Monday, September 05, 2005

What I Want For My Birthday

My birthday is Wednesday.
This is what I would like to wake up to.
Please see what you all can do.
Thanks in advance.
To wake up next to Viggo










**Added note: Thanks to all for my happy birthday wishes! And special thanks to those that sent me e-cards, email greetings,and mentioned me on their blogs (especially the ones with the fabulous pictures!). It was all very much appreciated and made turning the big 4-0 a little less freaky. I love you guys!

Still waiting on Viggo.......

70 comments:

The real me said...

Broooooke,
Are we going to have this discussion again?

I think I want this photo for my new screensaver.

ohhh la la

The Moviequill said...

Viggo sandwich eh? (I looked into it but damn, my Visa card won't go that high)

yournamehere said...

Brooke,
Who is this person?

Lushy said...

I've made some calls; however, I believe I was screened. I'll try again.

MoDigli said...

Viggo, of course! Poor Brad is feeling a little left out, y'know!!! ..... sheeeesh!

And I'm noticing those dimples on Viggo... CUTE!

Neil said...

I'm not sure I can get him, but you do know that Viggo and Neil both have five letters in their names.

Wait, hold on -- one, two, three, four...

Uh... just stay there. I have until Wednesday to officially change my legal name to Neile.

The Dummy said...

Well we may not be able to get you Viggo himself, but I'm sure we could find lots of pictures of him! :)

Happy (upcoming) birthday! :)

H said...

he comes into the store that my sister works at fairly often. but i don't think it's professional of her to ask if he's available for a quick flight to the east coast. he keeps looking at this old saddle they have for sale. if you want to get it for him i'm sure he'll at least give you a call.

Gordy said...

and you could have had me, but no Viggo was what you wanted..

I called..he will be round at 9am on the day..no need to thanks me!

BamaGirl said...

Yeah, that's pretty hot! Good luck with that! Have a great birthday!

BossMack said...

What it do baby!

JJ said...

I wish you would have chosen a picture when I wasn't just waking up. Jeez, SMG, I look terrible.

Übermilf said...

He wants an old saddle??? Nick. Nick! Yoo hoo! Brooke needs you!

Happy Birthday tomorrow! A Viggo for a Virgo!

H said...

i love happy birthdays, mine's coming in a week!!! yaaaay!!

Brookelina said...

I'm back!!!!!!!!! Thanks for all the good wishes. Birthday's tomorrow so keep 'em coming!

TRM - he's mine. It's my birthday and so I get my way.

MQ - you could probably put it on more than one card.

YNH - VIGGO!

Lushy - keep at it girlfriend.

MoMo - Brad is too busy with Angelina to take any notice of me. Looks like it's time for Brookalina to make an appearance!

Neile - you're too cute.

DD - pictures? You know I won't settle.

H - address of store please. (kidding)
(sort of)

Gordy - Viggo and I will send you a nice fruit basket.

Bama - that's a birthday present!

BM - yeah baby!

JJ - if that were you do you think I would ever let you out of the bedroom?

Ubie - lasso up Nick for me!!!! Woohoo!

H - another Virgo! We rule.

Nick said...

Whoa, um, did someone want to lasso me? Oh.. it was for strategic saddle acquisition purposes. I'll call my people and see what we can do. Until then please be satisfied with the Birthday Joke I left for you in the comments section of my fff post. And remember it is only a joke and it's not even mine so please don't kill me, uh, actually Ubermilf told me to tell it.

Kris said...

I feel a pun coming on!!!

Wherever viggo,
Whatever vee do,
We're gonna go through it together!

No?

Brookelina said...

Nick - I feel a homicidal rage coming on....

Kris - thank you for the laugh! LOL!!

Gordy said...

Well, gee thanks :-)

Danielle said...

Yummmmy.... I'll have what she's having.

And seconds.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Ah, wouldn't that be nice!!!!

Übermilf said...

Nick is yours to torment and destroy.

I needed a break from it, anyway.

But I'm here to consult, or lend a hand, if you need it.

Brookelina said...

Gordy - no worries!

Danielle - hands off chicka, he's mine!

TJ - wouldn't it though?

Ubie - I can always count on you. However, I think this should be a team effort. After all, there is no "I" in team.

Brian said...

Brooke Mortensen does have a certain ring to it...better than Brooke Pitt

WhiteBoyBob said...

Sorry I can't help you with your birthday wish, but happy birthday anyway. Have a good one (unlike mine the other week).

WhiteBoyBob said...

Oh, and Brian is right. Brooke Pitt? Nah.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Question for you Brooke. What's with the -** next to some of the names (mine included) in your list of DA BLOGS!

I'm assuming it's to indicate all the most super cool ones of course? ;o)

Ruben said...

Now if you got that for your birthday could you handle it is the question? I think you'd need a whip, some cherries, a donkey and a pair of handcuffs. Happy Birthday!

Brookelina said...

Brian - I do like the sound of that....

Bob my lovely - the stars are to indicate new posts on the blogs. However, the stars seem to show up whenever they feel like it. So yes, they show off the super cool. And by the way, so glad you are back! I missed you!

