Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Tuesday Ten #5

Ten Things I Wanted for my Birthday but Didn't Get

A cake

A puppy

Pretty clothes

A naked man


Beachfront Property

A new car

A tree growing money

World Peace

A cigarette

I'm off to an interview. Wish me luck.


Princess of the Universe said...

Yay! First!
You didn't get a cake? Honey that's so sad! Give me your address so I can send you some...

PS- Good luck on the interview!

Neil said...

Good luck with the interview!

By the way, can the naked man be Jewish?

Sizzle said...

ok so maybe not getting diamonds or a new car makes sense but no cake? for the girl who wants the most cake?! that's just wrong. can i fed ex you a cupcake?

and seriously, is that man's ass for real? it's too round and perfect.

Bill said...

Hmm ... that's kind of a pricey wish list except for the cake. Ok, I'd be willing to spring for that.

btw ... that dog looks like MY dog! Mind you, Molly's considerably larger than that now ...

As for that man's ass ... I DO NOT want to see that ass when that guy hits 50. It'll be dragging on the damn ground like a deflated dirigible!

Bill said...

oh yes ... good luck with the interview!

Susie said...

Good luck at your interview and happy late birthday!

Übermilf said...

Well, you didn't get herpes, either, so count your blessings.

Tits McGee said...


Now let's put on our diamonds and some pretty clothes and smoke cigarettes and eat cake with naked men and puppies in our new car under the money tree at our beachfront property while discussing world peace.

Nance said...


(what the hell kinda birthday is it with no cake?)

matty said...

Wait. Did you really want that cig or that boy taking a toke?

...wish for that boy!

I'm sorry you didn't get a puppy or world peace for your birthday. But, I hope you did get the biggest piece of the cake!


...and I know you're kicking ass at the interview. They'd be fools not to hire you!!!!

matty said...



You mean you had no cake from which to take a piece?!?!?!?!?!

This is not right!

It is one thing to not get a tree growing money or a naked man -- but to be denied a bday cake on your special day is just out and out wrong!

Did you at least get a cookie?!?!?

Heather said...

Oh my lord! That is one fine chunk of ass. Maybe since you didnt get him for your birthday I'll get him for mine :P

Scarlet Hip said...

Princess - well I got a piece of cake. But not a great big cake with my name on it - which is probably best since I'd still be eating it now.

Neil - the naked man can worship the devil if he has that ass.

Sizz - is there really a thing as an ass that's too perfect?

Suzie - thank you!
Bill - so what you're saying is if a guy has a skinny flabby ass at 25, it will be more attractive at 50? I don't buy it.

Bill - thank you!

Scarlet Hip said...

Ubie - your bright side is kind of dark.

Tits - can we do all this naked?

Nance - I'm back on my diet. No cake for me. It's a sad sad story.

Matty - see, you're the only one who understood that I really want the man smoking the cigarette. I want HIS cigarette. Ahem.

Matty - I did get a piece of cake with a candle in it, and a very cute waiter singing happy birthday. Thank you for your concern.

Heather - yes, that would be...weird.

Toby said...

How about a 5# cake? Best wishes.

Sizzle said...

perfect asses scare me and my imperfect ass has an inferiority complex. ;)

hope the interview went well!

Dan-E said...

happy belated birthday ms. wose. hey, if no one bought you any cake, go ahead and get treat yourself to one. you deserve it.

i hope your interview went well.

jiggs said...

I would have gotten ou a cake if I was there dude. And then I would have gotten tasty naked for you.

Think Frustrated said...

Next year, I'm getting you a cake shaped like a naked man smoking a cigarette, driving a diamond-encrusted car with a puppy wearing pretty clothes in the back. You'll have to figure out the rest on your own.

Justin said...

This is kinda sad, man. You make me sad.

Scarlet Hip said...

Toby - a diamond cake? That could be difficult. How about a naked man cake? Or a naked man covered in cake! Oh oh...I need a moment.

Sizz - perfect asses do not scare me. They inspire me.

Dan-e - I'm dieting anyway. Next year!

Jiggs - I hope that meant you would have gotten naked for me in a tasty manner, and not that you would have sent Tasty in as a stunt double.

Jacob - I'll be sure to send you my address as soon as possible.

Justin - you can cheer both of us up by sending some diamonds this way.

jamwall said...

That nude man was me before I started taking up sex with trees and drinking Lysol.

Tits McGee said...

Hells yeah.

Scarlet Hip said...

Jamwall - well stop doing that dammit.

Tits - yeah baby!

matty said...

I'm quite relieved you got a piece of cake served by a hot waiter.

I really am.