A little voice inside my head said,
"Don't look back. You can never look back."
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but......
Thursday, February 09, 2006
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oh brooke...
come to oz and we will go for the riverboat all male review...
nothin like the thunda from down undah
Love is just a kick in the balls. I'm over it and i suggest we all buy blow up dolls, get fat and settle for that instead of looking for Mr/Ms. Right.
Lucinda Williams just dropped by and she says:
I don't want you anymore cause you took my joy
i don't want you anymore you took my joy
you took my joy - i want it back
you took my joy - i want it back
i'm gonna go to west memphis and look for my joy
go to west memphis and look for my joy
maybe in west memphis I'll find my joy
maybe in west memphis i'll find my joy
i'm gonna go to slidell and look for my joy
go to slidell and look for my joy
maybe in slidell I'll find my joy
maybe in slidell I'll find my joy
you got no right to take my joy - i want it back
you got no right to take my joy - i want it back
Sorry ... that was on my iPod and it kicks ass!!!
Knitty - you don't need to lure me to Oz with the promise of seeing nearly naked men. I'd go there anyway.
Ruben - ok, I've got the fat part down, so I'm 1/3 of the way there.
Pez - (I'm still going to call you that) I hate people in love. You suck.
Bill - did you just put country music on my blog? I've killed men for less.
Don't think of it as country ... think of it as, uh ... biker bar rock. Yeah. Think of it that way.
At least my past was so horrible I don't feel the need to wax nostalgic.
"a deadhead sticker on a cadillac"
I swear I keep seeing this guy around town. Focus Daniel-san, focus!
I lurv that song... so many memories....
I'd say Brooke, don't look back, just keep looking at his front! ;)
Todd - I figure in the old age home I can ogle all the pictures like this of my exes and try to remember if I actually did them or not.
Tad - you know it babe.
Egan - gotta admit, he's easy on the eyes. Even headless.
I'm going to do an assload of crunches tonight to get those abs. I have a three-pack.
Chicky - it's my all-time favorite song. And these are my all-time favorite abs.
Chuck - you can do better than that. I'm not the one who loves sandwiches.
Egan - and he's got a decade on you!
Brooke, you scare me with each new post! Boys of Summer is one of my bestest most favorite songs...
driving by your house
though I know
no one's home...
That song always makes me think of my favorite summer - the summer of 84. And I loved baseball and hung with the guys on my high school team, so naturally the boys of summer has double meaning for me.
This guy again??? Brooke, Brooke, Brooke... come to Maine and play with my hoo-hah. I'll make you forget every human man you've ever been with.
Just ask Spinning Girl. I'm a primate with plenty of furry love to give.
Ham Twat!
He's got a decade on me in the ab department too, meaning ten more cans! I hate him!
Oh yeah, that's better than the creepy dog. Geeeez!
TRM - that summer I was dating a guy who asked me to move in with him and then cheated on me the next night(he is not the guy in this picture). Because of him, my friends no longer allow me to date guys named Brian.
Monkey - the idea of playing with your hoo hah is going to have me up all night, sweating with desire. I think you should come here. Can your human come too?
Turkey twat!
Egan - I dated him 20 years ago and I still think about him. Probably because he was even hotter then.
Uh... no.
Flounder - release your inner homosexual. Men love him.
How did my comment get before your's and monkey's?
We're on our way down to see you! And I'm getting all cleaned up for the occasion. I'm going to special "stuffed animal" Dr.
I don't know why I can't just go to the Monkey Hospital like I did the last time, but the humans tell me that one of my eyes is broken? The shame.
Flounder - it doesn't make you any less of a man. Some chicks dig gay porn. Not saying I do. Much.
Monkey - you are coming to Florida???? Holy crap! Really? And what happened to your eye? You better get some good shades if you are coming down here.
You remind me of me. It's torture, isn't it. Why do we do this to ourselves?
i' trying to let go now too...it sucks!
btw, i read your blogs everyday....
