Monday, September 17, 2007

The Name Game

I stole this from Todd. I have no excuse other than my mind is elsewhere these days. And I'm lazy. And I'm in a writing rut.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Marigold Toyota

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Hazelnut Oreo (Yeah, not so tough)

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
B But (I'm using Butler as my last name here - for when I marry Gerard. Best to be prepared I always say. Plus it's a much funnier name this way.

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Dog

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Alison Atlantic

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
But Br (See? Much funnier)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Margarita

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Mark Eddie

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Tommy Bahama Snickers

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Joan Lewis

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Surran Sydney

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Rose - Todd and I are twinsies!

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Watermelon Flip Floppy

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Muffin Fig

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Cooking Thunder Tour


Sysm said...

"Muffin Fig" is now my favorite euphemism.

I haven't decided yet what it'll stand in for.

sue said...

Oh, these are great!

Princess of the Universe said...

That is fantastic...I'll have to steal this sometime soon.

Valley Girl said...

Porn Star name=(1) the name of your first pet + (2) the name of the street your grew up on, making mine:

Goldie Orinda LOL

Sizzle said...

can i please call you muffin fig from now on?


(i'm stealing this for when i have writer's block.)

Scarlet Hip said...

Sysm - it will be our secret password for the Brute Squad.

Sue - they are a hoot to do!

Princess - please do.

Valley Girl - that may be the most perfect porn star name ever. Orinda sounds so...dirty.

Sizz - I had no idea Muffin Fig would get this reaction. It is quite adorable though.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

This was funny and made me laugh - thanks :) I needed it...

jamwall said...

My soap opera name is Caruso Sudzy.

Sysm said...

Is this how you want to spend your time?

Why don't you get a job, or something?

Think Frustrated said...

Ha. Your detective name is crappy beer.

Bone said...

Sparky Malibu, here. I'm about to embark on The Golfing Snow tour.


Nance said...

Hippy name: Coffee Willow

Superhero Name: The Pink Dirty Martini

Soap Opera Name: Jane Lorain

Detective Name: Red Cow

Rock Star Name: Twinkles Toyota

Okay, so which one of these is the REAL ME, yearning to break free???

Spinning Girl said...


Mad Munkey said...

I can recall my 4th adn 6th grade teachers names, but 5th is a big blur. Musta been all that acid. hahaha - I keed. I keed.