Saturday, January 06, 2007

My Cable Network - 01/07

Yet another list of recent keyword and phrase searches that landed people here at the Babbling Brooke Network.

ABC - About Brooke Channel
  • "brooke rose" homosexual
  • i miss brooke
  • my sisters hot friend brooke
  • fuck you brooke
  • brooke oregon bitch
Lifetime
  • I needed a bra
  • cause I'm hot blooded can't you see, i've got a fever of 103
  • when a man tells you not to fall in love with him
  • breaking up with a whiner
  • should i flash my boobs
  • "shit shy"
E! Network
  • Viggo + girlfriend
  • best bond ever
  • girl flashing naked from glass window
  • accidental nude in soap opera
  • funny "drunk dial" emails
CNN
  • "Branden looks like"
  • "they tickled me" horror
  • volkswagen crash commercial
  • stories from mistreated prisoners
Playboy - new!
  • my boobs really grew this summer
  • titless blog
  • stories about ripping each other's clothes off
  • oven mitts bicycle girl
  • wet herself traffic
  • my wife is a hot third grade teacher
  • FFF tits

37 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Hah! This is so grea...

wait...

hmmm ... should I flash my boobs?

Peter DeWolf said...

Man, that is a lot of boob talk.

Good for you!

Miss Syl said...

Now I'm utterly curious what "shit shy" is.

How do you see all these searches? My counter seems to only log in the major search engines.

Hypersonic said...

I ended up here by googling "tits incest shagging doggies by the brooke" That last one shoulda been "by the book" but I mis-typed.

Jessi said...

Lmao! I love looking through my own search stats because some of the craziest things come up. I got a good laugh out of reading yours, too, hehe.

Egan said...

I like the third grade teacher one. That may have been a dream sequence of mine.

Erin O'Brien said...

Is it normal to become sexually aroused by spinning girl's avatar?

I was going to say something about boobs, but now I'm off for sushi.

Hello.

Neil said...

I'm getting the feeling your network is definitely rated R.

Cincysundevil said...

Wow ....
I really need to get that Playboy channel.

Churlita said...

I had a guy reach my blog by googling "tiny tits" and then got all offended in my comments because I didn't link him. Wha?

The real me said...

You are SO popular, Miss B.

yournamehere said...

I got here by googling "asshat" and then hitting the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

yournamehere said...

Love ya.

Bill said...

I am totally enthralled by the search for, "oven mitts bicycle girl."

Well, think about it!

When I get out of the bathroom I'll return to right a proper comment.

Mmm ... "oven mitts bicycle girl" ...

Mone said...

Wet herself traffic!!

Without any words ;)

thephoenixnyc said...

LOL. My all tend to be the same.

Searches for the book or quotes related to "Skinny Legs and All"

or people searching for how to make their legs skinnier.

Think Frustrated said...

This is a great idea to put them into categories like this. No SPIKE TV? Where's your car chases and reruns of Star Trek?

matty said...

That is too funny. I stopped looking at how people found my blog. It was gettting a little disturbing.

I like that you were found by searching, "they tickled me" ...for some reason, this made me laugh out loud.

...getting looks at the cyber cafe.

Übermilf said...

Oven Mitts

just me said...

cool list. you should be proud.

i know i would.

Mark said...

Okay I've been reading you through my various incarnations of PEZ,soulthoughts,antihero, and Mark....it always makes me laugh at how people land here!

Tits McGee said...

Your list surely rivals mine.

Hot stuff.

matty said...

I love Tits McGee's profile picture. It makes me smile.

jiggs said...

triple F boobs? sounds painful!

Melliferous Pants said...

I miss cable.

G3T Films said...

Sorry, the 'should I flash my boobs?' thing was me. I'm seriously thinking about it. Now I just need boobs... can you lend me yours for the evening?

jamwall said...

i'm the one who wrote "girlwet herself trafficmy wife is a hot third grade teacherFFF tits" and found your blog.

i was wasted and aroused.

Sysm said...

I searched for "vampire flirting Springsteen washes with donkeys".

You were in the top 3 results.

Melliferous Pants said...

Someone keeps visiting my blog courtesy of "girl shits pants". Yay me.

ChickyBabe said...

I want to know all about titless blogs!

Jennifer said...

"titless blog"??

IS there such a thing?

TinaPoPo said...

I wish I got these channels through my DirecTV package.

BV said...

my boobs really grew this summer

I'm still laughing over this one.

Toby said...

I thought I heard boobs.

sandra said...

Nobody ever gets to my site via a boob search!

Danielle said...

so funny... you gotta love it!!!

The Dummy said...

Is that how people find you on Google now?