Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Death Becomes Me

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.


What Tarot Card Are You?

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This is true on so many levels that it's not even funny. But then again, death is no laughing matter. So remember boys and girls, I am death. Fear me.

32 comments:

solethoughts said...

I did this too and I was the devil and the chariot the second time around. I'm not sure about that the chariot...

Janet said...

Me? I'm a blissfully naive fool... or I was until I took the test.

I have a sneaking suspicion that those tarot cards are very flexible, and at any answer one could say, "Well that just hits it on the head doesn't it?"

Bill said...

I did this somewhere else. I'm the hermit. I think that's a polite way of calling me a furious masturbator.

Who makes these things anyway?

jungle jane said...

Death is a great card to pull in Tarot, even though the dude in your death card frankly looks like he needs a decent dentist. and really his hand looks a bit fleshy seeing as he is supposed to be a skeleton.

what you don't want to be in Tarot is the Tower. Unfortunately that kept coming up for me in the past month or two so i really had to take a good long hard look at my life and make some changes. This i did - i simply tore the Tower card up into tiny pieces and threw it in the bin. now i never get it anymore...

*dances off quite happy that her head appears to be stuck in the sand*

ChickyBabe said...

I'm the wheel of fortune. Spin me for luck!

kerri said...

I am the sun! Which I love. Except for the part where it said "a new vacation or a new baby may be coming your way sooner than you think." Um. Wow.

Also: The title of this post made me laugh, because I haven't thought of that movie in years! When I think about Bruce Willis' role in that movie, I can't help but giggle.

Nick said...

Is this like the fortune cookie game, in that you can end each sentence with "In my pants."

"Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. In my pants."

Not so much, then.

Thérèse said...

Shall I also worship you in fear of your wrath? Mm?

babyjewels said...

You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover.

I don't want to take a difficult journey. I want to sit on the couch and watch the real world.

Cincysundevil said...

Hhhmmmm ... I took this quiz a few days back I thought and I came up as Strength. Now I'm Death. Maybe the quiz is in tune with my love life?

none - ya said...

Don't be scared I saved you a piece of cake. I've got milk too. And, if you're really good you can have some ice cream too!

miss kendra said...

You represent the seeking of enlightenment and spiritual clarity.
You tend to confuse others, but your oddities seem deeply satisfying.
Self sacrifice is easy for you, especially if it makes you a better person in the end.
You are the type of person who is very in touch with your soul and inner spirit.

Your fortune:

Right now is a good time for reflection and meditation.
You should stop resisting the problems in your life, and let yourself be vulnerable to them.
You may need to sacrifice something important to you to move ahead in your life.
Accept your destiny with courage, and learn to let go of what you think you need.


this sounds hard. i'm done with ahrd. i hereby declare my fortune to me "win lottery. stop crying."

miss kendra said...

oh, i forgot the title.

i'm the hanging man.

Brookelina said...

Sole - I think everytime it gives you something different. Kind of like life.

Janet - welcome! I think you are right. First I was death, then I was a fool too. Both were accurate. Just shows that everyone is equally fucked up.

Bill - they call that "oversharing."

JJ - I like being death. It's got a nice ring to it. I'm a bit bummed about the not being able to take life part.

Chicky - come here babe, I'll give you a spin.

Kerri - welcome! I wasn't sure if anyone would get that reference. Let me know about the baby...

All these new readers...this is awesome. More later...

The Dummy said...

I think I can see a resemblance with your avatar.

sleepydog said...

Are you death, or just to die for ?

Flounder said...

It says that I am a Joker. I didn't even know that they had a Joker in a deck of tarot cards.

jiggs said...

I'm the ace of spades. they say I'm good at gardening.

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Egan said...

Can I be your grim reaper?

Brookelina said...

DD - my avatar inspires men to fall to their knees with lust.

Sleepydog - you tell me.

Flounder - fat, drunk, and stupid...you know the rest...

Jiggs - I'm trying to think of a dirty comment about gardening. I'll get back to you.

Egan - reap me baby!

Egan said...

As you wish dahling!

sandra said...

Um...so I'm kind of nervous to see what tarot card I am. On the internet. I think I may need professional help.

jiggs said...

You could have said something about me planting my seed.

King of Cake said...

Eeek!

[recovers]

Well maybe the new beginning will involve a blanket of cake. Cozy but tasty.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

I think death is cool when something else comes in it's place. I hope Brooke is blessed with really cool stuff.

I'm the fucking sun, how awesome is that? I gotta post that shit.

Übermilf said...

You know, I have a migraine and cramps right now.

You don't seem so scary to me.

Georgi Rimsakov said...

All this talk about death is scaring the life out of me!

Danielle said...

I'm death too! We can be death together!

Lucky said...

I live with Death!!!He's not very merciful!!

Spinning Girl said...

Death = Transfiguration.





that's all.




buh bye.

Johnny Pipewrench said...

Brooke,
I am the HANGING MAN.....
I am also the walrus,COO COO CA CHOO!