Tuesday, September 20, 2005

What A View


one of my birthday cards

16 comments:

Knitty Kitty said...

very funny...

can't wait for part 2 of your story!

ginonymous said...

my landlord sent me the funniest birthday card i recieved this year. i don't know how he knew of my love for pirates, but he nailed it.

front: for your birthday, some fine pirate booty

inside: cartoon pirates mooning me!

how did he know?

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Classic.

Übermilf said...

I got one with two redneck children on front beating the hell out of an oozing trash bag suspended from a tree, titled "Hillbilly Pinata."

sunshine said...

Oh, I'll bet that really cheered you up!

My favorite "getting older" birthday card showed a cariacature of a lady whose boobs were so long and stretched out that they were slung over her shoulders.

Inside, the caption was:
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Followed of course by:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(as if!)

yournamehere said...

Every year I get a card from my dad mocking my advancing age. FROM MY DAD! He's much older than me, you see.

Spirit Of Owl said...

(snicker) Argh vertigo! (chortle) Argh more vertigo! (teehee) Aaaargh old age! (titter) Argh no I tittered!!! 80}

The Moviequill said...

(looking up their skirts as they fly overhead).. and I can sure see your age

gone said...

I loved it. I once gave Jacob a birthday card that was suppose to be a cute "lets grow old together" card, blank card inside. He liked it except for it was two old ladies!

gone said...

BTW, is it your Birthday?!

Hmmmm...was that a stupid question?

Nick said...

Did you know that scanning falls under the US Copyright law. It is considered reproduction, you should check Title 12 of the US Code. If you ever charge money to come to this site, you will have just comitted a federal crime. Nice!

Gordy said...

I saw a similar card to that suggested by Sunshine..basically an older woman with boobs round her knees, and the caption was.

For your birthday, here's something that no twenty something has..tits round her knees!

Lo Lo Lova said...

Nick, Every Party Has A Pooper.
Congrats on being the party pooper!

Bill said...

Very funny. And happy birthday! Gives me a great idea of what to do with Grandma.

I'm kidding. (I wish she was still around - she'd have loved that joke.)

JJ said...

Wow, I wish I was so old I wasn't afraid of plummeting to my death.

Hippo Birdies, Brooke. Mippo Birdies Two Ewes.

MoDigli said...

You know you're old when you carry a purse as big as a suitcase! LOL! ... and a cane, too!