Saturday, June 10, 2006

Go Ahead....


Ask me anything**.
(idea stolen borrowed from Todd)

**Added note - Ask me anything about me - personal stuff, opinions, thoughts in general. I will answer as honestly as possible. And as was briliantly stated by Todd the first time he did this post, stupid silly questions will receive stupid silly answers.

67 comments:

Miss Syl said...

Why must all antibacterial dish soap be orange-colored?

Heh, well you said anything. And I've always wondered.

ChickyBabe said...

Should I have a coffee or a Vodka at 3.48 pm?

Neil said...

If a male blogger decided to marry a illegal immigrant with a young school-age daughter just so he could enroll the child in your school, meet you during a parents-teachers' conference, and ask you out on a date, would you consider that stalking?

Bill said...

Why doesn't everyone agree with me?

Brookelina said...

Syl - you have a blog about sex and you are asking me about dish soap? I'm so disappointed.

Chicky - depends, do you want to stay up late or pass out drunk?

Neil - define "stalking."

Bill - because you're always wrong?

Anthony said...

Why has it been so long since I've left a comment here?

Brookelina said...

Because obviously you don't love me anymore, Anthony.

Flounder said...

Can God make a rock that is so heavy that not even He could lift it?

Miss Syl said...

Well, I thought it was worth a shot. You're a teacher and all, you might have some edumacated science-class answer I didn't think of.

Though I bristle at it being called a *stupid* question. ;-) It's more of an "unsolved mystery," imho.

My blog is about many things. I just use the label "sex blog" to lure in the dull-witted so I can roll them for cash. (I'm not including you in that category, btw.)

But, anyway. Given that your answer hints to your expecting a sexually-tinged question from me, I will revise my question:

What is your opinion about the use of sex toys in a relationship, and do you have any recommendations of particular models you feel all women should own (or ought to stay the hell away from)?

~d said...

What is your favorite music RIGHT NOW?

Ruben said...

Hi Brooke. Haven't heard from you in ages. How are you and I assume it was a handsome man that distracted you from us bloggers? lol

Brookelina said...

Flounder - it's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be in church asking this question?

Miss Syl - you are absolutely right, calling your question stupid was rude. I apologize. My guess is that the first company that created it made it orange, and the rest of them just copied due to lack of imagination.

As for sex toys (woohoo!), I think anything that keeps things new and exciting is a definite yes in any relationship - as long as both parties are good with it. And because I am not an afficionado on sex toys, I will have to do a great deal of "research" before I can answer the other part of that question with any sort of authority. And ...err...I thank you for that.

~d - right now The Killers (Hot Fuss) and Green Day (American Idiot)are on constant rotation in my sound system. I am also always maintaining my 30 year love for The Boss.

Ruben!!! Hello stranger!! Oh dear, you sure stepped on a land mine with that one. Yes, there was a man for a while - but I have never written about him here - not directly anyway. There was a reason for that - shame for being an idiot not just once, but twice. To give you a hint, click here to see how things started up - yet again (scroll to number 5) and then here to see how things turned out - yet again. Why I went back to him, I'll never know. It may have had something to do with sex...

Lushy said...

What is your most embarrassasing moment?

Brookelina said...

Oh thank you Lushy. I just love reliving my many humiliations.

It would have to be the time I almost threw up all over a boy I was flirting with in a bar in Sydney. Fortunately I made it to the toilet, but I was so embarassed afterwards that I dragged my best friend - and hair holder - away from our cuties. It wasn't until I was on the ferry that I realized I had left my purse behind. In my drunken stupor, I called the bar as soon as I got home, and the bartender told me that my "boyfriend" had taken my purse for me. So not only was I completely humiliated, but I had been fleeced as well.

Believe it or not, the boy showed up on my doorstep the next day to return my purse. Hard to believe, huh? What a hero! Even harder to believe that he asked me out to dinner after my disturbing behavior the night before. I couldn't imagine why he would want to go out with me after all that. It became much clearer when I saw that he was wearing a wedding ring. Apparently my hero was just looking for a little side action.

Embarrassing on so many levels.

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

Do you really read the history of the day on Jigg's blog or do you just skip to the other stuff?

Dana said...

Oh, I have one, I have one: Do panties and bras have to match? If so, why. If not, why not.

(I personally don't think they do. And I would never be coordinated enough to pull such a thing off every day, but I know people who think they should.)

Brookelina said...

Poo - I always skip down to the juicy stuff. Once I have absorbed all of the Jiggy goodness, then I move to the history so I can further my continuing education goals.

Brookelina said...

Oh Lynn, good one! I had to mull this one over for a bit.