Hey baby, my girls outta town. Wanna get a Chip off?
brooke, you dont have to go down under to see the thuinder from down under. they came to minnesota and they were hot. i waited on them the morning after for breakfast. um, they came dwon from their hotel rroms with their BOYFRIENDS!
yup, you heard me, they are gay ( as are the chippendales)
cranky hot bitchy GAYS!
is this guy straight?
Cheez Whiz and toast is not a balanced diet. Perhaps you should add some lime Jello and a vegamite sandwich. What? You don't know what I;m talking about?
Uh, sorry, wrong number. Uh, thank you. Drive thru...
SG - because it's better to feel pain than nothing at all. Or maybe we are just masochists....
Roni - it sucks indeed. Thank you for finally saying hello!
AC - oh Christ.
BH - he is straight. Or he was when we were together. It's very possible I turned him gay.
Squidly - I like cookies.
Brooke - I know he's a yogi and everything, but that shit just doesn't look right. THere's an extra line there. It's a 9-pack instead of a six.
Me? I go for the pony barrel look.
Go to bed!
I don't care what SiteMeter says, I am here. And I'm getting cozy. When's the orgy?
I love your sweet, sweet honesty. Do let that fucker go though, no matter what hot piece of ass he may be.
Sysm - he's just cut baby. Cut to shreds.
Egan - don't start that shit again. You're own blog is already getting out of control these days. Whore.
Poo - honestly, he just starts invading my mind when there is nobody else to occupy it. He's like ...filler. Very pretty filler.
I mean it, she's all the way across the country...what do you say?
That summer I was dating no one and had a lovely little adventure in a hammock under a sleeping bag with my biggest high school crush... it was yummy!
PS, yes, Egan says he wants to reform, but I think he needs to go through the 12 step program for blog whores again...
Maybe it's time for an intervention!
i feel rejected.
I thought we said we weren't going to post the pictures.
That was depressing babe, you need a hug! *squeeze*
BTW, love sucks!
First Egan's blow up doll pretty mouth and now this. It's a bad week to give up touching yourself while blogging.
signed,
not babyjewels.
AC - why is your blow up doll across the country? Repairs?
TRM - ooooh...I used to spend a lot of time in a hammock with the guy in the picture. His whole body of course, not just his torso.
Mac - as I said to SG, pain is better than feeling nothing at all. Though the pain is starting to be a real pain....
Miss K - you feel rejected! You ran off with another woman and...and...and...tried on dresses with her!!!
JJ - I couldn't resist. Forgive me.
Anti - and you still suck today. How I've missed you!
Weed - I know, I'm just full of shiny happy thoughts these days. At least I dull the pain with pretty things to look at.
BabyJ - go ahead. Touch away. Mind if Miss K and I watch?
they were just dresses.
you are the only stick woman for me.
also the only ham twat.
Will you come here so we can drink wine and sing to each other?
where did you find that pic of me... the After pic I mean
first of all, i looooooove that song. second of all, yeah, he'd be filler in my mind too. very pretty filler. thirdly, i really hope that title means something.
I heard all of you.
Miss K - I'm still pouting. Only for more attention though.
Mac - it's good that he lives very far away from me.
Kris - twist my arm. OK!
MQ - you and JJ will have to fight it out.
Jill - the title is the next line in the song...silly girl.
Egan - get your hand out of your pants.
Why would I do that? I enjoy it.
I'm impressed Brookie. My guy didn't have rippling abs like that... he was only 17 though.
LOL, Egan, je t'aime...
Is this guy sending you these pics of himself all these years later???? WoW, Brooke! how bout some DETAILS! :)
Egan - then keep it in your pants. Perv.
TRM - these are his abs at 43. They were even better when we were together when he was 23.
MoMo - noooo. This is the picture that I found on someone else's blog when I did a google search on him. Apparently he did a modeling gig for something. I cut off his head and legs...the whole pic is quite lovely. And this is what brought me to the blogging world.
Damn...had to chime in
damn again, even without a head he is an incredible human
Howdy - I am old. I admit this freely.
Roberta - it's just ridiculous that he still looks that good after all this time, isn't it?
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