Ruben baby - you doubt I can handle myself with a studmuffin in my bed? Shame on you.

Nick said...

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in meant pie, and meat is an anagram of meat... I have no idea where I'm going with this.

The real me said...

And you're still not blogrolling me...
Is that my punishment for claiming Viggo for myself??

:(

OK, I'll let you have him...

yournamehere said...

I still don't know who he is.

Knitty Kitty said...

He looks like he would be great to wake up next too... Maybe we can mail you a cut out...

Melliferous Pants said...

It's not even my birthday tomorrow and I'd like that.

Happy barely early birthday!

Nick said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Nick said...

Damn you, Pants, you beat me. I am so off my game.

WhiteBoyBob said...

YNH - Viggo Mortenson (sic) played Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings movies. Plus he's done some other stuff as well. He alos writes iffy poetry, but the ladies seem to go for that sort of thing.

Evil Petting Zoo said...

Happy bday....e

Loz said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKE!!!
I've mailed Viggo to you - I licked the stamps but they wouldn't stick, so as it turns out I had to lick Viggo.

xxxxx

JJ said...

Happy Birthday, SMG. I will be out for the evening if you want to have Viggo over for a sandwich. I thought you were more into soups, but if it's a sandwich Viggo wants, I'm sure you'll whip one up for him. Just make sure he's gone before I get back.

Miss Browneyedgirlie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Melanie was here said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BROOKE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have an awesome day, Brooke!
xoxoxo,
Mel

Lushy said...

Happy Birthday, Brooke! Hope this year is your best, yet!

Dating Blog said...

Happy bday! Hope your wish comes true.

Übermilf said...

Happy Birthday, Brooke! We love you!

im here somewhere said...

i feel so stooopoid that i didnt recognize his name at ubie. i love this man. he can procreate with me anyday....

H said...

take a stroll down abbot kinney in venice. happy birthday.

You Can't Afford Me said...

happy birthday brooke!!

Lo Lo Lova said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
CLEANING IS COOL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BROOKIE
JASON MORGAN LOVES YOU

Have a great birthday!!!!

Girl With An Alibi said...

Oh...Sorry Brooke. Today's my mom's Birthday too and I already sent him to her!!! Well maybe next year (assuming I can pry mom off him by then.)

Happy Birthday Woman!!!

gone said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! For you, I'll eat something today. For you. I'll. Eat. Something. (fingers crossed)

The Dummy said...

Okay, it's official: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :)

MoDigli said...

Happity Happity BIRTHDAY, Brookie!!!!
Eat cake and ice cream! Drink margaritas!

BTW, Has Viggo arrived yet?

And lastly, did you let the kiddies at school in on your birthday being today? And did they all make you sweet little cards and give you lots of hugs?!!! I hope so!

Lots of love on this special day! :))

yournamehere said...

Brooke,
I mailed Viggo to you but I didn't make any air holes, so his lifeless body should be there in a few weeks.

Just kidding. Have a great birthday, sweetheart.

Sophia said...

Happy Birthday, you man-thief you! :)

Damien said...

I almost, almost got his autograph when he was in NZ filming LOTR, why can't we all look that good?

gone said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! If I could, I'd bring this man to your bed.

God said...

I have summoned Viggo. I hope you have protection darling.

sunshine said...

Happy birthday, Brooke! Best wishes for a wonderful year to come!

And remember, 40 is the new 30.
But wait, you only look 30 already. And 30 is the new 20. So really, it's like you're not even legal drinking age yet. Ha!

Brookelina said...

Oh Thank God.

Kallun said...

Happy Birthday!!!

H said...

yeah, god rules.

Bougie Black Boy said...

happy belated birthday!

God said...

http://www.20six.de/-/pub/lea_ysaye/Viggo_56.JPG Brooke, is this more to your liking? He's a little booked right now. I did meet a fellow named Vigeaux, but he's not as handsome.

Viggo said...

Brooke,

I just wanted to leave a little note thanking your for that wonderful evening last night. It felt as if when your turned 40 in my arms you blossomed like a delicate flower and became the woman you always dreamed you would become. Nothing can stand in your way ever again.

I'm sorry I had to leave so early, but we're shooting in Vancouver tomorrow. I've made love to many women, but never with someone as exciting and passionate as you.

You owe Neil a big thanks for calling up my agent at CAA and setting up this special birthday gift.

Yours,

Viggo

Brookelina said...

I was wondering when "Viggo" would make an appearance. You never fail to disappoint.

And I just have to say that the idea of men (and God) looking for naked pictures of Viggo for me is very flattering. And sort of hot.

evercurious said...

Happy, Happy (belated) Birthday! I hope it was a wonderful one to be followed by a more wonderful year! Pics? Fun? Martinis? Fill us in when you recuperate. P.S. How was Viggo?

diadima said...

we have the same birthday

joanne said...

Good grief, I am late on this one. I am sorry! Happy belated Brooke! My birthday was yesterday! Hope it was wonderful and special for you.

. said...

Happy birthday, the big four-O is next year for me.

Ted.