.
Judging by my sex life, I should strip to "Why Can't We Be Friends?" I'll take the quiz and find out the "real" song.
My Stipper Song Is I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears. I'm not posting to my blog due to the fact that my aunt and a couple of cousins read. I once gave my blog address to my dad--I don't think he figured out how to get to it. And, now, I hope he never does!!! hahaha :)
Uhh--I meant that a couple of cousins and my aunt that read my blog. There are a few more readers in my family than that, OK? :)
Oh, Christ. My song is "Master and Servant" by Depeche Mode. Great. I'll be stripping for a bunch of mopey goth chicks. Just like college.
TRM - I think you're a little gay for me.
WBB - I knew you were going to do it. It seems like that is a very popular one among the boys. I'm wondering what your answers were that you all wound up dancing to Britney.
Todd - come on, Depeche Mode is cool. I prefer Personal Jesus, but I'm not going to complain.
Marel - everyone is dancing to Britney! I'm just grateful it's all of you and not me.
Um, I got Britney, too. That's why I didn't post about it.
But at least I'm in good company! Owl, White Boy Bob, and a "sissy boy" whose name rhymes with "Sick".
Yeah, I said "Officer and a Gentleman," but I play it really speeded up so it comes out all wild and freaky sounding.
I got Christina Aguilera as well. Apparently ChickyBabe and I have even more in common than we'd suspected.
Now, whenever I go to your blog, I touch myself. But being medicated it doesn't go further than that.
Jill, that's scary... One comment orgy together, and look what happens! ;)
Gay as in happy?
I got Depeche Mode 'Master and Servant' but I am confused as to which one I am
No, gay as in Richard Simmons.
that was my song too! :)
I'd like the Commodores' "(She's a)Brick House"
I love "Closer" I haven't done the quiz yet but I did do a strip tease for Michael once to Tweet's "Oops, Oh My."
Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head,Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt droppin' to my feet, Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face,Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?
Okay, I just did it... the quiz that is... I'm stripping to "Closer". Well now I know what to put on my iPod "Freak Playlist" for our up coming Vegas trip. ;)
Ubie - you and Nick share the same stripper song. That's so cute.
Neil - and here I was protecting you from ridicule.
Jill - so you and Chicky are dirty. Interesting.
Bill - just make sure you wash your hands.
Chicky - just make sure you wash your hands.
TRM - what Egan said.
MQ- it's ok to switch it up.
Egan - thank you for clearing that up.
Sizz - I really do love that song.
Mac - I'm starting to get a little concerned about you.
Ubie - awesome song!
Girl - seriously, do it to that song. It's awesome.
Okay, I finally took the quiz and I got "Milkshake." Funny, a while back I wrote a post about how my Milkshake brings all the hobos to the yard. It's true, it really does, they love me.
I find my self amazingly aroused.
In college, I once had to leave a guy's place because upon arrival and discovery of all sorts of over-the-top "yay, America" paraphanelia, he put "Born in the USA" on the radio. Now don't get me wrong -- I like Bruce as much as the next guy...er, gal -- but seriously.
I know that's your stripper song, fool! And when are you coming in to work tonight? You know your shift starts at 7pm dammit! I'm sick of trying to DJ with no damned dancers... get up on stage, on time, with the right attitude or you are SO canned!
jaxe the pimp.
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