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94 comments:
I totally remember your photo now. I mean I really do. That Viggo is so hot I can barely stand it.
I know that was your old photo, is that you?
foxy...
do you really want a celeb that sits around and blogs himself though?
speaking of viggo-- on the Colbert report,stephen colbert ordered a chocolate portrait of viggo and displayed it on his show and I IMMEDIATELY thought of this blog and hopped into my computer seat to tell you- he says he got it on ebay, so maybe you should check it out. A portrait of Viggo Mortensen that is delicious-- literally
Now, that's what I'm talking about! Who knew that shameful shags were so scandalous?!?
I'm sitting here and I can't think of one shameful shag. Just pitiful. I have a whole imaginary life going on with Josh Lucas, if that counts for everything . . . kind of shameful, right? heehee :)
Why do I keep expecting Columbo to walk into that picture?
mmm...drunk pool girls.
so did a stalker take this photo, or what? it reminds me of that Rod Stewart video, Infatuation...
Calzone - is there anyone you don't want to fuck?
Knit - it's my old photo...and an old photo...shhhh. I'm sure Viggo doesn't blog. I'm assuming he'll wind up here by accident someday when searching for Brooke Burke's tits - like every other male on the planet.
Kate - now that is just weird! I would much rather have the real thing and pour chocolate all over him myself.
Marel - I couldn't think of one either, but then Gruden showed up. You have one, you just don't know it yet. And when you find him, you better blog and tell.
Bill - I don't know. That's very creepy.
Brando - actually my friend took it of me and my boyfriend at the time. Where is the boyfriend? Cutting room floor.
Boobies!
I dont' recommend changing your avatar to this photo, unless you want Calzone doubling his efforts using you as spank material. Just sayin'.
I wish I could see your feet
How old is that photo? Your adoring public demand an answer! I'll have to put up some old piccies of me and my bro Mad Mondo when we went travelling round europe on the trains. Back when I was thin.
hey I remember that photo...cool, you're going retro now
SMG, you are killing me with your open solicitation of other super model boyfriends. But at least I have a larger version of that picture for my wallpaper now.
a girl should always dream Brooke :) and Viggo is a GOD!
You can also get a lifesize version of a picture, cut it out, paste it on cardboard and make your own lifesize cardboard cut out! I'm a geek-I've done that ample times with some pics of Frank Sinatra <3, my viggo-crush (only mine is 100% unattainable, of course)
Yep, I remember that picture fondly. Hell, that's what kept me here when I initially found your blog. This picture will certainly work on Viggo just like it sucked most us into the Brooke Vortex. I wish I could see your feet too. Have your students seen this picture? Just wondering.
That pic brings back memories. My vote goes for the "Vegemite" pic. You want "Viggo Bait" I suggest you use that. BTW...I will not delete it. GRIN
Hmmm.... we all must "become" Viggo, and imagine what it is that he would MOST need/want/have to Google. Then, THAT is what we must write all over this post!!! hehehe....
So, what does Viggo like?
I hear he's into Poetry. And he used to be married to some singer named X or somethin like that!
If we write it, he WILL COME! :)
ahhh, crap! I hate when I do that! ... sorry!
Neil- That's not creepy at all.
so brooke, just how many times did you see each of the "lord of the rings" movies?
Monkey - I'm not concerned. Calzone doesn't even have a penis anyway. He's all talk.
Calzone - freak.
WBB - it's old. Shhhhhh. But I think that we should all put up our favorite pictures of ourselves - no matter what the age.
MQ - I like that - retro!
JJ - you know I require more attention than you have been giving me. You have not been a very good super model boyfriend lately. And besides - Viggo's not a supermodel. He's a world famous movie star- big difference.
Boo - my point exactly! A girl can dream...
Neil - that is so cool. I'm like a pin-up girl!
Kate - I think that the next time I'm in NY we need to have a drink!
Egan - I knew you only came cause of the picture! Pervert! And no my kids haven't seen it, they are six years old. To them I'm old and live at the school.
Rick - that vegemite pic is terrible. I have the worst face imaginable in it!
MoMo - no worries. But I like that idea. Put all kinds of words on my blog he might google. God, I hope these people realize I'm only kidding about all this.
MP - should I be concerned for my safety?
Dan - I'm really just goofing around. He's hot and all but...ok I watch them every time they are on television. But I don't own them!
Pez - awww...thanks babe. And the irony? I thought I was fat when that picture was taken.
Pay for what?? Loving you?
