Thursday, June 01, 2006

50 Random Questions

I stole this from the Ramblin' Sandra, who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else, and so on... and so on... and so on...
  1. What curse word do you use the most? As insults, I'm partial to fuckwit and dipshit. They rhyme, so it works out well for me. For general expletives, fuck is my go-to curse word.
  2. Do you own an iPod? No. I'm so ashamed.
  3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most? Am I supposed to have a MySpace too? Fuck, I'm so not with the times.
  4. What time is your alarm clock set for? My alarm clock is off for the next two months. Psych!
  5. What color is your room? Sage and lilac.
  6. Flip flops or sneakers? Flip-flops. This is Florida after all.
  7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture. Unless I'm drunk. Or backpacking. Or drunk backpacking.
  8. What was the last movie you watched? I'm watching The Princess Bride at this very moment. Right now they are in the fire swamp with the ROUS's. It's all very exciting. See how I multi-task?
  9. Do any of your friends have children? Practically all of them.
  10. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Only once. Now he sleeps with the fishes.
  11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? Tylenol PM is the greatest invention since fire.
  12. What CD is currently in your CD player? Buffalo Tom, Big Red Letter Day
  13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Diet Coke.
  14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Yes.
  15. Have you ever given someone a hickey? hehehe... yes.
  16. Who was the last person to call you? Call me what?
  17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Oh I am sure that some people do.
  18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? The question should be, "Which cartoons did I not watch as a child?"
  19. How many siblings do you have? Four older brothers. And it is as hellish as it sounds.
  20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? Yeah, shyness has always been a big problem for me.
  21. What movie do you know every line to? Ghostbusters, Aliens, The Godfather, Field of Dreams, The Princess Bride, Animal House...I'm stopping now...this is getting embarassing.
  22. Do you own any band t-shirts? Not since the 80's.
  23. What is your favorite salad dressing? I have my own secret recipe.
  24. Do you read for fun? Of course I do. How sad is it that this question is even being asked?
  25. Do you cry a lot? I cry at the drop of a hat. I could win an Academy Award.
  26. Who was the last person to text message you? I don't remember. Don't make me go check my cell phone. We had a little accident with a puddle today and it's not happy with me at all.
  27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Both.
  28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? No, I am not wanting for piercings or tattoos. I have both and I'm good, thanks.
  29. What is the weather like? Come on - June in Florida. It's hotter than seven hells out there.
  30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? As long as he had six pack abs.
  31. Is sex before marriage wrong? If sex before marriage is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  32. When was the last time you slept on the floor? Last year at a slumber party. Seriously.
  33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? As many as possible.
  34. Are you in love or lust? Fuck you.
  35. Are your days full and fast-paced? Full, fast-paced, and action packed!
  36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? I read them, paying attention to them is another matter.
  37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? And fuck you again.
  38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? I wouldn't say picky so much as fastidious.
  39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? A bunch of us went the day after prom. I don't like to talk about it.
  40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I like both sexes. As friends I mean. I like both sexes as friends. I don't like both sexes for sex. I like boys for sex. Not girls for sex. Not that there is anything wrong with that...I'm sorry, what was the question again?
  41. Do you like cottage cheese? Mmmmm...cottage cheese.
  42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? How should I know what what position I'm in when I'm sleeping?
  43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay? I just won an auction not ten minutes ago! Ebay rules!
  44. Do you enjoy giving hugs? I do. I'm a hugger. Somebody give me a hug. Come on.
  45. What song did you last sing out loud? Dream On in my car at the top of my lungs. The volume on the radio was so loud my car was shaking. It was awesome. Not my singing of course, my singing sucked.
  46. What is your favorite TV show? Currently my favorites are Lost, Prison Break, and 24. And pretty much anything on HGTV. But Buffy is my all-time favorite.
  47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? Viggo Mortensen, preferably alive. In a hotel room. On a tropical island. Clothing optional.
  48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Just now when I was answering number 47.
  49. What one thing do you wish you had? Besides number 47? I wish I had more money than I could possibly spend in ten lifetimes.
  50. Favorite lyrics?
    Out on the road today
    I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
    A little voice inside my head said
    "Don't look back. You can never look back."
    I thought I knew what love was
    What did I know
    Those days are gone forever
    I should just let them go but...

    Don Henley, The Boys of Summer
Have fun storming the castle!


ChickyBabe said...

Boys of Summer is a recurring theme on this blog... (one of my favs too)

*Hugs from Sydney*

jungle jane said...

hey egan did you notice brooke has a zit on her chin?

jungle jane said...

fuck. wrong blog. ooops.

Übermilf said...

I talk TO you behind your back.

I made a hand puppet of you, and we go shopping, and to the movies, and eat ice cream.

I made a puppet of Viggo, too. They sleep together in my sock drawer.

Melanie was here said...

Mind if I borrow this? I'm a little needy for material as of late.

I also lust for Viggo. Effin' A he is SMOKIN' hot!

Brookelina said...

Chicky - that's because it's the greatest song in the history of songs. Thank you for the Sydney hug. Oh how I miss it there.

Jane - you have something in your teeth.

Ubie - I will happily be your hand puppet. I love shopping and movies and ice cream. And I get to sleep with Viggo. What more could I want?

Melanie - please feel free to borrow. The post, not the Viggo.

jungle jane said...

Weird how hard foreskin is to remove with dental floss, eh??

jackt said...

huuuhhh huhh huhh hhuuuhh hey beavith... hehh ehheheh ehheeh thith lady thaid "fuck" like... hehhh ehhehh heh hehe 5 timeth. heheh hhhehhh hehh. cool. hheheh heheh how come we don't have teachers like her.. hehh hehh hheheehh who like, thay "fuck" hehh hheeehhhh

Melanie was here said...

