Thursday, June 15, 2006

I'm Only 4% Stupid After All

Neil: Brooke, just to prove you wrong from your last post -- that you are not a stupid girl -- here is a quiz titled "Are You Stupid?" I guarantee at the end you will see that you are not as stupid as you suggest.

Last night I got this instant message from the famous Neil, of Citizen of the Month, no doubt the most popular and prolific blogger in the blogosphere. How he finds the time to worry about me I don't know. He also told me that he stole two of my readers, so the worry may have really been guilt...

We both thought that the quiz looked fun and silly, so Neil decided to take it too. It turned out to be a bit harder than we thought. Neil even tried to cheat off me several times, but I would have none of it. I actually did quite well as you can see.


Neil never did tell me what his score was. And while I would normally take this opportunity to make fun of him for this, he was too nice to me to allow myself that sort of indulgence. Either way, he made me feel a lot less stupid. Yay!

So I have come to the conclusion that I am not stupid! It's the boys that are stupid!


Neil not included.

41 comments:

Übermilf said...

Your new nephew isn't stupid.

Nor many wonderful men I have met.

But, the ones who ARE stupid definitely deserve to be pelted with rocks.

thephoenixnyc said...

Stupid is as Stupid does.

Sysm said...

I try to be stupid, but it's too hard.

I got the same score that you did.

Thérèse said...

I love that picture. I carry rocks. Just in case.

Neil is an all right guy. I wouldn't throw rocks at him. Well, ok. Maybe a pebble. He is a boy after all.

Karen Little said...

I'm 21% stupid. I'm sure i'm not that dumb?

The Dummy said...

LOL, well that's one way to feel better. Just compare yourself to us!

im here somewhere said...

i am so not taking this test.

sleepydog said...

I don't need a test to tell me that I'm a complete moron, that's what I have a wife for.

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Spirit Of Owl said...

People who are stupid should round themselves up, but themselves in a field, and call themselves a farmer.

Egan said...

Huh

Brookelina said...

I notice nobody - except my new friend Karen Little - posted the results of their stupid tests. What's up with that!

Bill said...

That's very discouraging. Now I have to go out and buy a hockey helmet.

MoDigli said...

I'm too stupid to actually post my results!

sleepydog said...

Me not know how to post. Me still figuring out this fire thing, and how to walk upright. Me let you know when lose unibrow and knuckles stop scraping floor.
Me man.
Me stupid man.
Me like shiny things.
Me go chase squirrels in yard now.

Neil said...

I'm still working on the quiz. I'm waiting for my "phone-a-friend" to call back with the answer to one of the math questions.

Alistair! said...

I seem to be 59% stupid, smart but stupid. Which is an oxymoron. How the fuck do I know what states border the Gulf of Mexico, I'm not american!

ChickyBabe said...

I don't know if this is stupid (I got 63%) , but these don't look like rocks to me...

Tits McGee said...

6% stupid.

Bill said...

By the way ... I did not post the results of my stupid test because I am too stupid.

I cannot bear the shame.

Bill said...

Okay smarty-pants ... think you're smart? What book is Captain Picard reading at the end of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode called "Darmok"?

Huh? Huh? I'll bet the guys who wrote that quiz don't know that one!!!

Loz said...

ouch... 14% stupid. i protest that Mexican border question too.

and i think there are stupid men for sure, but worse there are stupid lazy ones. and lazy ones.

Mone said...

I think I got the highest score of all your visitors =(

JJ said...

Thing 1 had that "Boys are stupid..." tee shirt when she was in high school.

Of course you're not stupid, Miss Wose.

Brookelina said...

I bet if you all take it a second time you will do better. Come on, give it a go!

Oh and Bill - knowing that answer doesn't prove intelligence - it proves dorkiness.

Toby said...

79% scored higher (more stupid),
3% scored the same, and
18% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 18% stupid. This means...

You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!

Blonde Vigilante said...

Yeah, but Neil looks like Kirk from Gilmore Girls...so at least he's got that going for him...or not.

Think Frustrated said...

I got a 2% stupid. I will post my results as a challenge to the blogosphere as a whole. I'm the next Einstein. What what!

jiggs said...

i got a 2% stupid too.

I'm more interested in how they score the test though because I counted quickly and there were 30 question. If I had missed one, I would have gotten 3.3% of the test wrong. I know I missed at least one question. So I wonder how they go from your test performance to a stupid score?

Melliferous Pants said...

Sometimes boys are stupid. Even nice boys.

Egan said...

I refuse to be tested.

jamwall said...

11% stupid over here.

which proves that i'm just sick and completely insane.

Dan said...

pffth. 2%, like milk

Janet said...

I have a feeling I may be one of those two readers.

I'm off to take the quiz. And steal that "Boys are Stupid" picture.

Cornflake King said...

Cornflakes aren't stupid. Now THAT I do know.

CK

Loz said...

No... Cornflake GIRLS aren't stupid. The little known Cornflake Boys are.

Melliferous Pants said...

I wish I had Egan's wisdom not to be tested. Apparently, I'm in need of a lobotomy.

Maddy said...

boys are smelly too.

Sizzle said...

i don't want to take the test. i am at a fragile state right now.

i concur- neil is not stupid nor are you!

Blonde Vigilante said...

Oh, and I got an 11.

I'm perty smert!

Manic Mom said...

Okay, I got my answer, but I am too stupid to figure out if I am smart or dumb. Man, that was a confusing quiz.