I don't think you should be worried, just aware that there is probably a lifesize photo of you somewhere in S. California.
I almost piddled at MP's comment. Come on. It isn't even life sized. I'm sure he had trouble getting it into his house he blew it up so big.
And let's be clear. I'm pretty sure Neil does his copying at Kinky's.
Calzone - you're killin me.
MP - I think I should be worried.
Thanks Kris. I feel much better now.
If killing you is wrong then I don't want to be right.
I was going to creat a new Viggo blog and download his profile pic just to post as Viggo and compliment you on your hotness. But I'm way too lazy for all of that, and I'm exhausted and beat down by life, so you're stuck with me saying, "Oh, yeah". Sorry.
Calzone - I'm a little afraid of you.
Todd - it's the thought that counts. By the way, Egan is way hot for you. Just thought you should know.
I guess I am busted. Actually my real name is Megan and I have never been married. Which proves why I know so much about the poison that is 90210 and empire waists.
Ok Calzone really is scaring me now. You should write down his isp and put it in your underwear drawer . . .
Egan is a a girly man....Egan is a a girly man....
Kris - don't say underwear in front of Calzone. It sends him through the roof.
Shit..I said that wrong...I meant "If I can't have you no one can".
Calzone - that's sweet. Your restraining order should be arriving tomorrow.
Doggrrrrl - umm.. thank you.
who is scarier..me or doggrrrrl??
wow, who is that?
Calzone - suddenly I feel safe in your little plushy arms.
Darth - beats the fuck out of me.
Come to Daddy...hush.
Freak.
thats not hushing.
You are so into me.
Like you don't even know
Great we are back to the "you're so into me" stuff. I love this. Remember he's a dragon and has no penis.
Girlie man? I concur.
that was the worst insult ever
if loving you is wrong..i dont wanna be wrong..
No wonder Egan knows so much about 90210! Now it's all coming together.
Egan - Calzone is in denial about his penis. He doesn't like to admit it but it hurts him when we mock his missing appendage.
Calzone - you are a dumbass and I hate you.
lilred - you are so hot!
MP - I didn't know about this 90210 fixation. I was always a Melrose Place girl myself...
You freakin' hate Lou Reed.
Just one more thing ma'am ...
I don't know why it make me think of Columbo. Maybe I saw an episode where he was by a pool. But I look at that and I think the guy with the trenchcoat is going to walk in and start bumbling around.
You're not a suddenly wealthy widow in that picture are you?
Calzone - you're making me hot.
FOM - I don't hate him. I just see him for the tool he is.
dogg - it's ok really. He's all yours.
Bill - oh I like that image. Me lying by a pool counting my bazillions while my dead husband rots away in the basement...
Did I say that out loud?
Egan - you are both so gay.
It always amazes me how easily cast aside I am. Every single time it happens.
Oh, well. Here come the restraining orders.
P.S. - Tardeder is my new favorite word, Dog.
So, Brookie, did it work? When are you and the V-Man going out? Wait, wait, wait... Is the undercover cop really Viggo? That would be such an awesome ending to the story....
Watching this picture; I miss summmertime...
JJ - it's not that I won't miss you baby, I'm just terrified of your new girlfriend.
Lo Lo - if that were the end to my story I'd have a book deal by now. Dammit!
Sarah - I live in a constate state of delusion.
Nick - did you just spam me you little shit!
Frog - and I miss wintertime...thanks for coming by! :)
Thanks.
Neil - that is hot!!!
Prick - you're welcome. ;)
Why are we so star crossed? is it because we are both assholes?
Speak for yourself dumbass.
I love you Brooke. You make everything groovy.
Monkey - I take comfort in the fact that your human is a former Aussie lover and that you and I are both lacking fingers and opposable thumbs. It makes me feel less alone in the world. We've got a groovy kind of love.
Dammit, now I'm going to have that song in my head.
Brooke, quit picking on Egan... he can parle en français, afterall! That counts for something!!
My favorite pic of myself was taken not so long ago... me in a long red dress with a plunging neckline that shows off my gorgeous shoulders and collar bones.
I wonder if Viggo likes red?
I still think you guys had the same boyfriend.
Whaddya have to go tell Calzone about us for? Now he keeps coming around with big heartbroken puppy dog eyes saying shit like 'describe it to me again in detail' while pouring vodka over his nuttsack and crying. OK he only cried after I set the vodka on fire but that's another story.
Calzone - there are lots and lots of guys in Australia. Lots and lots of them.
Satan - I'm sorry, have we met?
