Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Perfect Man

Today is the birthday of the object of my desire - Viggo Mortensen. He is hot, gorgeous, talented, hot, artistic, intelligent, well-spoken, sexy, and did I mention hot? And as if I didn't already think he was ice cream and cake, I read this today from one of his interviews (click link to read the whole article):

Interviewer: Are you anti-Bush, as the pundits say?

Viggo: No, I'm not anti-Bush; I'm anti-Bush behavior. In other words, I'm against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason, and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his Administration.

Seriously, I think I'm in love.

93 comments:

Knitty Kitty said...

as am I, but today I'll let you have him...

tango jellybean said...

meow! Gorgeous and well-spoken....

Neil said...

Uh, you know, I voted for Kerry...

ducklet said...

You know, he and I went to the same high school (watertown, ny). Except of course, he went before I was born, so unfortunately (for him) we never got to hang out much. I think Richard Grieco also went to Watertown. Bodes well for me. Somehow. Too bad he's all against cheating. If I see him at the reunion, I'll tell him you said 'hi.'

Lambchop said...

Uh, yeah...He's HOT!

Great blog!
Chops~

The real me said...

He's so melt-in your mouth, not in you hands yummy!

Nice picture.

Brookelina said...

Knitty - thanks. You can't have him back.

Tango - meow! I love that! And your name, I will be by to check out your blog after school. (that sounds so goofy)

Neil - I'm thinking there is a six degrees of separation thing here with Sophia knowing all these famous people.

Brando - there is my first degree of separation! Sort of.

Chops! I love that too. I will see you after school too!

TRM - he can melt wherever he likes!

Spirit Of Owl said...

He looks foul and feels fair.

JJ said...

Sheesh, now I want to sleep with him.

MoDigli said...

Man oh man! ... Hot, smart, AND noble? This is guy has N&D written all over him!

Nick said...

Still with this Viggo fetish? Brooke I think it's time for an intervention. Although you might be able to covince SMB to do a little weise-drei.

ginonymous said...

yaaaay!! when you get married, my imaginary bofriend and i will be pleased to be there.

Egan said...

Please tell me you saw Viggo pull fake worms out of his mug while on The Daily Show.

Sizzle said...

i thought he was hot before, but now after that quote, um, he is extra delicious.

Brookelina said...

Owl - that's it. I'm sending you to the plucking machine. And it is not as much fun as it sounds.

JJ - hands off!

MoMo - he would be N&D if I could actually get my hands on him.

Nick - weezer who?

AA - we don't have to wait! You two can come to my imaginary wedding!

Egan - VIGGO WAS ON THE DAILY SHOW AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!?!?

Ms. Sizzle - nutritious AND delicious!

Gordy said...

Bless, all you women fighting over Viggo..I don't see it :-)

yournamehere said...

Too bad he likes boys.

Brookelina said...

Gordy - this from a man in a skirt.

Todd - bite your tongue!!

Spirit Of Owl said...

viggo would bite todd's tongue.

Spirit Of Owl said...

I meant: would viggo bite todd's tongue? That's what I meant.

Brookelina said...

Owl - you are so plucked.

yournamehere said...

I don't even know who this guy is, Brooke. I said what I said out of jealousy for his hold over you.

And because he's a giant 'mo.

darth said...

wait..is he the elf guy?

Brookelina said...

I'm going to hurt the both of you.

Nick said...

I thought he was the beard guy. And everyone knows he hungers for cock.


Brooke - weise-drei = 3 way

Übermilf said...

Is that all jealous men can come up with, "He's gay?" That's pretty sad.

Brookelina said...

Nick - you said cock.

Ubie - I think it's wishful thinking on their part. Don't you?

yournamehere said...

You're right. The "He's gay" thing is lame. How about:
He's a lousy dresser.
He can't dance.
He's socially inept.

Fuck, I just described myself. God damn it.

Brookelina said...

So if he was gay, he would be the perfect man for you too!

Ruben said...

Anyone who sees through the bush administrations bullshit is alright in my book. Go and have lots of babies with him and name your first born after me. Damn! I'm self absorbed.

Calzone said...

That dude is so hot!!!I would so like to play a little wolf and piggy with him. I'd like to lick him up and down from his gorgeous toes to his aristoctatic neck.

hey Viggo how bout some fries with that shake yo?

Calzone said...

oh yeah and brooke I can't stop thinking about you.

Nick said...

I am so turned on right now.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

I have never been a big fan, but after reading that quote, I am now.

Brookelina said...

Ruben - We will name our first born "Bohemian Negro" - after you.

Calzone - I told you you're gay.

Nick - I am too actually.

TJ - keep your hands off him or I'll take Jon from you.

Übermilf said...

Calzone, Mistress Ubermilf would like to have a word with you.

