Friday, January 26, 2007

Weekend Plans

Friday:
1. Do laundry.
2. Vacuum.
3. Inspect face for wrinkles, blemishes, and stray eyebrow hairs.
4. Browse realtor.com and pretend I can afford to buy a home.
5. Make popcorn.
6. Watch my new DVD from the fabulous Sysm.
7. Take a bubble bath and imagine life as a Star Creature. Or a Bee Girl.



Saturday:
1. Put Friday's laundry away.
2. Have coffee with upstairs neighbor.
3. Watch HGTV.
4. Google ex-boyfriends.
5. Mani/pedi.
6. Dance around in my underwear.
7. Take a bubble bath and imagine life as the latest Bond girl, Ivana Humpalot.



Sunday:
1. Pout about not having any football to watch.
2. Visit with nephews.
3. Torture Todd on IM.
4. Work on lesson plans.
5. Call each of my brothers so we can talk about our other brothers behind their backs.
6. Watch my other new DVD from the fabulous Sysm.
7. Take a bubble bath and imagine life if I actually had a life.

44 comments:

yournamehere said...

Torture me on Sunday? Promises, promises.

Peter DeWolf said...

So, Saturday is the day to visit?

The real me said...

Oh Brooke, your weekend sounds like heaven to someone who will spend the fucking coldest weekend of the winter inside trying not to climb the walls in frustration over the 2 kids getting on each others' nerves!
Actually, the laundry and cleaning parts are the same. Just add kids and voila!

Übermilf said...

I'm eating Thai food.

I'm exciting.

Egan said...

Please let us know if you deviate from these plans and why. Don't go getting arrested by any hot cops you hear.

Spinning Girl said...

I am seething with envy!!!

Bill said...

Ha ha ha ... I just bought a home and have moved into it. My weekend will be spent having anxiety attacks over how I can afford it, how not to offend the neighbours by my ineptitiude when it comes to keeping up appearances, enjoying walking around in boxers and a dressing gown, Edmonton Oilers cap on, scratching my crotch and wondering whether I should put on more coffee.

Ah, the good life ... ?????

Bill said...

Ha ha ha ... I just bought a home and have moved into it. My weekend will be spent having anxiety attacks over how I can afford it, how not to offend the neighbours by my ineptitiude when it comes to keeping up appearances, enjoying walking around in boxers and a dressing gown, Edmonton Oilers cap on, scratching my crotch and wondering whether I should put on more coffee.

Ah, the good life ... ?????

Bill said...

Ha ha ha ... I just bought a home and have moved into it. My weekend will be spent having anxiety attacks over how I can afford it, how not to offend the neighbours by my ineptitiude when it comes to keeping up appearances, enjoying walking around in boxers and a dressing gown, Edmonton Oilers cap on, scratching my crotch and wondering whether I should put on more coffee.

Ah, the good life ... ?????

Bill said...

Ha ha ha ... I just bought a home and have moved into it. My weekend will be spent having anxiety attacks over how I can afford it, how not to offend the neighbours by my ineptitiude when it comes to keeping up appearances, enjoying walking around in boxers and a dressing gown, Edmonton Oilers cap on, scratching my crotch and wondering whether I should put on more coffee.

Ah, the good life ... ?????

Bill said...

ok ... apart from being a stupid comment, that last was posted four times because Blogger kept timing out when I tried to post it. Little did I know it was posting it each time I tried!

Brookelina said...

Todd - I always torture you on Sundays. And all the other days of the week too.

Peter - clearly. Don't forget the wine.

TRM - I'll be cold next year when I move back up north. I plan on sitting in front of the fireplace while reading scandal magazines.

Ubie - Thai food can be very exciting, depending on where you got it.

Egan - the only deviation will be if I don't actually get to all these wildly exciting things and spend that time staring at the ceiling and dreaming of Daniel Craig's abs.

Spinning Girl - right? The lives we lead are incomparable. I bet Paris Hilton doesn't have this much to do this weekend.

Bill - I'm leaving them all up. It's very profound.

Dave Morris said...

Okay Brook-sy, this is a great weekend plan. Google old boyfriends made me laugh.

But the part where you commented on my blog about breaking up made me sad. Don't hate me because I drive a hummer - just know that it gets better mileage than many pick-ups. Don't be hatin'...

;) Have a great weekend!

Dan said...

Somehow, this freaks me out.

jamwall said...

i think you'll be in competition with the other bond girl "ivana fukalot."

but i think she's the bond girl who turns to evil and gets killed halfway through the movie, so you're cool!

Flounder said...

Mix things up a little this weekend. Try going to church on Sunday.

Neil said...

How much do you spend on bubble baths each month?

mernitman said...

Thank you for introducing us to Sysm. Words fail me...

Mone said...

I did the laundry thing yesterday. Went to the hairdresser to keep up a profesional apperance, watched Garfield on DVD with the kids and ordered pizza.
Now its Sunday morning, I'm still in bed blogging, hoping big girl is getting up soon to make breakfast. Ahh, life is good. Bubblebath later on for sure ;)

ChickyBabe said...