There was a time, a very long time, that I would not leave the house unless I was wearing matching bra & panties - and they had to be from the same bra & panties set. Lately, however, I have taken to simply matching color as closely as possible and have not bought a matching set in years.

But this brings up an interesting question. When I wore those matching sets, I was getting a helluva lot more action. So now I'm wondering - was I getting more action because I was wearing hot sexy undies and giving off that sexy vixen vibe without knowing it? Or was I wearing those sexy sets because I was getting more action and wanted to keep my man "at attention" so to speak.

Hmmmm.....maybe I need to go get me some new sexy sets and do a little experiment...

Miss Syl said...

I always forget that tone never translates exactly on the 'Net. Just for clarity, I wasn't really bothered that you said "stupid," I was just joking. And the first question I didn't *really* want an answer to, I was just trying to make you laugh. But apparently I just frustrated you, which was so totally not my purpose. Looks to me like a couple of people below me had the same idea.

Apparently, something about you makes people want to make you laugh. Not a bad thing, all told.

And as for the invitation to sex toy experimentation--you're quite welcome. AlwaysArousedGirl has been singing the praises of her new Njoy a lot lately, to the point I'm getting jealous and may have to do something about it. Though, on the other hand, from the looks of it, I might be able to just, y'know, buy a pretty, curved kitchen faucet from Home Depot instead.

Brookelina said...

I'm sorry if it seemed like frustration, it was actually the effects of a bad night of insomnia. Notice the 3:09 timestamp on my origial response to you. That's waaaaaay past my bedtime. I'm a bitchy little twat when I don't get enough sleep.

I definitely agree with you on the Njoy. It looks like a pipe. Which once again proves my theory that everything in the universe eventually becomes a phallic symbol.

yournamehere said...

If you could live any place, money is no object, but it had to be in the continental United States, where would you live and why? If you could live anywhere in the world, money being no object, where and why?

And it's okay that you "stole" this from me. You stole my heart months ago.

Brookelina said...

This is totally the kind of question I would ask, and I know this is on your mind with your big move coming up. If I could live any place in the US - it would be a certain house on the beach at the Jersey Shore. It's this big beautiful Cape Cod on a double lot with absolutely amazing unobstructed views. It's my dream home, and in today's market would probably go for about 15 million.

As for elsewhere in the world, my first instinct was to say Sydney, my favorite city of all. But since I already have my 15 million dollar beach home at the Jersey Shore, I'm going to say a villa in Tuscany - with fig trees and grapevines and horses and dogs.

As for stealing your heart, it's better than stealing your wallet. Which I may have to start doing if I ever want to actually buy one of these homes.

Brian said...

(In my best Barbara Walters impression) If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

sleepydog said...

What is your favorite "hair metal" band ?

jungle jane said...

Is it really all that bad to put cats in the washing machine to get the mud off their paws?

Flounder said...

Can we ask more than one question?

Flounder said...

If so...

If you are the so-called "Queen of Soup", how come you have never posted a soup recipe?

Flounder said...

Unfortunately Brooke, the city of Ventnor pulled an eminent domain on the owners of that house, sold the land to developers and now there are 6 condos there.

Well, it could happen.

Blonde Vigilante said...

If you were a cake...what kind of cake would you be and why?

Brookelina said...

Brian - hmmmm, well since I like to smell nice all the time, I would be a toiletry.

Sleepdog - dude, I'm from Jersey. Bon Jovi all the way.

Jane - yes, it pisses them off.

Flounder - no. Just kidding. That's a good question. The answer is that I have never written down one of my recipes. I do most of my cooking by eye. But if you have a request, I will do my best.

Flounder - ha, it could happen in Ventnor. Good thing the house isn't there.

Brookelina said...

Blonde - oooooooh cake. I think I'd be a vanilla cake soaked in Grand Marnier. Forever drunk. Or a fruitcake, since nobody eats them I'd live forever! Or a coffee cake, then I'd always have coffee with me.

I can't decide. One of those three.

Thérèse said...

I always want to ask questions on posts like this but for some reason usually come up with only blanks when put on the spot. All right then.

Brooke, why are you so wonderful, and where exactly is the cake?

Brookelina said...

Oh dear. I am so far from wonderful. I'm bitchy and moody and need to lose a few pounds. I'm also incredibly gullible and stupid. But I'll write more about that later. Thank you though, for thinking I'm wonderful. I think you are pretty fucking special yourself.

Have I mentioned that I love cake?

The real me said...

Such wonderful insight from our lovely BB.

I watched "A History of Violence" this weekend and have to say, although Viggo was damn fine, the movie sucked.

Question relates to that:

If your husband of several years suddenly was "outed" as a ruthless killer, would you run for your life or stand by your man?

Alistair! said...

Swallow or spit? ( Hey! You said ask anything!)

The Dummy said...

