Rich said...in Genoa it is now practice to pin a live frog to ones shoulder, stand in the main square and say "bibble" to passerbyes. Giuseppe Pericu, a close family friend, and Armani now secretly own the largest frog farm in Italy.
I do that at the end of every work day. I stand in the main square and smack my fingers up and down my lips going, "Bibble bibble bibble." It's very relaxing. said...You could admit to some past fashion crimes. Let's see, did you have layered hair, wear rainbow eyeshadow up to your brow, don an Argyle sweater vest with a t-shirt underneath, or did you do that bag lady thing from the late eighties where you mixed layers of leggings, hippie skirts, gigantic sweaters and scarves?
I wore all of those. At once. said...Why don't you write about how you tormented me via IM when the Colts were down 21-3 and how you had to subsequently eat those words? Why don't you write about that?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Why don't you go worship TO with Nick?
said...Tell us your top 5 sexual fetishes, please.
They all involve tall, dark, handsome men from NYC who are well-read, well traveled, and frighteningly intelligent. Unfortunately, none of those men seem to be available at this time. said...Heard any terrible elementary age jokes lately?
Knock Knock! Who's there?Lydia!Lydia Who?The lid a your trash can just blew off! said...i feel just the same.
I'm so glad I'm not alone in my torment. said...You could talk about your strangest sex location, or why you started blogging, or why you haven't come to visit me yet, or your favorite wine, or where you plan to vacation this year, or your dream car, or......
Strangest sex location: the boys' bathroom of a youth hostel in Austria. Don't judge me.Why I started blogging: click here.Why I haven't come to visit you yet: I promise I will come visit you. The minute you move to Hawaii.My favorite wine: any Australian Shiraz or Italian Pinot Grigio. Actually whatever you have in your wine cabinet will do.Vacation: I thought I'd spend Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale. Ha.Dream Car: one that runs on water.
said...Did the cat get your tongue as well? Do you have a secret you'd like to reveal?
I do! A friend of mine is expecting a baby! But I'm not allowed to tell anyone. So shhhh..don't tell anyone.
Dammit.
said...if you had to choose between a slice of chocolate cake, an orange or a sloppy joe which would you pick? ok. no. really. what's your favorite song right now?
Seriously? You think anything has a chance against cake? I don't really have a favorite song at the moment, but I have been listening to the soundtrack from Layer Cake pretty much 24/7.
said... I would like to know, what type of cut up person you were in high school.. Any juicey stories???
I was actually quite popular in high school - not necessarily with boys - just in general. I was the one that everyone liked as a friend. I hung out with people from all the different groups. Boys didn't really notice me much until I was about a junior, and by then I lost interest in high school - and the boys there - and had moved onto college boys and college bars. said...ähhhm...
Me too. said...A little less talk and a little more action can be a good thing sometimes.
By the way, I once had a sex dream and that song was playing in the background the whole time. said...Why don't you write about the time a donkey ate your underwear?
That was Nick. Anonymous said...Yes Brooke...please share some High School stories!!! Ha. Or you can say you're on your way to Jersey. smiles...Roberta
Want to hear about the Catholic schoolgirl that I corrupted by bringing her to bars, getting her hammered, and introducing her to sordid assorted men? said...Not having a thing to say isn't so bad.
Are you telling me to shut up? Someone ought to.
said...Tell them about the time you dropped the soap.
That was Nick.
said...Tell me more about my eyes.
Can't we just go straight to making out? said...It's just good to hear the sound of your voice.
And for only 3.99 a minute! said...(lovely haiku, followed by...) Failing that, you could list the meats you have eaten. That's what I would do.
Did I ever tell you about the time I had to dice up 20 cow tongues for a catering job? I didn't eat meat for 10 years after that, so my meat list is fairly short. said...Religion and politics usually fan the flames, you could try one of those. Or you could roll them both into one and discuss abortion.
Excellent! For instance, do you ever wonder where we would all be if Barbara Bush had gotten an abortion?
said...You could always pander to those of us with prurient interests. You know, more swimsuit or bikini pics. I know .. I know .. my odds are slim and none. But a guy can dream, can't he?
You know, they have websites for that sort of thing. Pervert.(Call me.) said...A weather report from sunny FLA would be nice. (Especially since it's looking more and more like Superman's fortress of solitude around here lately.)
We don't do weather reports down here. It's the same everyday. Sunny with a chance of rain during rush hour. High of 85. It's so redundant. said...I can't think of anything to say either. Must be January.
I can blame a whole month for being brain dead? Awesome! said...Incredible. With absolutley nothing to say, you still garner three times the comments as I do. Why do I bother?
Hey now, I pay good money for those comments.
said...say a little prayer for you. Say anything. Say your favorite color stretch pants. Say She Sells Seashells By The Seashore (3x fast) Say, I told you so.
Can't I just copy and paste what you wrote? RIch said...
Yooou suck! And if rumours are to be believed... quite well!
You better believe it! I pay good money for those rumors.
(Call me.)
said...! Do a mini play about the sexiest encounter that you have had with a complete stranger. Or you could write about television. Whatever.
Did you happen to see my answer regarding strangest sex location? Cause that answers the first part of your request. Shut up.Television rules! said...This one time... at band camp...
Seriously, my mother tried to send me to band camp one year. I refused to go. Now I'm pissed off because it would have been awesome to be able to seriously use that line.
Thank you all for your support!
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On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to make one last comment. To Simon Cowell and the rest of the American Idol dipshits. "A Song for You" is not a Donny Hathaway song. It is a Leon Russell song. Why you keep saying it's a Donny Hathaway song I don't know, especially considering you are supposed to be in the music business and should have a basic knowledge of such things. So get it straight. Donny Hathaway covered it. Leon Russell was the original writer and performer. Morons.
I feel better now.