Sunday, December 17, 2006

Best. Bond. Ever.

Rowr!

38 comments:

G3T Films said...

But he's got a head like a chewed minty.

Brookelina said...

You're just jealous. He's dreamy. You could bounce a quarter off his ass.

Mone said...

hmm... yummy ;)

V-Grrrl said...

My husband has a Speedo like that, purchased because many of the public pools here don't permit "American swim trunks." (Yes, they call all loose-fitting swim trunks "American" swim trunks). Anyway, my husband was quite uncomfortable with the whole idea of the Speedo trunks but let me tell ya, he rocks 'em. Not quite like Daniel Craig but close enough for an "old" guy.

FindingHeart said...

Best Bond body? maybe. Best Bond, has to be Sean, schweaty. ;)

matty said...

Bond-a-licious!

Flounder said...

Sorry, I'm not down with James Blonde, no matter how much pocket change you can bounce off his ass.

Flounder said...

Sorry, I'm not down with James Blonde, no matter how much pocket change you can bounce off his ass.

Callie said...

Riddle Me this batgirl,
Who can that be packin a johnson like that???
And dare I say bigger than the Big Black Bat?

grooowl more like it..Hello!

callie

Callie said...

Riddle Me this batgirl,
Who can that be packin a johnson like that???
And dare I say bigger than the Big Black Bat?

grooowl more like it..Hello!

And who cares about bouncing a quarter- as long as he can give correct change back, it's all good by me.

callie

Egan said...

I'm in love with his package.

Egan said...

I'm in love with his package.

charming, but single said...

I agree wholeheartedly.

The poor guy who took me to see the movie really didn't stand a chance, though he reaped some of the benefits of the mood Hot Bond put me in ... ;P

Think Frustrated said...

I think he's the best Bond because he's not totally refined like Pierce Brosnan. Sean Connery was kind of goofy looking, too. This guy is more rugged and more a killer.

Plus, it's like he smuggling plums in his banana hammock there.

Monkey said...

I couldn't agree with you more. I saw this a few weeks ago and raved on and on about how he was the best Bond yet. He's kind of... dangerous.

Signed,
Monkey's Human

P.S. Monkey is in love with Judi Dench and really didn't notice Bond.

Brookelina said...

Mone - yummy is right.

V-grrrl - I don't really think of these as true speedos, as those tend to be more like banana hammocks. These fit just right. And if your husband is looking good in them...then lucky you!

FH - did you just call me schweaty? Like Schweaty Balls?

Matty - Amen sistah friend!

Dr. Flounder - good. Less competition for me.

Callie - HELLO!!! Is just what I said when he came out of the water like that!

Brookelina said...

Egan - I am in love with his over-all package. He could have the brains of a houseplant and I wouldn't care.

Charming - oh it is a very good thing I didn't see this movie on a date. A very good thing.

TF - I agree completely. Except for the plums part. I'm really too busy looking at his ass.

Monkey's Human - I went with three other friends, and it was the first time we all slobbered over the same man. Best Bond ever!

Egan said...

Brooke - I'm with you on this one. How did you like the torture scene? Yummy eh? I want his abs.

yournamehere said...

Until Jessica Alba is a Bond girl, I will not be watching this tired franchise.

b o o said...

love him. happy holidays to u & yours Brooke :)

jiggs said...

He's so hot in that swimsuit that even I, the straightest man on earth, momentarily considered turning gay.

Hypersonic said...

As a Bond afficionado, I must disagree, it really is too early to tell as Mr. Craig has yet to settle into the rôle. The best Bond ever has always been and always will be Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan runs a close second.

Melissa said...

Oh! My! God! Apparently, not paying attention to what movies are coming out occasionally causes you to miss out on good stuff.

Thanks for the eye candy, Brooke.

Brookelina said...

Egan - I love that you said "yummy." Did you try to sneak a peek?

Todd - isn't she like, 12?

Boo - long time no see! Happy holidays to you too!

Jiggs - that totally turned me on.

Hyper - say what you want. But every woman at the theatre I went to would disagree.

Melissa - indeed. New wallpaper for me! Oh, and the movie is actually quite good.

Hypersonic said...

Sorry but Daniel Graig just doesn't do it for me, For Sean I would happily go through several years of gender realignment surgery to get him into bed, but Daniel Craig? Naah. As for being Bond, that I can't answer as I have yet to see the movie.

Toby said...

scissors

EmmaK said...

I think the role was offered to Ewan McGregor first, who I think is sexier, if not so muscular. Plus his Scottish accent is hot.

Brookelina said...

Hyper - you haven't seen it? Some aficionado you are! Get back to me when you see it.

Toby - I just spit my soda out. Brilliant! Thanks for thinking of me.

Emma - go see it! I'm telling you, he's all-out sexy.

Egan said...

Toby, where do you find that shit? I love it.

The real me said...

I dunno, it looks like his thighs are rubbing together a little bit...

Toby said...

Brooke, you were the first to come to mind when I saw it. I give the kid props for the spelling. I had to double check it to make sure I was spelling it right. Like Vaccume.

Egan, I have machines and students doing work for me. I have much time to wander on the internets. It's good to be the king.

FindingHeart said...

LOL! (I actually looked at what I typed at that time and had the same damn question myself! :) Schweety!

Spinning Girl said...

Oh, yum. I'll take two of those, thinly sliced on crusty bread. With mayo. And jalapeno!

Jennifer said...

Having never seen a Bond film, I have no opinion to offer as far as "best Bonds".

However.

Bouncing a quarter off this one's ass does sound a pleasant way to pass the time.

;-)

Hypersonic said...

Brookie-baby, I'll wait til it's out on DVD. In fact I rarely go to the cinema anymore, I always get into fights with mobile-phone using arseholes who only go so that they can piss me off.

BV said...

He is so dreamy. He looks like a little boy with his little pouty lip, but you know he's all man. mmmmm yummy

The Moviequill said...

Going to see it tomorrow, Christmas Eve... matinee cause I'm a cheap bastard... Merry Christmas

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