Friday, September 28, 2007

Just Say Woah

People, I have a confession. I have an addiction. I know I know, it's shameful and humiliating, but it's true. Despite the fact that I'm usually able to control my illicit and unsavory needs, every few years I break down and practically offer up my first born for that one little taste. For some 25 years now I've been strung out on the sweet stuff. And now the urge is calling again. I can hear it in my dreams....woooooahhh....woooahhhh...wooooahhhh.....



I'm so addicted I've sunk to the bottom of the barrel - whoring my blog out for my own selfish needs. I'll sell my soul to the devil for two tickets to this Friday's (October 5th) Bruce Springsteen show at the Philadelphia Spectrum. Come on, help a sister out.

17 comments:

Bill said...

Bruuuuuuuccccccccceeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Can't help you with the tickets. But I can appreciate you're plight.

In the absence of tickets, I suggest the DVD "Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band - Live in New York City."

Bill said...

I meant "your" not "you're." I ain't no Bush, childrens.

Sizzle said...

aw, wish i could help a sistah out.

yournamehere said...

I have two tickets but I've already promised them to some chick who works at a strip club in Camden.

Übermilf said...

I thought New Jersians were issued tickets at birth.

Scarlet Hip said...

Bill - the Bush disease is catching! But for now I'll just hit the youtube videos to get me through.

Sizz - thanks sistah!

Todd - so you can end up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags?

Ubie - you would think, right?

Rrramone said...

As addictions go, Bruce ain't bad. ;-)

Scarlet Hip said...

Rrramone - ain't bad? Watch that video and tell me that "ain't bad!"

Teddy Bear Giraffe said...

I can see why you got hooked. Sorry I can't help though; they don't sell tickets to stuffed animals.
xoxo
(you know who)

Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top said...

If I had Bruce Springsteen tickets, I would gladly give them to you.

Princess of the Universe said...

I would also cheerfully give up my tickets to you...
Now if it were Bon Jovi - that's a whole different story!

cajunvegan said...

Even though I have converted it to CD's, I still own Live/1975-85 on cassettes ... first boxed set I ever owned. Maybe that's why I still have not parted with the cassettes.

My Favorite Springsteen song of all time: "I'm on Fire."

Have a great weekend.

ÜberFlounder said...

E-Street band or that lame ass band that he toured with two years ago?

jiggs said...

Does he still have that tight ass?

Melliferous Pants said...

At least you're not addicted to Ice Breaker Sours...my tongue peeled last week.

Scarlet Hip said...

So much for my blogging community coming up with the big score!

The Dummy said...

It's Friday!! Have you assaulted any nice old ladies crossing the street to the concert to get your tickets?