Friday, September 29, 2006

Garden State, Birthday Wishes, and Soundtracks

1. I just flew up to Jersey for a long weekend. I look forward to:
Several nice long walks here.
Eating one (or several) of these.
And some of these.
And drinking lots of this.
Oh, and seeing my family. That too.

2. It's the fantabulous Miss Kendra's birthday. I send boob smooshes and inappropriate groping her way for her big day. And this too. Enjoy!

3. For those who didn't believe my perfect soundtrack, I did it again. Cause yes, I'm that anal and insecure.

Opening Scene: Din Da Da - George Krantz
Bah!... Bah!... Bah!... Bah!...
Bah!... zoom zoom
Bah!... zoom zoom
Bah!... zoom zoom
Bah!... zoom zoom

Wake Up Scene: A Little Less Conversation - Elvis
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Average Day: Heavy - Collective Soul
Complicate this world you wrapped for me
I'm acquainted with your suffering

1st Date: You Suck - The Murmurs
Oh you paralyze my mind
And for that you suck

Falling in Love: Crazy - Seal
No we're never gonna survive unless
We are a little Crazy

Fight Scene: Tubthumping - Chumbawumba
I get knocked down
But I get up again
Youre never going to
Keep me down

Break Up Scene: Ocean - Mother Nature
Sounds of waves breaking on the beach. I swear!!

Back Together: Somewhere Out There - Our Lady Peace
Last time I talked to you
You were lonely and out of place

Secret Love: Let's Talk About Sex - Salt and Pepa
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be

Life's OK: 10th Avenue Freeze-out - Bruce Springsteen
The night is dark but the sidewalk's bright
And lined with the light of the living

Mental Breakdown: All These Things That I've Done - The Killers
Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the blackburner

Driving: Why Can't I Be You - The Cure
You're so perfect!
You're so right as rain!
You make me make me make me
Make me hungry again

Learning a Lesson: Crown - Collective Soul
Who's gonna be my savior
Now that I've learned to believe
Who's gonna be the answer
To all of my questioning

Deep Thought: Like A Rock - Bob Seger
Twenty years now
Whered they go?
Twenty years
I dont know
Sit and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone

Flashback: I'm A Believer - Smashmouth
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams

Partying: Delicate - Damien Rice
And why do you sing Hallelujah
If it means nothing to you
Why do you sing with me at all?

Happy Dance: Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
Wonderful electric
Cover me in you

Regretting: Like A Friend - Pulp
You are the last drink I never should have drunk
You are the body hidden in the trunk
You are the habit I can't seem to kick
You are my secrets on the front page every week

Long Night Alone: Coconut - Harry Nilsson
Put the lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut
Then you feel better

Death Scene: Still Got The Blues - Gary Moore
So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the blues for you

Closing Credits: I'll Be Your Baby Tonight - Robert Palmer
Kick your shoes off
Do not fear
Bring that bottle over here
I'll be your baby tonight


yournamehere said...

Have a great time in Jersey.

Did you write something else after mentioning sending boob smooshes to Kendra? If you want me to concentrate on the post, save that line till the end.

Flounder said...

I heart you.

No, I mean I HATE YOU.

Tits McGee said...

You're delicious. Let's make out.

Toby said...

I'm with yournamehere, boob smooshes, blah, blah, blah.

Egan said...


Bill said...

Hope your time in Jersey is as good as the time I had out in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

btw ... I did this thing too. Some of the songs had me laughing. (And my iPod's musical tastes are all over the map.)

jamwall said...

i flew to jersey and back, boy are my arms tired!!



Dan-E said...

salt 'n pepa? seriously? hery brooke, the 80's called and they want their 8-track back.

(says the guy who has erasure on his i-tunes)

Monkey said...

That's one fat pussy!

Have a wonderful weekend, Ham Twat of my Dreams.

miss kendra said...

that is the hottest thing i've ever seen.

thank you.

Alistair! said...

anal? No. Just thorough.

thephoenixnyc said...

Yeah, wings, subs, WAWA, the shore. Who says "you can't go home again."

jiggs said...

why do playlists have to be marred with bob seger?

enjoy the shore, the sandwiches the wings and all the booby smooshes you can endure!

thephoenixnyc said...

Tramps like us, baby we were born to runnnnnnnnnnnn

Tumbleweed said...

You're a genious! Just sayin'.

Rrramone said...

What? No Earth Wind and Fire??