Sunday, November 19, 2006

Weekly Forecast for November 20, 2006

You are more in touch with your emotions on Monday than you have been in a while. Am I going to be crying a lot? I hate that. My eyes get all puffy. Consequently, you're asking more probing questions of others than they're used to being asked hehehe, they said probing -- and the answers you're getting are deep. Hehehe, they said deep. Tuesday and Wednesday see you being daring in other ways, too, but not being wild. Oh for sure! I have a totally daring new green bean recipe I'm trying out for the holiday. You have a lot of responsibility this week and that's something new?, at least until Thursday and Friday woohoo no school!, when your hard work pays off and you have some free time at your disposal. What's more, you have someone who makes your heart jump to spend it with. Oh yeah? Is he hot? He better be hot. Saturday and Sunday are illuminating. So many things this could be, please be more specific.

Horoscope: Astrology.com - Commentary: The Babbling Brooke

24 comments:

yournamehere said...

He's going to be hot, but a closet gay. Sorry Brooke, the cards never lie.

Bill said...

Perhaps he'll be hot and wildly wealthy but have mother issues and foot odour. Or not. You just never know with these things.

Nick said...

Hot but a closet gay? It may be Viggo, after all.

Dan-E said...

good gawd, i'm reading a female beavis.

that's so hot.

Mone said...

ohhh, he cant be gay. how hot could that be? Let him be at least bi!

ChickyBabe said...

Ah but... he'll make you eat a vegemite sandwich!

Flounder said...

deep... probing... wild... hard...

Is this some kind of porn site or something?

Tits McGee said...

Mmm...deep probing.

Übermilf said...

Does this mean all of these things are going to happen to me, too? I don't need another guy bothering me.

Tim said...

I bet you'll change some light bulbs on Saturday and Sunday.

Kris said...

The key to green beans is the red wine.

Not necessarily in the recipe.

Brookelina said...

Todd - so that means you'll want him then?

Bill - you're just mean.

Nick - or you. That could explain the dateless issue.

Dan-e - you have no idea.

Mone - those damn bi's! Can never make up their minds!

Chicky - for the right man, I have eaten a vegemite sandwich. Good lord but that sounded dirty.

Brookelina said...

Flounder - and now with the addition of "gay" and "bi" in my comments, my search engine post for next month should be very interesting indeed.

Tits - hehehehe....you said deep probing.

Ubie - if he's hot send him my way. But only if he's hot. I'm due for a shallow and meaningless night of wild abandon.

Tim - maybe I can get the hot guy to change the bulbs.

Kris - oh how we love our wine. Did you see the previous post?

Egan said...

Illuminating? Like a man with a glowing penis? Those horoscope people are perverts.

thephoenixnyc said...

Miss Wose ,hab you ever had an anal pwobe?

Spinning Girl said...

Hah! Fun.

Please o please tell me one of the daring new bean recipes uses canned fried onion strips!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Melissa said...

In regards to the "illuminating" portion of your horoscope:
As long as you don't neglect to unplug the cord before using the "potato trick" to remove a broken light bulb from a lamp, you're probably OK.

jiggs said...

oh brookie. your internal monologue while you're reading is so revealing.

also, I really like green beans!

jamwall said...

saturday and sunday you will join the illuminati where you will be illuminated.

sounds pretty clear to me!

Brookelina said...

Egan - a glowing penis. That's hot.

Phoenix - you offering?

Spin - I was actually going to go all out with bacon and goat cheese. Until I saw the price of bacon and goat cheese. Fried onion strips it is!

Melissa - the potato trick!! How could I forget the potato trick?

Jiggs - hehhe...you said revealing.

Jamwall - I just hope it includes that glowing penis Egan mentioned.

yournamehere said...

The cards are now calling you a bitch.

Brookelina said...

Better than cunt!

miss kendra said...

my cats are both hot, but only nimoy is a closet gay.

Monkey said...

I'm with Ms. McGee. I got stuck on "deep probing".

The cards are calling you a Ham Twat!