Friday, October 20, 2006

What I Learned in School This Week

About fire safety:
Remember Ms. Wose, never play with mattresses.

About the vocabulary word "coincidence":
I know a coincidence, Ms. Wose! My daddy and her daddy are getting out of jail on the same day! That's a coincidence!


About how to spell the word "but":
giggle giggle giggle


17 comments:

Egan said...

Have you considered hosting a children's tv show? Kind of like Bill Cosby used to do. It would be very fun.

yournamehere said...

Mattress back.

Tits McGee said...

Heh heh...you said "but."

Hypersonic said...

I don't get the last on....oooooohh...now I do.

Monkey said...

I love you.

I'll remember to never play with mattresses. Indeed.

Sizzle said...

ha ha! now that's good stuff.

Übermilf said...

That reminds me of ÜberElder advising me to "Just say no to shrugs" last year.

Bill said...

Are you enjoying this job? Is it actually fun? If so, you should probably keep it a secret. I think that may be against the rules.

matty said...

Children say the darnd'est things.

Wait.

I think that was a show my Grandmother watched before I was born!

Cactus Prick said...

And I thought I was the only one who set mattresses ablaze... Well, until I discovered lube that is.

Brookelina said...

Egan - how cool would that be? I could wear goofy clothes and talk in a dorky voice. Wait...I do that now.

Todd - is that some sort of code?

Tits - hehehe...you said tits.

Alistair - hehehe...I said but.

Monkey - I love you too. And it's good you got something out of this lesson.

Sizz - I have to start writing this stuff down, if I had it would have been a much longer post.

Ubie - or when my nephew held my brother up with his water gun and said "Say your chairs, partner!"

Bill - shhhhhhh.

Matt - and yet they still do!

Prick - so you say, but I still have no proof of your blazing mattress abilities.

Bill said...

Shhhh ... I won't say a word.

jiggs said...

"butt"!

JJ said...

Kids say the darndest things.

Egan said...

The way I see it Brooke, anyone can have a talk show. I guarantee yours would be ten times more interesting than Rachael Ray's.

FindingHeart said...

My favorite is teaching the planets to 5th graders and making them write a poem about the seventh planet. Yeah, I like being childish. :)

thephoenixnyc said...

They'll change their tune about playing with mattresses soon enough Ms. Wose.