Monday, June 05, 2006

The Spaminator

This fuckwit has spammed me repeatedly for the last six months. I have even written to him to tell him to knock it the fuck off and yet he just keeps hitting my blog - mostly in my archives. Please note his email address and then continue reading for further instructions.

All the best to you! (deepseas8880@yahoo.com) wrote:

Hi, Fellow!I like your blog!I just came across your blog and wanted todrop you a note telling you how impressed I was with the information you have posted here.I have a pet center (link removed) site. It pretty much covers pet center related subjects.Come and check it out if you get time :-)

Best regards!

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Here is my response.

Hi asshole!

Thanks for spamming me for at least the 30th time in six months! I am writing you back to let you know that I am not only going to post this on my blog for other people's entertainment, but I am going to have all my blog friends sign your email address up for every gay porn and penis enlargement site on the internet!

All the best to you too!

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That's deepseas8880@yahoo.com. Go forth and spam!

Thank you very much for your assistance in this matter.

19 comments:

Melanie was here said...

Maybe that blogger thing of justice should target him.

jackt said...

Man those spammers suck. I moderate all comments from new commenters on mine, but it's still annoying to have to review these spam ones.

sleepydog said...

Boy am I ever glad that I never mentioned my Pet Center site to you :)

I'll be sure to sign the fuckwit up for some really hienous stuff for you !

jiggs said...

wait!

the person who owns that email address might not be the person spamming you.

Sometimes I get email that bounces back that was "sent" from my address. As far as I can tell, spammers sometimes use my address as the return.

Brookelina said...

Actually he's answered my emails, so I know it's him. Get him!!!!

sunshine said...

I fucking hate spammers.

I was afraid to go to the porn sites so instead I googled "sign up for free" and landed on a treasure trove of bogus marketing sites.

Signed him up for free magazines, newsletters, and gave him passwords like "blahblahblah."

The Pharmaceutical Business Online Review site was the best. Mr. Spaminator will now be receiving e-newsletters from: Therapeutic Area News, Epidemiology News, Medical Devices News and so forth.

Happy reading for him.

Hope this helps and hope you are enjoying your summer vacation so far!

sunshine said...

His Yahoo email account should be exploding right about now.

Brookelina said...

Woohoo!! Well done Sunshine!

Sizzle said...

ooooh! i love a good cause. ;)

Jill said...

I love the way you think.

Bill said...

Never trust any email or comment that begins, "I really like your blog." Flattery seems to be the calling card of spam.

Mone said...

you go girl!!

Brookelina said...

Unbelievable! The asshole did it again!!!

Flounder said...

My favorite part of that spam is "Hi, Fellow!"

Flounder said...

I am proud to tell you that your friend will be receiving weekly newsletters from the following:

Rugs USA
Factory Direct Crafters
Panera Bread
The Purpose Driven Life
Bella Online Adoption Agency
The National Football League
ESPN.com
Party Poker.net
The Boston red Sox
And over 500 auto dealerships in North America. (my wife's former company does all the internet marketing for these car dealers, and his e-mail has been added to their database for each one.)

Hell hath no fury...

Blonde Vigilante said...

Done and done. He won't know what hit him.

Brookelina said...

I love my blog friends.

Flounder said...

...and we wuv you Ms Wose.

Alistair! said...

ooo cyber-retribution...I'm in!!