Wednesday, September 13, 2006

For The Hass-Been Fans



Kudos to the has-been never-was who is not afraid to admit to being a dirty old scumbag desperately trying to pick up teenagers in his penis mobile. Bravo to The Hass-Been!

22 comments:

Toby said...

The never-was is putting out a rap album soon. One more reason to hate rap, as if I needed anymore.

thephoenixnyc said...

I just have no idea what I just witnessed. My head is spinning in a hasselhoffian jumble of mixed emotions. All I can say is WTF?

Was that real? Was it parody? Was it both?

Scumbag said...

get naked.

Thérèse said...

There really is no explanation to the Hasslehoff Phenomenon, but there it is, nevertheless.

Thérèse said...

FOR. No explanation FOR.

flounder said...

The Hoff is my hero.

darth said...

i'm suddenly happy my work computer has no speakers attached.

Ubermilf said...

Does he really have a penis-mobile?

yournamehere said...

Whenever I pull up to a trio of young girls and start asking them, by way of song, to get in my car, they either scream and run or mace me.

Sizzle said...

the same people responsible for d.h. are the same ones who wouldn't tell those american idol hopefuls that they can NOT sing. in fact, they shouldn't if they want to save the world.

Modigliani said...

yeah, that's a great idea. Sing a song and make a video about an older guy (who's a total stranger) trying to get young girls to jump in his car so he can "take them home".

That's totally cool.

Loser.

Knitty Kitty said...

I dont know whats more scary, that the hoff is still making music, or how incredibly popular this song will be in japan

Tits McGee said...

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF!

Miss Syl said...

I love the smell of Botox in the morning.

I mean hate.

HATE.

Lo Lo Lova said...

That was so horrifying, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. But I'm with Tits- Don't hassle the hoff.

flounder said...

I thought that John Lovitz owned KITT now.

Bill said...

It's amazing the things you can accomplish in this world with a complete lack of shame.

Who needs dignity anyway?

(Actually, I kind of like how shamelessly stupid that whole thing was.)

egan said...

I love Dan Marino. It's good to see he can sing and dance. See there is life after football. Who needs to sell Isotoner gloves?

jiggs said...

bravo! encore! bravo!

*standing ovation*

Anonymous said...

I, personally, love the high quality of this video. It must have cost him in excess of $50 to make.

Every time I see a "Hoff" video, I think..."Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!"

He is so Rex Manning.

Willie Baronet said...

That's 3 minutes I'll never get back. ;-)

Buffy said...

This guy scares me.