If train A left the station at 5pm and headed east at 65 miles per hour...

;)

sleepydog said...

Creamy or Chunky Peanut Butter ?

Brookelina said...

TRM - well if it was Viggo, what do you think? Ok I'm going to have to rent this so I can see the circumstances (and Viggo's ass) but I would most likely stand by my man. I'm stupid loyal like that.

Alistair - swallow of course. Spitting on perfectly good sheets is just wrong.

DD - let's just hope Train A is heading east with a man on it for me. And speed it up please.

Sleepy - chunky for sure.

Brookelina said...

I wonder if anyone is actually reading any of these answers. My guess is no.

Blonde Vigilante said...

I read my answer and I'd go with the drunk cake...except instead of Grand Marnier, I would choose champagne. Drunk and rich...that's what I'm talking about.

sleepydog said...

Personally, I'm reading every answer, because how often does one get to partake in the wisdom of a goddess ?? (Plus the Peanut Butter question has been keeping me up at night)

Alistair! said...

So, what does it taste like? hehehehe

mernitman said...

reading the answers of COURSE, ms. b, and my question is: how often do you untie that hair knot sitting atop your wide-smiling head (or is that just an old picture of you)?

jiggs said...

Why can't I get laid?

Paulo Gama said...

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:)

Brookelina said...

Blonde - right there with ya.

Sleepy - I dream of peanut butter too.

Alistair - I could set you up with a nice guy I know so you can find out for yourself.

Billy - this knot is what keeps my head on top of my neck. It's all very scientific.

Jiggs - because you are not willing to compromise your values!

Paolo - hi to you and Portugal!

G3T Films said...

Knowing how much you love your Aussies, are you dripping with excitment over the win today?

Brookelina said...

g3t - I drip with excitement for anything Aussie.

Spinning Girl said...

Cher: Discuss.

Also, when are you most at peace?

Janet said...

Living in a desert, I have never, ever seen a cockroach. Now I am moving and the thought of dealing with these creatures disturbs me. Is there any way around this?

Brookelina said...

SG - Cher = fabulous. Nuff said.

As for peace, the first image that popped into my head was of me on the beach back home. And not during summer either - I love it best when there is a slight chill in the air, nobody is around, and the salty sea scent is pervasive. I feel at peace just thinking about it.
A close second is when my apartment is perfectly scrubbed and neat and smells of various cleaning supplies. And that just shows what a freak I am.

Brookelina said...

Janet - where exactly are you moving that you are so concerned about cockroaches? I suggest this for your fear. Good luck!

sandra said...

Hmm. Men: why with the dipshit so much of the time?

Kallun said...

What was your reason for originally going to Australia?

Brookelina said...

Sandra - if you are asking me why men are dipshits most of the time, I have no answer for that. If I did I'd be rich.

Anita said...

Do you look anything at all like your profile cartoon? (I can tell you're a smartass so don't make up anything about not having a nose.)

What age did you lose your virginity and to what type of boy/man?

Brookelina said...

Kallun - for a boy of course. I met him in Europe while backpacking and spent a few weeks with him. Actually I met many Australians in Europe, and they all said the same thing, "Come to Oz!" The difference between Aussies and Americans is that Aussies mean what they say. When they invite you someplace they actually want you to come. So after I returned from my European tour, I spent about nine months in the States saving up my money and then I took off for Oz. I was meant to stay three months. I stayed almost two years.

Brookelina said...

Anita - I look nothing like this picture. But I like to think I resemble her spirit.

I did not have sex until I was 18 and in my first year of college. I was probably the only virgin at my high school graduation. He was a well-known local surfer boy and I basically used him to relieve the burden of my virginity. To this day I'm not sure if he actually knew it was my first time. I never told him.

Gwen said...

How is it that when the moon is 1/2 full...it looks like you sliced it in half and the edge is straight. Shouldn't it STILL BE CURVED??? WTF?

Brookelina said...

Gwen - I knew I shouldn't have given up that job at NASA!

jiggs said...

stupid values!

Dana said...

I don't think men care about underwear. They just want action. But I would love to know how your experiment works out.

Übermilf said...

I'm back! What'd I miss?

Tits McGee said...

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Anita said...

relieve the burden of my virginity

You make it sound so mechanical! Like putting away the groceries or something. I guess that's pretty much how the first time is. Fair enough.

I will, however, continue to believe that you look exactly like the cartoon.

King of Cake said...

Wow. Someone asked about cake!!! I think you are a savvy cake-picker. I would be thinking more about aesthetics and wind up regretting my decision (but only a little! Because how can you regret cake?!)

I think the coffee cake is brilliant. I also notice I don't seem to be asking you any questions. Hmm.

Brookelina said...

My King has returned!!