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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
49 comments:
take chocolate with you.
and movies!!!
love ya
What is that humming sound coming from under the covers?
damn! valentines day again and i forgot to make someone fall in love with me and buy me stuff!!! every year this happens...
brooke, will you be my valentine?
If you put the Energizer batteries in backwards they keep coming and coming and coming...
Just a thought. Enjoy your "bedrest"...
Valentine's doesn't bother me too much. Perhaps it's because I have a cold dead heart.
It might also be because I have already resigned myself to dying alone.
Happy valentine's day!
Knitty - check, check. Love you too.
Flounder - that's my purple people eater.
Loz - you would make a most excellent valentine. Come on under the covers.
Squid - thanks for the tip!
Mongo - it's ok. Mongo all good.
Jiggs - right there with ya babe.
Tomorrow, for me = wine + chocolate + take-out. With my gay sidekick (he's actually seeing someone, but he'll be out of town). Ahh, the joys of the non-sexual boyfriend...
Not to be too fucking maudlin, but you have more people (grown and tiny) who love you than damn near anybody who gets a box of chocolate.
And yes, when I typed the words "fucking maudlin" I did have to take a moment to picture Bea Arthur on all fours.
Sysm, you have a problem.
Lots of chocolate. And a good, hot shower.
Sandra - I'm doing the chocolate tonight. I'll do the wine and take-out tomorrow. Fuck. It just keeps getting better and better.
Sysm - that's a very sweet thing to say. Unfortunately I can't curl up on the couch and make out with any of those said people.
Ubie - indeed he does.
Jill - you know me so well.
Brooke, check your email. I have to be at work at 4am tomorrow morning. My alarm is set for 2:45am. Happy cunting valentine's day.
Todd - you're adorable. Happy fucking Valentine's Day to you too.
Oh, but even when you're single Valentine's Day is fun when you're a teacher! all your kiddies will give you tons of cards and candy and shower you with love!
Happy V-DAY !
happy valentines day, brooke :)
Happy Valentine's Day, Brooke :)
Eat lots of chocolate, drink some wine, and smile at the Valentine's your students give you.
I'll be your Valentine! As long as you don't mind sharing me with my friend's perverted father.
bea arthur on all fours?!?! ewwwwww........
Brooke! how many students are in your class? I'm not asking because i want to mail them little koala's or anything, cause that would just be silly!
ham twat!
you can curl up and make out with me anytime you're near by.
Back at you! :)
Happy fucking valentine's day. I'll be navel gazing until it's over.
I'm going to up miss kendra and say heart shaped ham twat!
Just think of Al Capone, then it doesn't seem too bad. That and most people just fake valentines day for the sake of a quiet life. Just go out and get loaded.
My sentiments exactly!! I heart you, have a great day anyway.
Brooke, it looks like you really, really need to was your hair.
Happy Valentines Day!
I mean "wash" your hair! Damnit!
Happy Valentine's Day Massacre.
Today is also national Ferris Wheel Day, so happy that, as well.
Rolling up alone in bed seems a poor option for today - it strikes me as a rather disagreeable reminder of the day's downside.
No, I think a better option is getting drunk in a pealer bar.
Happy Valentine's Day, SMG
I know. I went back to work because things at home were so bad, thank you for understanding me and being my friend.
GET UP! Come on. You know you want to. Besides didn't ya hear, according to Denny those hearts filled with chocolate have boogers in them.
Never did see the point in Valentine's day myself. I have a friend who makes a big dinner with candlelight and all that crap. Dumb if ya ask me.
IMO, Valentine's day should be a day when you do really good stuff for yourself. Which is totally what I'm planning today. Gonna go drive a Porsche. (no I can't buy it but they don't know that) Gonna get a margarita and a gallon of ice cream. All for me me me.
Now get up, missy. It's "I love myself day".
The sky is falling.
You can all bite me. I'm not coming out from under here.
Oh. Dammit.
I would also love to bite you.
I'd bite you too...
I've found today to be rather a peppy day. As for the biting business, will this be along the lines of an ice cream parlour ... you know, as in, "Now serving number 17?"
Just curious.
Yeah, that would be a picture of me except there would be one finger on one hand sticking out also. :)
....holding my breath until the 15th!
Happy fucking VD, brooke.
For a moment, I thought Viggo had suddenly grown some really hairy ears!
I feel similarly. I actually had a lunch date today and the guy, in the middle of lunch, asked me if I had ever thought about getting myself a female lover.
Quite a sassy Valentine! Right back at ya.
Happy Valentine's Day, my future Ms. Devil!
The day is almost over...yipee!
You're hogging the bed again. Roll over damnit.
It's over!
get up.
it's the next day now. get your ass outta bed.
It wasn't so bad.
It's done-zo... You're free to roam and play again!
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