Saturday, August 18, 2007

Cable Lineup July/August

Recent search words and phrases that landed unwitting freaks to my blog/cable network.

Playboy
  • bullet tits
  • big bums
  • titless fat ass
  • guy's nutsack
  • live flasher
  • ogle tits stars
  • stages of undress
  • titless blog
  • slutty stories
  • there are two ropes? flash

E! Entertainment News
  • john candy look-alikes
  • jesse mccartney look-alikes
  • kate and kelly look alike
  • scarlett big butt
  • big ass scarlett
  • Gerard butler july 2007
  • gerard butler
  • gerard buttler
  • gerard butler paparazzi photos
  • gerard butler penis blogspot
  • gerard butler secretly married
  • i bagged gerard butler
  • gerard butler brazilian
  • is gerard butler gay
  • blogs on gerard butler's penis
  • gerard butler in love with brooke - ok fine, I made that one up.

The Food Network
  • coffee and cigarettes for breakfast
  • smoking basil leaves
  • coffee shop flash boobs
  • picture of wild rose hip
  • wild rosehip
  • ynh yummy
  • brooke bond 3 roses
  • babbling brooke store
  • vegemite in fridge

Lifetime
  • living alone sucks
  • how to get your husband in a maid's outfit
  • why can't you flirt with someone else's husband
  • loyal sociopath
  • how to make my hips look bigger
  • cinderella long stories
  • random questions to ask a boy you like
  • places to be kissed
  • recreational lesbian - New!

CNN
  • Why MCI went bankrupt
  • teacher shitty salary
  • illegal to flip off off duty cop
  • lil obama
  • is sociopathy a bad thing?
  • nancy pelosi's boobs

Sci-Fi - New!
  • ...and no your back from outer space
  • plan 9 stayed chucky dolls - my personal favorite


19 comments:

Princess of the Universe said...

Why would you want your hips to look bigger???

Nance said...

Sigh. The Lifetime column is so very, very sad.

The Moviequill said...

bullet tits
big bums
titless fat ass
guy's nutsack
live flasher
ogle tits stars
stages of undress
titless blog

I don't recall telling you about that dream at all...

Spinning Girl said...

My favorite place to be kissed?

Behind the Funnel Cake stand at the county fair.

Preferably by the big fat guy who won the tractor race.

I LOVE NEW ENGLAND!!!!!

ChickyBabe said...

Bullet tits go well a titless fat ass.

Scarlet Hip said...

Princess - good question. Mine do fine on their own.

Nance - isn't it always? I'm hoping to get Tori Spelling - of "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" fame - to star in one of them.

MQ - I know all your secrets.

SG - that's it. I'm coming to the next county fair with you. We can wrestle for the fat guy.

Chicky Babe - and stages of undress as well!

Sizzle said...

can you link us to the guys nutsack post?

;)

Justin said...

Hmm. Yeah i've written about being flashed and about jacking it. I've received some odd comments....

Free fer all Paul said...

That was alright right there.

Übermilf said...

I'm surprised no one's Googled "Vampire Jeffrey"

Bill said...

Initially I was intrigued by "guy's nutsack." Who searches that? But then I saw, "how to get your husband in a maid's outfit." Now THAT'S someone with real problems.

Interesting that they would come to you with that question. What was your response?

jiggs said...

I am also a recreational lesbian

Scarlet Hip said...

Sizz - it was actually someone's comment. I don't talk about guys' nutsacks here. Unless I'm talking about a bag of cashews. And then that's what I'd say - a bag of cashews.

Justin - yes, I've read your masturbation posts. You should write for Penthouse forum.

Paul - well thank you sir.

Ubie - I had better come up number one for that!

Bill - I've never found it all that difficult to get a man in a maid's outfit. But then again I'm not married.

Jiggs - that is so hawt!

Bizarro-Flounder said...

Why did MCI go bankrupt?

matty said...

I think we should call your new blog page "Plan 9 Stayed Chucky Dolls!"

...I don't know what it means, but it makes me laugh!

yournamehere said...

Hey, I'm a fat guy. Are you and Spinning Girl going to wrestle for me? Cool.

Tits McGee said...

No shit?! You get searches for Nancy Pelosi's boobs, too? I had no idea so many people were interested in her knockers. Go figure.

Also, if there's wrestling, I'd like to sign up, please.

Scarlet Hip said...

Flounder - because of this post.

Matty - that was my favorite! I have no idea what the hell it means.

Todd - we'll get some mud and you can sell tickets.

Tits - I think I get that because you commented about it one time! Why oh why are people searching for her boobs?

naynayfazz said...

How does one make their hips look bigger cause really, that is what I want to do!!!