TRM - he hates red. Hates it I tell you!
Sorry, I think I posted that on the wrong blog, I get confused, I've done so many of Calzones girls.
Dammit, how did you get untied anyway?
Fall?
Well it helps when you're completely lathered in baby-oil when someone hog ties you. The rest is just wriggling.
dude..its not just wriggling, you are way too modest. I've had your ass tied up so many times and you always get out. You are like houdini excecpt with nipple clamps
*blush* you know me too well.
*blush* You know me too well
I've alway had a few questions about that photo of your that you always show.
Why were you so lazy that you didn't slide all the way up the loungechair? It doesn't look very comfortable sitting like that.
Why do you have your arm outstretched like that? Are you calling for the "pool boy" to come over to you?
Where did you get that ugly multi-colored towel? K-mart?
Where is the sunscreen? Don't you know how unhealthy it is to be out in the sun?
Can I make a wild guess of 36D?
Can you actually swim?
Do you think you can make it to 100 comments without actually writing anything of the least interest?
By the way, just one more thing ma'am ...
I couldn't help but notice the body in the pool looked a lot like that very handsome Viggo fellow - you know, the one that was in the big movie about small people with funny feet? But he wasn't actually that Viggo guy. He appears to have been a look-alike. Maybe an imposter, but I'm just guessing ma'am.
But I'm wondering, do you know anything about that? I mean, you were by the pool. And the imposter guy appears to have drowned while you lay back like a cold ass bitch who didn't care. Do you have anything to say about that ma'am? 'Cause I'm just wondering ...
By the way, my wife? She's really got a thing for that Viggo guy too. She's always sayin', "Now there's a man! Why can't you be more like Viggo? ..." I tell her, "Hey, I'm just a cop doin' a job ..."
Satan and Calzone - take your perversions back to your own blogs. I run a classy site here.
Neil - I will answer each of your questions: it was quite comfortable thank you, I was actually reaching for my boyfriend who is no longer "in the picture" - get it?, I don't recall, said boyfriend was very good about applying the sunscreen for me, that is quite a wild guess, yes, I think if Satan and Calzone continue their lovers' quarrel here this could go on for eternity.
Bill - should I be concerned?
Wow. I missed a lot.
Um, hi, Brooke. Talk to ya later.
Sorry! Point taken!
Neil, we can get this post of hers over 100 comments easily. I love your analysis of the photo by the way. Brooke, isn't that a remote control in your right hand? I have a feeling you were cranking up the tunes on your Aiwa Karaoke/Stereo machine.
Nope. I wouldn't be concerned. I don't know where the Columbo thing is coming from. I think I must be channeling old reruns.
Just think Brooke is at school right now teaching 6 year olds. Damn those kids are lucky to have such a cool teacher.
Ubie - actually you didn't miss anything at all. Not of any great importance anyway.
Satan - I never would have guessed that it would be so easy to cast out the lord of the underworld. I should be a televangelist! Please don't leave, I can't stand the idea of life without a little devil in it.
Egan - I was being romantic with the former man. Or maybe I was just asleep. Either way...
Jacob - I have no idea what's going on here. Maybe everyone is desperate to feel a little sun on their skin.
Bill - I'll cancel that team of therapists then.
Egan - I am such the mean teacher you have no idea. My kids live in fear of me. Ok, they live in fear of not getting animal crackers in reading group. But it's still fear!
You made satan cry you bitch
What a sissy. He can dry his tears on your penis.
"... dry his tears on your penis."
What an image! Have some mercy.
I was crying because I got a mental image of brooke in those Ginormous panties. Thankfully I still have my sight to this day as she blindfolded me before she took them off. I just wish I could have had a blindfold for my nose... the smell stays with me to this day kinda like chopper noises from Vietnam.
Blog Fight!
Bill - if you read their blogs, you will see they deserve all the abuse they get.
Satan - those were the panties of the bimbo that Calzone had in the room before I got there. He does that ya know, gets girls to meet him in hotel rooms where he then empties the mini-bar and steals thier panties to sell on ebay.
Calzone - you are such an instigator.
I still wish I could see your feet
Oh and I wont steal your panties. I promise
Lou Reed - Lou Reed is jealous of my comment whoring ways. Lou Reed worships at the shrine of comment whores.
Calzone - if you think my head and hands are mishapen, wait til you see my feet! Panty waste. Freak.
OMG...I have not read :the blog: in days...you have over 100 posts on this
you are a goddess among us all!!!
love ya...jersey's a waiting!!
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