My whip's back from the shop.

And you've been very naughty.

Nick said...

she's gonna whip you good, boy. And not in the fun way.

Brookelina said...

Oh cool! Get your tickets here!!

Calzone said...

I'm not gay...I just really want to fuck that Viggo dude.

Nick said...

I don't think I've ever seen a gay dragon before.

gone said...

Brooke, I didn't comment here because I know how much JJ must have been disappointed by this post since he's not your perfect ideal of a man. And with his feeling in mind, I refused to comment.

Not really. But anyways.

I just saw "A History of Violence" last night. Jesus. That movie is raw. And even though Viggo pulled off a superb acting job and a seamless character flip, the rest of the cast (besides the big kids) in supporting roles were talentless hacks and the "denouement" was lifeless.

So, I came by to give your Viggo props for breathing what little life there existed in that movie. It was his.

Nick said...

They should change that movie's name. cross out "history" and replace it with "shitload".

gone said...

Yes.

Simka said...

He's hot, but his teeth looked a little small and rotten in Lord of the Rings. How do the choppers look in the new movie?

MoDigli said...

Uh, okay, I'm late to this party. Or, I should say - I left early and came back late!

YNH ~ WHAT exactly is a GIANT MO??? Hmmmm????

:) Mo(mo)

Neil said...

Thinking of you in Florida. I hope all is well, or at least Viggo came to rescue you.

thephoenixnyc said...

Ohh ra!! Way to go Vigo!!

Jaxe said...

Hey Brooke! Yes Viggo makes me *swoon* too, but that's just because I'm a geek and he played Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. Hmmm. I shouldn't have said that. *takes his hobbit dolls and runs away*

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sunshine said...

I heard something like 6 million people are without power right now... hope you're not among them!! Or at least that school is cancelled for Tuesday so you'll have time to regroup.....hang in there!

Marel Lecone said...

Nicely put . . . I mean, nicely put together. Seriously, I like what he had to say. :) I love how he has been around for so long and now, in the last couple of years, he is finally getting recognition. :)

Calzone said...

I'd like to jiggle his ass, then give him the hungry goat, then finish him off with the reach around,

Nick said...

you exude class, calzone. Why not throw in a glass bottom boat and a rusty trombone.

Melanie was here said...

I am totally in love with him. I think he is on my top 5 list.

Egan said...

Viggo's cock will rot soon if this post is up any longer. That or it will turn to gold.

MoDigli said...

Oh, goodness! With Wilma hitting you down there, I'm starting to get concerned. Your blog hasn't been updated, and I haven't seen you commenting elsewhere.

My aunt and uncle in Miami had TERRIBLE damage - roof got torn off, electricity is off, water coming in the house, etc. ... (they are okay, though.)

I hope nothing like that has happened to you, Brooke! Thinking of you and hoping all is well!

Egan said...

Yes, what Mogdigli said. I know you are sort of close to my in-laws in West Palm Beach. Most likely you are without power like they are. Interested to hear how the whole Wilma thing went.

gone said...

Yeah, we are all hoping you are safe from Wilma's wrath and that the high winds didn't turn you Republican.

Anonymous said...

Just spoke with Brooke, she is safe and well...without power and water, having not showered for 3 days she is a more miserable bitch than normal and bailing north to NJ (hopefully) if the airport ever opens.
She'll update when she gets here
BTW I'm her friend Roberta

Calzone said...

Brooke all stinky is so hot yo.

Nick said...

Yay! Brooke's OK!

Gordy said...

Maybe Viggo will come and scrub your back in the shower!

Neil said...

Hi, Roberta,

Thanks for letting us know that Brooke is OK. I was so worried about Brooke, but now that I know she's OK, I can think about other things like --

So, Roberta, are you as hot as your friend Brooke (but hopefully a little less cranky)? Do you have any photos of yourself on your blog?

Be safe, Brooke!

gone said...

Good news is like a hurricane turning right before it hits the coast.

Lo Lo Lova said...

That is fabulous news that our Brookie is okay!!

sunshine said...

What an ordeal, oh my, what a mess.... so sorry to hear about the loss of power and water. If you've never lived through it you can't imagine how it takes over your life. I'm glad to hear Brooke is OK.

Wonder if this means she's fleeing temporarily to New Jersey or flat out moving??? If she's flat out moving I wouldn't blame her!

darth said...

thanks roberta for the update!
glad to hear you are ok, brooke...coming to NJ with a washcloth, right now.

Übermilf said...

Yeah, Brooke... relocate, sweetie.

We need you here.

Neil said...

If Brooke doesn't respond soon, I say we kick her ass when she reappears. How long do we have to wait for some response? They were able to get emails out of Iraq during wartime. Surely there is some laptop working somewhere in Florida.

