Monday, February 05, 2007

You Would Think I'd Have More Dates Considering...


Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!



AND

Your Wrestler Name Is...

Jade Filthy Lips

What's Your Wrestler Name?

34 comments:

yournamehere said...

Well, you're a great kisser, but your lips are filthy, so they cancel each other out.

matty said...

I'm a perfect kisser, too!

I do not care for my wrastlin' name, tho!

Sysm said...

And which parts of this are shocking?

Bill said...

My name is Abdullah Gary the Gripper and I, too, am a perfect kisser. Wrestling, not so much. (Maybe it's the name?)

Sizzle said...

you should put that as your on line personals ad.

totally.

Churlita said...

I didn't find out what kind of kisser I was, because it doesn't matter right now and to know one way or the other, would be really depressing.

My wrestling name, however, that I did. It's Foxxy Chainsaw, by the way. I used to run a chainsaw for a living, so it's totally fitting

Melliferous Pants said...

The Wrestler names are just cruel! To cheer myself up after reading my own, I checked out my grandma's: Bloody Cherry Pie.

jiggs said...

My wrestling name was Janet Rottencrotch.

Brookelina said...

Todd - but they are filthy in a hot, sexy, slutty way.

Matty - oh do tell!

Sysm - the part where I can't get a date.

Bill - Abdullah? Seriously?

Sizz - I agree. And you should go on as Ms. Sizzle (Lips).

Foxxy - with a name like that, there is no doubt you're an awesome kisser.

Pants - that's just wrong on so many levels.

Jiggs - you are supposed to tick the box marked "male."

Steve said...

My kissing name is Ted Bundy and I'm a perfect wrestler.

Think Frustrated said...

Jade filthy lips? Seeing as how those are mud wrestlers, I take that as a total double entendre. Nuff said.

Flounder said...

I could use a perfect kiss right now. Even from someone with filthy lips.

miss kendra said...

i am a perfect kisser named Foxxy Matadora.

that's right.

Bone said...

I got passionate but aggressive on the kissing test, Jade.

I wanted so badly to get perfect! Maybe I can take it again.

Steve said...

Those tests are dumb and I think they're rigged.

Thérèse said...

Brookelina, I love, love, love, love, love that you love these silly little surveys so much. I love it.

Brookelina said...

Ted - aren't you dead?

TF - I love that name. I have been known to have quite a filthy mouth, so it's fitting.

Flounder - I think a perfect kiss can only come from someone with filthy lips, but that's just me.

Miss Kendra - we should totally make out.

Bone - maybe you need a perfect kisser to teach you. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Ted - stop whining you sissy mary.

Therese - these are the perfect posts for those of us suffering from brain deadedness.

Steve said...

you need to update your blog.

Brookelina said...

Sue me.

Übermilf said...

I'm Mistress Switchblade! I'll take that, thank you!

Bill said...

Hey, I didn't ask for that name. It's what I was given.

(Although there was a time when I actually had the nickname of "the Gripper." Seriously. Long and foolish story.)

Spinning Girl said...

Mistress Pussycat at your service!

Tits McGee said...

I am Miss Chaos and my kissing technique is perfect.

Let's do it, Jade Filthy Lips.

egan said...

I learned how to kiss from Dylan on 90210 and that's not a good thing.

Dr. Sardonic said...

Headhunter Zeus the Zookeeper

Frighteningly orotund, I must say.

Cincysundevil said...

Perfect kissing technique? We're so eloping!!!

thephoenixnyc said...

Apparently my kissing technique is perfect: WOOT!!!

Janet said...

I'm so glad that I know my wrestling name:

Ivory Nightmare

Which has me wondering how they knew my skin shade, but fun to say nonetheless.

Mone said...

Call me

La Femme Vendetta

:)

Toby said...

I've been told I am from more than one person.

I don't have a wrestler name, but my porn name is Toby Victory.

sandra said...

Ooh, good work!

jamwall said...

i'm both perfect and i'm "cobra king-kong."

Miss Syl said...

I am also perfect at kissing (how can there be so many of us), and my wrestling name is "The Masked Chaos."

Actually, no, that's my real life name. Syl is just a pseudonym.

Leezer said...

Hi Babbling Brooke:
I found you through Tim (Chlorophil/Borophil). I got the same kissing test score as you did. And thanks for the link to all those fun quizzes. I just wasted about two hours taking each one!!