Searching for Intelligent ...Never Mind

The following are some of the recent search phrases that have led to my blog. I seriously doubt that any of them expected to land here and read the random nonsense of a fucked up chick from Jersey who clearly needs to get laid. It is for these searches alone that I will never rid myself of my Site Meter- it's just too entertaining.

You looking for me?

Viggo's girlfriend - yeah baby!

babbling brooke - yes that's me.

Brooke - I actually come up number one on MSN!

Brooke Rose - this is slightly disturbing as there were several of these. There were also a number of image searches as well. Freaks? Ex-boyfriends? I guess we'll never know.

the babbling brook poem - yes, they write poems about my incessant babbling. And spell my name wrong.
It has occurred to me... it is possible ...that they weren't looking for me...

brooke is a jerk - well that's just rude.

brooke flavor of love pumpkin - clearly I have been missing out on some classic television viewing.

brooke pool - most of these were searches for images. I come up first - no doubt disappointing to the those who were obviously looking for pictures of Brooke Burke naked by a pool.

fuck brooke - yes, thank you.

Random

maloney's margate - yes people, the bar is now closed. Get over it.

don't you put me on the back burner - The Killers rule!

best tattoo parlour, amsterdam - it's the Hanky Panky, for those not in the know.

very funny pranks to do on your younger brother for kids - I have absolutely no idea what this means or how it landed on my blog.

"henk schiffmacher" hells angels - again, the Hanky Panky. I think I should get a cut of any business I'm directing their way. Hear that Henk?

pussycat dolls keyring - what the fuck?

how did cinderella get her name - the cinders around the fireplace that her stepsisters made her sit by all the time. Don't you people read???

"sweet and sour" tattoo - Henk, seriously, we need to talk.

tattoo molly - Molly, if you are still out there, we need to talk too. It's not the first time people found you through my blog.

Perverts

"make love like crazed weasels" - found in my comments. And apparently a favorite expression of both #7 and #9 on the list of the nine types of boyfriends.

"naked dad in the shower" - sadly, this phrase comes from a post I wrote about my students.

Dirty Poems "There once was a man from Nantucket" - again, found in comments. Do you really think I would write this? Ironically, I come up as number eight for this one on google.

accidental flash - I'm #1 baby!

"tickled me until I cried" - I can't help but think that this is the search of a fetishist.

story: accidentally flashing my boobs - clearly it happens to the best of us, and clearly it turns the pervs on.

hot sloppy seconds - this does not refer to me, thank you very much.

playing with twat - I'd like to thank all of my fellow twats for helping this search land here at The Babbling Brooke.

And My Personal Favorite

SHOW ME YOUR BEAVER - this is exactly how it was typed in, it doesn't get much better than this. I picture a pasty white lardass with excessive back hair screaming wildly at his spit spattered monitor in a torn wife beater and permanently stained tighty whiteys.

Isn't that what blogging is all about?