Neil said...

I'm sorry. I meant to say "playfully pat her ass..."

sunshine said...

From this morning's Ft. Lauderdale Sun Sentinel: Florida Power and Light expects to have 95% of customers' power restored by Nov. 8 and that they haven't seen this level of damage to power lines since Hurricane Andrew.

NOV. 8!!!!!

Poor Brooke!

Neil said...

November 8th. That's terrible. And isn't there a large population of senior citizens living in that area? Isn't this dangerous for some of them?

Egan said...

Maybe we can continue to comment until November 8th. That means she should have roughly 130 comments to address. Being the swell person she is, I wouldn't be surprised if she did actually do that.

I know if I were in her shoes, I would be chomping at the bit to get on the net. I'm an addict.

Marel Lecone said...

Oh, yeah, Nov. 8th is way too long!

Hope to hear from you soon.

:)

Neil said...

Tonight on the Web:

Brooke-Watch: DAY 7

Bloggers around the world gasped at the news that they may not hear from their beloved Brooke until November 8. Some, like blogger Egan, questioned the New Jersey born Brooke's motives. "Perhaps she's doing this as a stunt to get as many comments as possible." Others were shocked to think that this could be possible from such a moral and upstanding citizen such as Brooke. Of course, many her readers remembered the story of the tattoo in Amsterdam and Egan's theory seemed more and more possible. Is this an elaborate Halloween stunt?

Come back tomorrow for DAY 8 of Brooke-watch.

sunshine said...
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sunshine said...

She must still be in Florida. If she were in New Jersey she would probably be online by now.

She's probably standing in line somewhere, waiting for government issued ice and anti-perspirant.

OK, everyone, on the count of three: send positive zee ray thoughts in the general direction of South Florida. Send them to New Jersey too, just in case.

Zee rays, zee rays, zee rays.....

Calzone said...

At least we keep getting to look at Viggo. I'd like to give him the Abraham Lincoln.

Damien said...

Ohhh man its that guy again, although I remember he did do a great Vanity Fair spead, I think it was last year (worth a look for fans)

Monkey said...

Viggo is starting to smell, just a little. Time for his bath?

ducklet said...

you suck brooke. you don't even post and you get 80 comments. i was totally going to service you.

well that ship has sailed, sister.

Neil said...

Tonight on the Web:

Brooke-Watch: DAY 8

Day turns into night as loyal readers try to keep Brooke's blog alive until she reappears, like Lazarus.

Jus so everyone doesn't get bored here, I have decided to answer a meme as Brooke would no doubt answer it herself:

Favorite Blog: Citizen of the Month

Blogger I'd Most Want to Go to Bed With: Neil of Citizen of the Month

If I had a Choice between Viggo or Neil, who would it be?: Neil

Favorite Musician: Bruce Springsteen

If I had a Choice between Bruce or Neil, who would it be?: Neil

Egan said...

Neil, you are cracking me up man. Perhaps we should hire Jim Cantore or Stephanie Abrams of The Weather Channel to keep us posted?

Right now it's only a Tropical Depression Brooke.

And if you don't know who Stephanie Abrams is, you ought to start watching The Weather Channel more often. I have included a convenient link to her page. This picture doesn't do her justice though.

http://press.weather.com/index.php/meteorologists/9.html

Monkey - Viggo is getting rather stanky.

Brookelina said...

DO NOT MOCK THE VIGGO!!

I'm back! And thank you all for your fabulous comments!

Egan said...

Moi? I love Viggo. I just think he needs a bath is all. Maybe you can administer the bath Brooke.

Brookelina said...

I don't have a problem with that. Could you contact his people about setting this up?

Egan said...

Speaking of Viggo, I saw History of Violence last night. Huh, did Viggo have a tail at some point in time?

Brookelina said...

A tail? Are you insulting the Viggo? I haven't seen the movie because I hear it's super violent and I'm a sissy. Do you recommend it?

Egan said...

Yes, not surprisingly it was a pretty gory movie. I would recommend it though. The movie was rather thought provoking if you ask me. Some may find it too violent, but it's titled "History of Violence". Plus you get to see Viggo's ass and abs.

Brookelina said...

I will have to suffer through the violence then. *sigh*

Nick said...

How about a new post you comment whore.

Jill said...

I would say something intelligent about the film, but I'm just going to say if you're a fan (and obviously you are) you MUST see it. My boyfriend asked me if I "needed to be left alone."

Brookelina said...

Nick - prick.

Jill - well now I have to see it.

Peter DeWolf said...

Found this post through the BlogReader interview.

I am no stranger to a celebrity crush myself. But, I vowed to stop mentioning her in my blog. Can I mention her in other people's comments sections though? hmmmmm

Great site!