Thursday, September 07, 2006

September 7th

Last year nobody was able to get me what I wanted for my birthday. Maybe this year I will nail him get lucky. I'm still holding out hope. In the meantime, Sysm sent me this as a substitute until the real thing comes along. And Tits sent me this, so I am at least on the right track. Tits' present is NSFW - you've been warned.

Just because I turned 40 last year does not mean I can't turn 35 this year. Time is relative. Ask Einstein. I don't know what that means but it's my birthday so I can say what I want.

Happy birthday to me! Yay!~~

Where's my cake?

54 comments:

Miss Browneyedgirlie said...

Happy, happy, happy birthday, Brooke!

LOVE the new look, btw - glad I could contribute to such a great design :)

How's school going, btw?

darth said...

happy birthday, brooke :)

matty said...

Happy Birthday! I hope the day brought you him and all the cool things life has to offer! And, just being alive is a great gift in itself! Hope you're out celebrating in full-on style!!!!

Sysm said...

That picture from Tits is not Viggo. For one, he's not cut. And he keeps himself trimmed to a sensitive artiste stubble.

Happy birthday, darlin'.

Lisa said...

That darn Viggo... he's so unreliable. Happy Birthday!!

ducklet said...

great. thanks for making me question my sexuality on your birthday. nice job brookelina.

Brookelina said...

Girlie - thank you! School is going so well! You know how you are always hearing how horrible the first year is and how much better the next year is? It's all true. So be prepared!

Darth - yay for me!

Matt - I'm celebrating in mellow style. Someday my Viggo will come.

Sysm - have you seen Viggo's down under?? Are you saying he's not been to the moile??? Say it ain't so! And how the hell do you know this???

Lisa - thank you! Typical man, so unreliable!

Brando - my pleasure. This is what happens when you put me at the bottom of "the rest of the roll." Next I'll be pointing to an obvious place of your anatomy and laughing in a loud and shrilly manner.

MoDigli said...

Happy Happy Birthday to you!!! That is some bouquet that tits sent you! :O

yournamehere said...

brooke,

Just fyi, I could give you a bigger present than the one tits sent you. All I need are the flowers.

yournamehere said...

Oh, I was so busy being a lecherous douchebag I forgot to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

You are one of a kind, my dear. I'll be so young my next birthday they're revoking my driver's license. I love reverse aging.

ducklet said...

ah! gah!

sorry brooke. honestly, i don't pay that much attention to my blogroll. to be fair, this is one of only a few sites i actually comment on.

i'll put you on the front page, though.

uh, for the record, most girls on the front page have showed me their tits. i guess i can do a waiver for you.

but, uh, you know, eventually, i will need to see your tits. just sayin.

Tits McGee said...

It's midnight! Happy Birthday, Brooke!

A thousand big, wet smooches to you!

Now go dream of Viggo, naked in a bed of roses.

Also, Todd? Really? I want proof.

The Dummy said...

Happy Birthday! Now have that cake and eat it too!

Jill said...

Happy birthday to you! YAY! I can make a fantastic cake that I think may even be worthy of your globe-trotting chef-liness. But you're so far away!

Bill said...

In my world it won't be your birthday for roughly 35 minutes. Still, when it arrives Mountain Time, I hope it's jim dandy and Viggo vital.

btw ... no one sent me Scarlett What's-Her-Name back in January when I turned considerably older, so I wouldn't hold my breath on the Viggo thing. BUT ... should you be able to arrange a Scarlett J. thing for me I'll bust my ass to work a Viggo thing for you. But no promises. These celebrity people are very flighty.

mernitman said...

you you you are the cake!!!
(and if i could i'd lick some frosting off)

many happy returns of brooke day ms. brooke

Egan said...

Happy 35th Brookelina. You deserve to be spoiled rotten. I hope you had a great day.

Fitèna said...

Joyeux Anniverssaire! Joyeux Anniverssaire! Joyeux Anniverssaire Brooooke! *cough cough* Joyeux Anniverssaire!
Wish you all the very best!

Fitèna

Flounder said...

Happy birfday Ms Wose!

(I am so disturbed that Sysm gave such a vivid description of Viggo's unit.)

Brookelina said...

