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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
103 comments:
300 and First!
Happy birthday, darling.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hope the next year brings more adventure and lots of really good making out with a hot fella.
Happy Happy Birthday!!!
May this year bring adventure, love, and great times. Happy Birthday!
Hippo Birdie two ewes!
You don't look a day over 22!
Warm wishes from Sydney :).
Happiest of happy birthdays!
Maybe you'll get that job you want for your birthday.
Or that James Bond guy. If you get a big box with air holes in it with my return address, you might want to open it right away.
By the way, he's just an actor. In reality, he's really easy to ambush, choloform and stuff in a box.
happy birthday to you!
i will have an ice cream in your honor today!
Happy Birthday! And Grats on 300! Quite an accomplishment today you should be proud. So do something crazy, eat lots of calories, and dance in the rain because none of it counts on your birthday.
300. You're slightly more than 90 ahead of me. I'll catch you.
Happy Birthday...
Happy Birthday.
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Happy Burfday. It must be a dirty picture becuase my computer at work won't show it (the shame).
I have over 700 posts on my blog.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I'm gonna send you some diapers.
birthday wishes!
Happy B-day. Sept 7th is a cool birthday, but the 17th is the coolest of all.
Happy Birthday and here's to THE 300! Wait...isn't that, like, a movie or something...?
Happy birthday, Wild one!
Have a great birthday weekend!
Wow ... I've been out of town, here and there, in hotels and with relatives, and finally got back today (and with a cold, sniffle, sniffle) and I find I'm just in time to say, "Happy birthday!"
So ... Happy birthday! Hope it kicks ass!
I tried really hard to get you Viggo for your special day but he just wouldn't stay in the shipping crate even though I popped air holes in it and everything.
Ahhh well. Next year I will be better prepared. Happy, happy, birthday Brookelina! :)
Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!
Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff.
Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true.
ok. we've got to get this fucker to 100.
who's with me?
Nobody?
Jesus, people. Y'all used to be up for a comment orgy.
Happy Birthday Brooke - with an "e" or without? You're still HOT!
Caribbean rum cakes? Or Cake in general?
Happy Birthday!
I'm with you Sysm! I'd follow you to hell, sir.
even if I have to do it myself.
but first I have to eat brunch. Then: TO HELL!
and by "TO HELL!" I mean "to 100 comments".
So... I'll be back after brunch.
I mean, I'll probably be back. I may want to take a nap first, so maybe not right away.
Is there anything better than food followed by a nap?
There isn't, in case you were wondering.
Anyone who says otherwise is in Al-Qaeda.
Fucking terrorists and there anti-nap, anti-brunch teachings...
Makes me sad.
Ok, I'm seriously going now. But I'll maybe be back later, probably.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who wants to go to Hell on an empty stomach?
For there is no Brunch in Hell.
Nothing but popcorn.
Burnt
Microwave
Popcorn.
There are many things better than food followed by a nap, Nick.
In fact, if your standard protocol is to nap following a meal,
that could account, in part, for some of your dating woes.
Again, my friend, to "sleep" with someone may or may not actually involve sleeping.
More often it involves activities that only lead to crying and recriminations.
Though, to be fair, the difference in what I describe and what you describe isn't that great. Both often involve drooling.
Food is never a disappointment, neither is a nap.
no one ever regrets taking a nap.
more times than not, the same can be said for food.
there's never an awkward silence after eating food.
no muffled laughter.
food will never break up with you on your birthday.
I welcome your poop jokes with open arms.
September birthdays are the best.
september birthdays are for layabouts, cads and bounders.
hooray! happy birthday scarlet brookie
Damn, I'm always late for the party...Happy belated Birthday Brookelina!! Have some cake :)
OK, if you're gonna have a birthday on a weekend, you're gonna have to pre-advertise it, so I won't be late :)
Hope you had a wonderful birthday and got more cake than anyone.
Sysm is a big fat liar.
He is not a liar!
Ubie - words can hurt. When used judiciously.
Look at me! I'm number 69.
Look at me! I'm 70.
I'm totally fucking old.
Damn it, Sysm. I wanted 69.
I can help with that.
Happy (belated) Birthday Ms. Hip. Belated because I was visiting my famioly, but just as happy.
Thank you for all my birthday wishes!
I'm a little veklempt.
Happy Birthday Brooke. You are as sweet, lovely, classy and funny as the come. MUAH!
25 to go?
Piece of cake.
Which I can't believe,
btw
that no one in your family
no one!
Got you a fucking cake.
Not that anyone should eat a "fucking cake"
Which is, rumor has it, a cake one may only enjoy post-coitus.
Which is, by coincidence, the name of my new breakfast cereal.
But in looking up the proper spelling of "coitus",
because spelling correctly (or attempting to) is somewhat polite,
I came across (ha!)
a phrase hitherto unknown to me:
"coitus reservatus"
which has a definition that is so far-fetched
that i can't believe it actually exists:
"the postponement or avoidance of ejaculation, to prolong sexual intercourse."
That's just crazy talk.
The only way to postpone that is to stimulate your third nipple.
And I will have no truck
with the tri benipped.
it's just....
wrong.
100!
Happy now?
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius!
Wow, I just missed out. Happy belated bday.
Don't judge us, Sysm.
Mmm...fucking cake.
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