Bubble bath and lamingtons! ;)

Brookelina said...

Dave - oh no, we are broken up. I'll be googling you next.

Dan - it's sad, yes?

Jamwall - exactly! She's like my evil doppelganger. I don't want to get killed off early, I want to be banging Bond all the way through the movie.

Flounder - you think they'll let me in?

Neil - Stop thinking about me in the tub.

Billy - you have no idea how pleased I am that people will be checking out Sysm's link on the day that he posted about Christian sex toys. It's a beautiful thing.

Mone - it's a good job that I don't have a laptop, or I'd never get out of bed!

Chicky - you're just mean. Mean mean mean. Can I come stay with you when I come back for lamingtons?

Churlita said...

A friend of mine once shamefully admitted that she had googled every guy she'd ever slept with. I got all excited and said, "Oh my god! Me too."

As far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to spend too much on bubble bath.

Übermilf said...

Sysm was MY friend first.

I'm a very small woman. Not physically; just on the inside.

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Spinning Girl said...

Just so you know we are the same, here was my day:

wake up 9:00
blog
coffee
blog
phone
shower
starbucks
gas station
bed bath & beyond
marshall's
blog
phone
tv
blog

that brings us to this moment. notice there are no bubbles.

Sizzle said...

i really need to add bubbles to my life. i could at least style my hair in a bubblicious 'do. :)

jiggs said...

I always thought mani/pedi should be the names of two cuban pool boys that do a little more than clean the pool if you catch my drift. For example, they would paint nails.

sandra said...

My god, I do this daily:

3. Inspect face for wrinkles, blemishes, and stray eyebrow hairs.

The Moviequill said...

mani/pedi equals ooh la la

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Sounds pretty nice and relaxing to me.

Egan said...

So, how did it go Brooke? What's the happs on the weekend? Win the lottery or anything?

FRITZ said...

I love your life. I really, really love your life. I cannot wait to have a bathtub again (right now, I just have a shower). I also cannot wait until I have a new house set up in Detroit, where my husband will drive to Canada once a week and I can have the house to myself so I can "look for work" (ie: google my ex-boyfriends and dance around in my underwear)...

FRITZ said...

I am so jealous of your life right now. I don't even have a bathtub (I have a shower). I don't even have a house anymore. I have this thing I own that is kinda filled with crap because I'm moving to a house I don't own in Detroit. And that's me in a nutshell.

I can't wait for my husband to hit the road on his sales calls so that I can get on-line and start looking for work (ie: googling my ex-boyfriends).
That's fun stuff.

FRITZ said...

I am so jealous of your life right now. I don't even have a bathtub (I have a shower). I don't even have a house anymore. I have this thing I own that is kinda filled with crap because I'm moving to a house I don't own in Detroit. And that's me in a nutshell.

I can't wait for my husband to hit the road on his sales calls so that I can get on-line and start looking for work (ie: googling my ex-boyfriends).
That's fun stuff

FRITZ said...

I am so jealous of your life right now. I don't even have a bathtub (I have a shower). I don't even have a house anymore. I have this thing I own that is kinda filled with crap because I'm moving to a house I don't own in Detroit. And that's me in a nutshell.

I can't wait for my husband to hit the road on his sales calls so that I can get on-line and start looking for work (ie: googling my ex-boyfriends).
That's fun stuff

thephoenixnyc said...

Ugh, the Sunday before Superbowl is brutal. No football = sucky Sunday.

Tits McGee said...

My plans tonight:

1) Eat dinner
2) Put kid to bed
3) Send Hubby off to work
4) Take a bubble bath and imagine Brooke dancing around in her underwear.

Brookelina said...

Churlita - googling a guy I once slept with is what led me to the blogworld. How can that ever be wrong?

Ubie - but he sends me presents. Jealous much?

Spinning Girl - you forgot to list your weekend condiments.

Sizz - I've often said that if everyone in the world took a bubble bath everyday, there would be no wars.

Jiggs - oooh...and give foot massages! I like it!

Sandra - I can't go through a day without my daily inspection.

Brookelina said...

MQ - it sounds so dirty when you say it.

TJG - it was, which just proves that I really need a life.

Egan - if possible, my weekend was even less exciting than I had planned.
Except for Gerard of course, he made it worthy.

Fritz - you're jealous of me? Did you have a big bowl of crazy for breakfast?

Phoenix - seriously, aren't you sorry you didn't ask me to marry you?

Tits - sounds perfect to me, Thunder Tits!

The real me said...

You're moving outta Jersey?

Bone said...

I'm with ya on the no football!

Did you watch 24? Yeah, not my favorite ep of the season, but looks like next week will be good.

Brookelina said...

TRM - I'm moving back to Jersey. I don't live there now.

Boner - I totally agree, not my favorite episode. As for football, I'm in mourning. I'm headed over to your blog now.

Toby said...

You're squeeky clean.

matty said...

You have excellent taste in film! I really do mean that! I would love to pick a movie marathon with you!

I am sure you know the joy that is WILD IN THE STREETS!!!!

If not, discover it!!!!