If I have the opportunity, I will be borrowing both. Sorry, Charlie.

Bill said...

I asked Sizzle this and now I;m asking you ... what the hell is Six Flages? And why six? Why not five? seven?

I would do this meme but there are too damn many questions. I have a short attention span. Go past ten, and you lose me ... at least as far as answering them goes.

Still, I may give it a go.

Bill said...

I wish I could type properly.

Flounder said...

You know Brooke, I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun.
You got that hair slicked back and those wayfarers on, baby.

Flounder said...

And by the way...

It's Great Adventure. Only Shoobies call it Six Flags!

yournamehere said...

Six Flags is a chain, whereas Great Adventure is the name of a specific park within said chain.

That being said, there's a Six Flags park in Louisville called Kentucky Kingdom. DON'T GO THERE! I feel for people traveling across the country who see a sign for Six Flags and are all excited, then go to tiny, dirty, overpriced Kentucky Kingdom. It is the Stephen Baldwin of the Six Flags empire.

Blonde Vigilante said...


Not kisses, cause I'm a chick and I know you don't get down like that.

Six Flags the day after prom? Don't tell me you were drinking the night before? Oh the horror.

Jill said...


No, not for you! For VIGGO!


Hugging would so not be my first inclination.

Diedre said...

It'll take a miracle.

Egan said...

Ha, nice one there on #17. Hugs?

Think Frustrated said...

In IL, we have Great America (in the six flags family). It's gay. Lots of white gangsta wanna bees hang out preying on 14 year-old girls who separated from their families.

Toby said...

I didn't read through all of it, I didn't read any of it.

Brookelina said...

Jane - you just made me throw up a little.

jackt - ahhhh, come to Butthead.

Melanie - see if I ever let you borrow anything again!

Bill - you seem stressed. Have you consider sedation therapy?

Flounder - you rule.

Flounder - shhhh, they don't know they are shoobies.

Todd - I hate Great Adventure. I do not like vomit rides or parking two miles from my destination. Nor do I enjoy the hot blazing sun burning into my skin while navigating my way through the various odors of the masses.

Blonde - of course I was drinking. It was the only way I could stand my date.

Jill - not mine either. That's why the clothing optional lunch.

Diedre - I have something to tell you. I am not left-handed.

Egan - hehehe. Gossips!

Think - yes, that sounds like the Great America of today.

Toby - thanks! I'll be sure to stop by and not read any of your stuff too.

jungle jane said...

Were we supposed to read all that shit?


MoDigli said...

Oh yes, Brooke - you are SO SHY! ha!

Kris said...

#13 only confirms my need to make out with you.

Bill said...

I am stressed. I do need sedation therapy. Is there a book? A mantra? A yoga position? Would I have to eat uncooked fish and seaweed? Fly a big jet like a Hollywood star? Just wondering.

jiggs said...

the six flags are the six different flags that have flown over texas.

It's gross, but a guy on the street outside is letting out these giant coughs. It's 3:45 in the morning. Why can't he be asleep on the street like every other homeless person?

Also, I would like to have lunch witha dead viggo.

Marel Lecone said...

So glad to see you blogging. The ones about your kids are just the greatest. I love that you love Field of Dreams--I'm sure there are like a handful of us that can admit that. haha :) I love it too. Oh, I love the combo--sage and lilac. Take care. And, talk to you later.

Spirit Of Owl said...

I have genuine 6 pack abs, which is something. Fuckwit is the best. Sage and lilac is just wrong. It is not sad at all to ask if people read for fun. I love, I mean love a fastidious woman.

When I say 6 pack abs, I want to assure you that there are several 6 packs involved. How good is that?

Neil said...

Why do you need to curse so much?

In my mind I see you as very dainty and polite all the time, your eyes shyly looking down when I approach. Do I have you all wrong?

Brookelina said...

Jane - no worries. I know how difficult it is for you to read when you have an enormous penis in your mouth.

MoMo - shyness has always been an issue with me. That and the difficulty that I have with speaking my mind.

Kris - anytime, anywhere.

Bill - Scientology is another option. Got millions?

Jiggs - you are a wealth of information. From now on I come to you for all my cerebral needs.

Marel - how can anyone not like Field of Dreams? When Doc steps off the field to help Annie...oh I'm welling up here...

Owl - ooooh, multiple six packs. I'm squirming in my seat.

Neil - nope, that's me. You have me exactly right. Dainty and shy. Fuckin' A.

Übermilf said...

Brooke! Come talk to me and Melanie on Yahoo!

Melliferous Pants said...

I thought about taking your meme but there's no way I could have competed with your humor...

Spinning Girl said...

1. I love "fuckwit" as a word. Mind if I borrow?

2.My Space sucks. At least, never having been there, I assume so. Boycott!

3. Sage is my favorite color. Wait, your bedroom matches my blog? Sort of. My blog is more spring green.

4. Tylenol PM makes me feel like I was hit by a train, when I finally wake up. Only thing worse? Nyquil.

5. I'll hug ya. Now c'mere.

6. I know every line to Princess Bride as well. Also all three Lord of the Rings Movies. I'm sorry.

jiggs said...

the six flags over texas:

the confederate flag

mernitman said...


But -- as you wish...

xx Inigo

sandra said...

Loved this: Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Diet Coke.

Mostly because when I read it, I thought, "tequila".

Cactus Prick said...

No. 34's da shiznit, G.

Egan said...

Gossips? We're nice people. Don't be jealous Brooke. How's Tina?