Tuesday, March 20, 2007

And Don't Forget the Cake

I want someone to laugh with me
Someone to be grave with me
Someone to please me and help my discrimination with his or her own remark
And at times, no doubt, to admire my acuteness and penetration

Robert Burns


Melliferous Pants said...

You and me both, girl.

Dan-E said...

especially, don't forget the beer.

yournamehere said...


FindingHeart said...

not comfortable with 'laugh' being so close in conversation with 'penetration'. Otherwise, this is a great non-gender specific desire. Thanks for putting that up.

Übermilf said...

I like the picture. Didn't anyone else like the picture? I did.

Übermilf said...

Also, Penetration.

Leezer said...

"Birthday" by Marc Chagall.

Is it your birthday, Brooke?

ChickyBabe said...

Cake and candles?

egan said...

Damnit Tod, you beat me. There aren't many better words in the english language than penetration.

Flounder said...

A cute penetration.


miss kendra said...

i was stuck on the penetration part too.

but i like it anyway.

and i just thought you should know i can't stop thinking about the sad little kid post.

Brookelina said...

Pants - can I get another amen.

Dan-E - not so much with the beer these days. But a good shiraz is always appreciated.

Todd - grow up.
No, I'm not giggling. Shut up.

FH - I don't think that's what Mr. Burns meant. Although who knows, those Scots are pervs.

Ubie - I have a print of that in my apartment. It's one of my all-time favorites. Also, grow up.

Leezer - no, I just love that picture cause it's so dreamy. Plus there is cake.

Chicky - all I need is love. And cake.

Egan - I can't wait to see what searches land here now.

Flounder - there is nothing wrong with acute penetration. Nothing wrong at all.

Brookelina said...

Kendra - don't you wonder if he went to the dance? I know I do.

And I wonder if Burns meant penetration the way we all think he meant it. He's probably turning over in his grave.

By the way, we were posting at the same time. That's so hot.

Christina said...

Brookelina, email me at tinapopo(at)gmail(dot)com.


Nance said...

every once in a while you need a little burns. oh, and cake.

jiggs said...

I like it when girls think I'm acute.

G3T Films said...

I'm sure there's a cream he can get if Robert burns.

matty said...

Love that! ...but, I got all excited thinking you were going to quote Courtney Love. ...who I secretly love and respect.

(shhhhhhh. don't tell anyone!)

Monkey said...

This is an excellent wish list, but I agree with Todd and Ubie. It lacks penetration.



I am cured! Cured! One round of antibiotics (keep your fingers crossed) and I am cured! It was bronchitis, not an STD.

April said...

acute penetration?

i want cake.

Brookelina said...

Tina - will do.

Nance - I wish I only needed cake once in a while.

Jiggs - you are acute and adorable.

Rich - and who'd know better than you?

Matty - I have quoted her! Haven't you read my profile description?

Monkey - unfortunately, I'm lacking in penetration as well. Glad you're feeling better! You are quite lucky it wasn't an STD, considering the company you keep. Ahem.

April - me too. On both counts.

Bill said...

I have no comment but I do direct you to a song by Dar Williams:

"I love the world just as it is.
And I won't lose my faith in it.
But there are days I think of you
Saying, 'Hey, that's beautiful,
Yeah, I see it too.'
It all goes by so fast, like waving hands
You want to capture things,
find someone who understands,
And I'll miss you till I meet you ..."

- 'I'll miss you till I meet you' -

(It's a good song. It sounds better than it reads.)

Tits McGee said...


Dan-E said...

while i enjoy a good shiraz, you haven't had dessert until you've tried a good imperial stout with a rich chocolate cake. you won't even need a main course.

Bone said...

I thought it might be your birthday, too. Then I figured you'd be much more overt if it were ;)

What's your favorite kind of cake? I like chocolate with white icing. Or caramel cake. Mmm.

Monkey said...

Calzone has no penis... pass it on.

Brookelina said...

Bill - I love those lyrics. I'm off to download that song immediately.

Tits - mmmmmm.

Dan - you haven't had dessert until you've had my sticky toffee pudding. Word.

Bone - this is going to sound boring, but a really well made vanilla layer cake with homemade vanilla butter cream is my absolutely favorite. And of course, sticky toffee pudding.
Also, my birthday is September 7th, in case you were wondering.

Monkey - pssst...Calzone has no penis...and never had one. Pass it on...

Dan-E said...

well, bring that down here already.

Thérèse said...

I love that picture.


I know how you feel.

Sometimes I think longing exists to give way for appreciation.

Monkey said...

Pssst... Calzone has no penis... pass it on.

P.S. You would not believe the amount of people that find my blog looking for "plush belly dragon".

GrandPooOfAwesome said...

this is a great blog. i'm glad i found it. um, again. so that i could penetrate it.

matty said...

Brooke! I feel so ashamed! I somehow missed that!

You so totally rock!

You know, I had cake today. Chocolate. Well, actually, I ate around the cake and consumed only the icing. Actually, aside from a cup of tomato soup that is all I had today. No. Wait. I had a small popcorn. You know, I'm kind of hungry.

BUT -- I'm in my 30" jeans!!! Whoo-hoo!!!!