MoMo - isn't it fabulous!!!

Todd - a real gentleman would bring his own penis bouquet. I'm just sayin.

Brando - I was just fucking with you sweetie. If you think I am the kind of girl who sends guys pictures of her tits, you are nuts.
We could have sex though.

Tits - that is exactly what I dreamed about, now and forever! And I'm with you on the proof.

Dummy - you know me well!

Jill - maybe next year!

Bill - it would probably help your cause if you actually knew her last name. Girls like that sort of thing.

Billy - I had no idea you were so dirty! Keep it up!

Eglet - we will see what the day brings. I told my monsters the best gift they could give me was the gift of good behavior. HA! Manipulate much?

Fitena - Merci, merci, merci!!!

Flounder - you and me both.

And thank you all. I am now officially going to be late for work.

Übermilf said...

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!

I'm going to find something for you, I swear.

Peter DeWolf said...

Happy Birthday!

Hope it's a great one.

Tim said...

happy 35th!

msmachine said...

Happy Birthday Brooke! I hope your birthday wishes come true.

Knitty Kitty said...

wow
didn't expect to see a penis in those flowers.

Tumbleweed said...

Happy Birthday Brookie! We are both 35 now....that rocks! I love the stuff that was sent to you. I always wanted a man to dress up....you are so lucky.
I hope school is going great!!!

Lo Lo Lova said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BROOKIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

Think Frustrated said...

Happy Birthday.

miss kendra said...

happy birthday!

i have no viggo to send you, but if i find one you'll be the first to know.

Thérèse said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKELINA!!!!!

Thérèse said...

*wheeze*

See, I'm all about yelling that sort of thing at the top of my lungs.

sleepydog said...

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY BROOKE.

I shot Viggo with a tranquilizer gun and had him rolled up in some carpet, ready to deliver him to you, but as I was loading him into my van somebody told me that kidnapping was (makes fake quote marks with fingers) "against the law"
Fucking spoilsports. I mean, all I asked this guy for was help loading Viggo into the back of my van, not a bunch of highfalutin' legal advice.
Happy Birthday anyways.

* No Viggos were harmed in the writing of this comment

JJ said...

Happy #35(2), Brooke.

Dave said...

Happy birthday to my favorite teacher I never had!

Neil said...

happ b-day brooksie

jiggs said...

Happy birthday to my favorite blogger in her early 30s.

Here is one of the first pics that comes up when you search for "viggo". I think it's a painting of a dude with a vagina. Either that or a dude with a very small funny shaped penis. I'm not sure.

Cactus Prick said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TOOO YOOOOOOU
HAPPY BIRTH DAY DEAR BROOO-OOOKE
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TOOOO YOOOOOOU

and fuck viggo - i'll nail ya brookiepoo

Nick said...

Happy Birthday, Doll.

Spinning Girl said...

Happy happy bitrhday!
Hurrah!

Stella Haven said...

Happy, happy, happy birthday! I hope those kids treated you right today.

Melliferous Pants said...

All I got you for your birthday is belated comment wishes. Hope your day was a good one!

Mone said...

happy happy birthday brooke!
Maybe next time you should just ask for a dildo :))

Janet said...

Happy Birthday dear! And Tits, you are a genius.

Miss Syl said...

An only slightly belated HBDTY.

Rock 41 like a hurricane, girlfriend. I know you will.

xo,

Syl.

Toby said...

Happy Birthday a day later. I send you cake.

thephoenixnyc said...

Happy Birthday Brookr!!

The wprld is a better place with you in it.

Egan said...

Happy Birthday Brooke!

Kallun said...

Happy Birthday.

Dan-E said...

happy birthday ms. wose!

Sizzle said...

HAPPY Birthday!

Damien said...

Happy B Day Brooksteroo.

Alistair! said...

Happy ( Belated) Birthday Miss Rose. I'll be 41 later this month, but I still feel like a 25 year-old ( no jokes dammit!).

Lushy said...

I can't believe I missed this! Happy belated birthday, Brooke! I hope to meet you in person someday and buy you a beer for your birthday!

Rrramone said...

mmmmpf...happy birthday....mmmpfff..I'm trapped in the cake... let me mmmmpfffout.