Thursday, November 15, 2007

Animals in the News

Man fleeing police killed by alligator in Dade pond: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Gator!

Giant German Rabbits feed the poor: Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit, wabbit, Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit stew.

Cows flee after seeing McDonald's
: Clearly they realized they were not about to get a happy meal.

Will doughnut trap lure mystery animal?: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a big orange ball of fur!

Man in India marries dog as atonement: No, seriously.

13 comments:

yournamehere said...

HEADLESS MAN FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR

Rich said...

That's not a wedding night I care to think about...

Bill said...

You missed this one:

Man loses mind, chases dog at midnight

Übermilf said...

i'd fall for a doughnut trap

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

"The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun."

They really don't treat their wives good over there, do they?

Sizzle said...

of course i HAD to click on the man marrying the dog. serves him right going crippled because of what he did to those poor dogs! and now he marries one?! i sure hope they don't have to consummate the marriage for the dog's sake.

matty said...

You know, having grown up in Texas not too far from Louisiana --- there were always gator worries.

I had a friend with a pool that had no fence and her mother always said to check to make sure no "gators had gittin' in theeeerrrr" --- we used to just laugh.

...then, we ended up with two really big ones at the bottom of our apartment pool in the very early 80's --- and it had a gate!

I still worry about being eaten by a gator.

Anthony said...

North Korean Giant-Rabbit Story Has A Kooky Kim Jong-Ilesque Twist

Valley Girl said...

Smart cows. They must've seen Fast Food Nation.

Valley Girl said...

I mean Supersize Me. FFN was a book. Hehe.

Nance said...

Just another testament to the intellect of cows. I've been trumpeting their intelligence for years now. All readers at The Dept. know it's true.

cajunvegan said...

Matt - don't you know that all of us Cajun girls have a bayou and gators in the backyard?

jiggs said...

I'm surprised that cows flee upon seeing mcdonalds. There hasn't been beef in their hamburgers for 30 years.