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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
14 comments:
very funny...
can't wait for part 2 of your story!
my landlord sent me the funniest birthday card i recieved this year. i don't know how he knew of my love for pirates, but he nailed it.
front: for your birthday, some fine pirate booty
inside: cartoon pirates mooning me!
how did he know?
Classic.
I got one with two redneck children on front beating the hell out of an oozing trash bag suspended from a tree, titled "Hillbilly Pinata."
Oh, I'll bet that really cheered you up!
My favorite "getting older" birthday card showed a cariacature of a lady whose boobs were so long and stretched out that they were slung over her shoulders.
Inside, the caption was:
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Followed of course by:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(as if!)
Every year I get a card from my dad mocking my advancing age. FROM MY DAD! He's much older than me, you see.
(snicker) Argh vertigo! (chortle) Argh more vertigo! (teehee) Aaaargh old age! (titter) Argh no I tittered!!! 80}
(looking up their skirts as they fly overhead).. and I can sure see your age
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I saw a similar card to that suggested by Sunshine..basically an older woman with boobs round her knees, and the caption was.
For your birthday, here's something that no twenty something has..tits round her knees!
Nick, Every Party Has A Pooper.
Congrats on being the party pooper!
Very funny. And happy birthday! Gives me a great idea of what to do with Grandma.
I'm kidding. (I wish she was still around - she'd have loved that joke.)
Wow, I wish I was so old I wasn't afraid of plummeting to my death.
Hippo Birdies, Brooke. Mippo Birdies Two Ewes.
You know you're old when you carry a purse as big as a suitcase! LOL! ... and a cane, too!
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