Friday, September 07, 2007

It's My Birthday!

And this is post number 300!


103 comments:

Sysm said...

300 and First!

Happy birthday, darling.

yournamehere said...

Happy birthday!

Miss B said...

Happy Birthday :)

Sizzle said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Hope the next year brings more adventure and lots of really good making out with a hot fella.

Princess of the Universe said...

Happy Happy Birthday!!!

Neil said...

May this year bring adventure, love, and great times. Happy Birthday!

ChickyBabe said...

Hippo Birdie two ewes!

You don't look a day over 22!

Warm wishes from Sydney :).

Übermilf said...

Happiest of happy birthdays!

Maybe you'll get that job you want for your birthday.

Or that James Bond guy. If you get a big box with air holes in it with my return address, you might want to open it right away.

By the way, he's just an actor. In reality, he's really easy to ambush, choloform and stuff in a box.

ginonymous said...

happy birthday to you!

i will have an ice cream in your honor today!

Heather said...

Happy Birthday! And Grats on 300! Quite an accomplishment today you should be proud. So do something crazy, eat lots of calories, and dance in the rain because none of it counts on your birthday.

Justin said...

300. You're slightly more than 90 ahead of me. I'll catch you.

Happy Birthday...

Anthony said...

Happy Birthday.

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Think Frustrated said...

Happy Burfday. It must be a dirty picture becuase my computer at work won't show it (the shame).

Nick said...

I have over 700 posts on my blog.

The Dummy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I'm gonna send you some diapers.

miss kendra said...

birthday wishes!

Tim said...

Happy B-day. Sept 7th is a cool birthday, but the 17th is the coolest of all.

Nance said...

Happy Birthday and here's to THE 300! Wait...isn't that, like, a movie or something...?

Thérèse said...

Happy birthday, Wild one!

Have a great birthday weekend!

Bill said...

Wow ... I've been out of town, here and there, in hotels and with relatives, and finally got back today (and with a cold, sniffle, sniffle) and I find I'm just in time to say, "Happy birthday!"

So ... Happy birthday! Hope it kicks ass!

Melissa said...

I tried really hard to get you Viggo for your special day but he just wouldn't stay in the shipping crate even though I popped air holes in it and everything.

Ahhh well. Next year I will be better prepared. Happy, happy, birthday Brookelina! :)

matty said...

Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!

Tits McGee said...

Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff.

cajunvegan said...

Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true.

Sysm said...

ok. we've got to get this fucker to 100.
who's with me?

Sysm said...

Nobody?

Jesus, people. Y'all used to be up for a comment orgy.

Toby said...

Happy Birthday Brooke - with an "e" or without? You're still HOT!

Toby said...

Caribbean rum cakes? Or Cake in general?

All Mod Cons said...

Happy Birthday!

Nick said...

I'm with you Sysm! I'd follow you to hell, sir.

Nick said...

even if I have to do it myself.

Nick said...

but first I have to eat brunch. Then: TO HELL!

Nick said...

and by "TO HELL!" I mean "to 100 comments".

Nick said...

So... I'll be back after brunch.

Nick said...

I mean, I'll probably be back. I may want to take a nap first, so maybe not right away.

Nick said...

Is there anything better than food followed by a nap?

Nick said...

There isn't, in case you were wondering.

Nick said...

Anyone who says otherwise is in Al-Qaeda.

Nick said...

Fucking terrorists and there anti-nap, anti-brunch teachings...

Makes me sad.

Nick said...

Ok, I'm seriously going now. But I'll maybe be back later, probably.

Spinning Girl said...

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sysm said...

Who wants to go to Hell on an empty stomach?

Sysm said...

For there is no Brunch in Hell.

Sysm said...
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Sysm said...

Nothing but popcorn.

Sysm said...

Burnt

Sysm said...

Microwave

Sysm said...

Popcorn.

Sysm said...

There are many things better than food followed by a nap, Nick.

Sysm said...

In fact, if your standard protocol is to nap following a meal,

Sysm said...

that could account, in part, for some of your dating woes.

Sysm said...

Again, my friend, to "sleep" with someone may or may not actually involve sleeping.

Sysm said...

More often it involves activities that only lead to crying and recriminations.

Sysm said...

Though, to be fair, the difference in what I describe and what you describe isn't that great. Both often involve drooling.

Nick said...

Food is never a disappointment, neither is a nap.

Nick said...

no one ever regrets taking a nap.

Nick said...

more times than not, the same can be said for food.

Nick said...

there's never an awkward silence after eating food.

Nick said...

no muffled laughter.

Nick said...

food will never break up with you on your birthday.

Nick said...

I welcome your poop jokes with open arms.

Übermilf said...

September birthdays are the best.

Sysm said...

september birthdays are for layabouts, cads and bounders.

jiggs said...

hooray! happy birthday scarlet brookie

sleepydog said...

Damn, I'm always late for the party...Happy belated Birthday Brookelina!! Have some cake :)

Bone said...

OK, if you're gonna have a birthday on a weekend, you're gonna have to pre-advertise it, so I won't be late :)

Hope you had a wonderful birthday and got more cake than anyone.

Übermilf said...

Sysm is a big fat liar.

Nick said...

He is not a liar!

Sysm said...

Ubie - words can hurt. When used judiciously.



Look at me! I'm number 69.

Sysm said...

Look at me! I'm 70.

I'm totally fucking old.

Tits McGee said...

Damn it, Sysm. I wanted 69.

Nick said...

I can help with that.

Hypersonic said...

Happy (belated) Birthday Ms. Hip. Belated because I was visiting my famioly, but just as happy.

Scarlet Hip said...

Thank you for all my birthday wishes!

I'm a little veklempt.

thephoenixnyc said...

Happy Birthday Brooke. You are as sweet, lovely, classy and funny as the come. MUAH!

Sysm said...

25 to go?

Sysm said...

Piece of cake.

Sysm said...

Which I can't believe,

Sysm said...

btw

Sysm said...

that no one in your family

Sysm said...

no one!

Sysm said...

Got you a fucking cake.

Sysm said...

Not that anyone should eat a "fucking cake"

Sysm said...

Which is, rumor has it, a cake one may only enjoy post-coitus.

Sysm said...

Which is, by coincidence, the name of my new breakfast cereal.

Sysm said...

But in looking up the proper spelling of "coitus",

Sysm said...

because spelling correctly (or attempting to) is somewhat polite,

Sysm said...

I came across (ha!)

Sysm said...

a phrase hitherto unknown to me:

Sysm said...

"coitus reservatus"

Sysm said...

which has a definition that is so far-fetched

Sysm said...

that i can't believe it actually exists:

Sysm said...

"the postponement or avoidance of ejaculation, to prolong sexual intercourse."

Sysm said...

That's just crazy talk.

Sysm said...

The only way to postpone that is to stimulate your third nipple.

Sysm said...

And I will have no truck

Sysm said...

with the tri benipped.

Sysm said...

it's just....

Sysm said...

wrong.

Scarlet Hip said...

100!

Happy now?

Stevie Wonder is a musical genius!

egan said...

Wow, I just missed out. Happy belated bday.

Nick said...

Don't judge us, Sysm.

Tits McGee said...

Mmm...fucking cake.