Sunday, September 17, 2006

My Cable Network

Celebrating 200 posts! These are some of the more interesting ways people have happened upon the Babbling Brooke in the last few weeks. I haven't bothered to include the dailies: Brooke, Brooke Burke's tits, and Accidental Flash (still number one!) cause it's just redundant already. So here are the recent keyword searches - in the now easy-to-read television listing format. Welcome to the Brooke Dork Network.

  • Boys wear capri pants
  • Lonely Margate City moms - Flounder, is that you?
  • Jojo does she have a older sister
  • My missing fingers

  • Tickling torment
  • Photo reign of terros
  • Ear piercing baby in europe godfather
  • Brunei trivia

  • Brooke HGTV
  • How to behave in someone's house
  • Signs of anal retentiveness
  • Pic hanky over tits

Animal Planet
  • Largest german shepherd that ever lived
  • Death omens white german shepherd
  • Tattoo monkey lips
  • Jasons dog Ralph blog Australia saved me - clearly this person was looking for this post. I'm not afraid to say that I'm a bit afraid.

E! News Network
  • Scofield a sociopath
  • Hot teacher interview
  • Who is Viggo's girlfriend - I never get tired of this one.

  • Flashing boobs
  • Babbling boobs
  • Teacher boob accidental flash

The Discovery Channel
- new!
  • Mummification sex
  • Hanky Panky tattoos Amsterdam

Also, I would like to add that Technorati blows. And sucks. It sucks and blows. That was for you Todd. Whenever I check who is linking to me, I see new blogs there, but the actual number of links doesn't change - if anything, it keeps going down. This leads me to believe that I am either being totally dissed by Technorati - fuck you I'm not even linking your dumb site here so there - or I am being dumped by blogger after blogger. I'm guessing this is happening because I'm a dork. No, I really am. I took the test and everything, and it turns out that I am an official dork. Power to the dorks!


Flounder said...


If it were Lonely VentnorCity Moms, well then, you'd have something there!

Congrats on the 200th post! What, no comment orgy?

Toby said...

Babbling boobs.

yournamehere said...

I don't know how people find my blog. My guess is most of them are drunk or suicidal or both.

Thanks for thinking of me.

Bill said...

Your search terms are more interesting than the ones I get. Ass and stool samples are all anyone seems interested in. Though there was someone looking for "boob stooge." The two that I found amusing though were, "ass flashing in public" and "upside down christmas trees."

Strange world; odd people.

Cactus Prick said...

How DO you behave in someone's house? And how exactly does mummification sex work? I'm guessing lots of lube...

Peter DeWolf said...

Brooke Burke's tits

Does it REALLLLLY matter how we got here? *cough cough*

R2K said...

Cool template!

Nick said...


Brookelina said...

All boys! How cool.

Flounder - and the guy was from Atlantic City, how hilarious is that.

Toby - you like that one huh.

Todd - or they were searching for C U Next Tuesday.

Bill - if anyone finds my blog from searching for stool samples now, it's all your fault.

Prick - I'm getting new locks for my doors, just so you know.

Peter - pervert!!! Well at least you hung around anyway.

Alex - thanks!

Nick - hooray for me? For dorks? For 200? For the Eagles losing?

Übermilf said...


Neil said...

hurray for 200! And I think... Technorati only goes back one year, so it is dropping all those links from before a year ago. I think...

yournamehere said...

Neil is right about technorati. I tried to tell you that, but you wouldn't listen to me.

Tits McGee said...

I am totally an official dork.

Also, I'd like to think that I had something to do with "Pic hanky over tits."

jiggs said...

dork! dork! dork!

Spinning Girl said...

This entire post is a complete riot. Brava!

Now accidentally flash your boob for me, teacher.

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Brookelina said...

Ubie - huh?

Neil - stupid Technorati! I bet you have like 500 links.

Todd - I don't listen to Neil either.

Tits - I like to think you always have something to do with tits.

Jiggs - dorks rule!!!

SG - consider yourself flashed. Now go poke out your eyes with a fork, it's the only way.

Egan - you're sweet. But it's true. I'm a total dork.

Dave said...

If it weren't for the dorks I'd have no readers either. God bless them and their dorkdom...

jiggs said...


Loz said...

i'm so much a "dork" as i am a "dag". it's how we roll, aussie-style.

Erin O'Brien said...

Isn't it true that technorati and our statistic counters are more masturbatory than actual masturbation?

The word dork reminds me of a big honking dildo. You do not remind me of a big honking dildo.

Does any of this help?

Monkey said...

I love Brooke TV! Brooke boobies, Brooke confession, all Brooke, all the time.

I've missed you Ham Twat.

Danielle said...

Those are so funny! You are not being dissed by me. I wondered the same thing about 'rati. Glad Neil set us straight. Cangrats on 200!

Egan said...
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Brookelina said...

Dave - long live dorks.

Jiggs - yay for dorks!!

Loz - Dag, oh I love that word.

Erin - anytime you talk about masturbation and dildos, it helps.

Monkey - I'm going to have to wipe the tears of joy on your furry little bottom. My turkey twat is back!!!

Dani - stupid 'rati!!

Egan - what the fuck is up with your blog? Why do I keep getting some password thing because of you. Make it stop right now!!

Brookelina said...

Sorry Ego, I'm deleting your comments til it gets straightened out.

mernitman said...

actually you're living proof that dorks can and should inherit the earth (BTW, you also inherit the wind).

Egan said...

Thanks Brooke for bringing that to my attention. The password protection has been removed. I'm sorry.

Egan said...

testing... please disregard this comment.