Monday, September 26, 2005

The 23 Meme

Two of my favorite bloggers, Kris and Lushy, have done this meme on their blogs. Being that I have had very few original thoughts lately - I am doing it too. Here are the instructions.

1. Delve into your blog archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

(This is actually from one of my favorite posts. I'm going to add the sentence that follows because it's much funnier that way.)

It has been reported that Brookelina has already been fitted with an exact duplicate of Jolie's body and face, including her famous lips. When asked how she felt about taking on this new role, Brookelina's reply was, "Holy shit, look at these tits!!!"

The rest can be read if you click here.

Now you.

28 comments:

gone said...

Who?

Brookelina said...

You.

Kris said...

Thanks for the shout out, yo! I'm glad too that my name didn't somehow get put into your hooker post (mistakenly, of course).

This is best meme yet, isn't it?

yournamehere said...

In a month's time, I'll be posting my grocery list, that's how out of ideas I am.

Brookelina said...

Kris - no worries. I would never confuse with a homicidal hooker.

Todd - you are talking to the girl who once posted her plans for the day - and then what she actually did. I hear ya.

Lushy said...

Thanks for the kind promotion, Brooke!

It is much better to be facing a Jolie transplant than to be facing the whole plum thing. :)

MoDigli said...

Ahhh yes, the days of Brookalina. That's when Brunei came into your life. Remember the old days?! ha! :)

gone said...

Ok.

Cactus Prick said...

You funny girl. You makea me raff!

My 23rd post doesn't have 5 sentences.

WhiteBoyBob said...

I won't put it on my blog as no one reads it anymore - and who can blame them it's about as interesting as boiled cabbage. But here is the fith sentence of my 23rd blog: -

"I've been given a sack full of pain killers, which help a great deal and with the added bonus that I feel off my nut most of the time."

Übermilf said...

Ah. Memories.

gone said...

I posted mine...but on my blog. It's from my "wooly jumpers" and "vintage sex" post. It's how most people stumble upon my blog, unfortunately.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Not many memories for me, just an addiction to strong painkillers.

Brookelina said...

You all crack me up!

im here somewhere said...

oh the brad pitt post. i remember it so well....

Lo Lo Lova said...

You're way hotter than Angelina. Sorry to all her fans, but I don't think she's pretty. She just looks like a blow-up doll to me.

Girl With An Alibi said...

Clearly I need to read some of your older posts. :D

thephoenixnyc said...

Well, here is mine:

A long running tradition in which boys dress like girls and vice versa in a tiny Texas school district won't be held today after a parent complained over what she saw as the event's homosexual overtones.

im here somewhere said...

my line was stupid so im choosing not to play the meme. as you know my writing style is a little different than other so my line was something like." i just wanna punch her in the face"

not worth a full post since i say that all the time.

darth said...

ok, so my 23rd post was about how i've never worn a pair of denim jeans. wtf?

http://darthworld.blogspot.com/2004/09/ok-so-ive-never-worn-jeans.html

Übermilf said...

I will write a poem to Brooke

Look, it's Brooke!
She used to cook!
Now she teaches reading books!
What's next? Catching Crooks!
Our Superheroine Miss Brooke!

Evil Petting Zoo said...

haha! that was pretty funny. I would tag myself but i'm lazy like that.

Melanie was here said...

23th!

seoxsit

tango jellybean said...

I am so glad I stumbled across your blog--I can't go wrong with Todd's recommendations. Loved your homicidal hooker story!

TrueJerseyGirl said...

LOL - I remember that post of yours! Great meme!

MoDigli said...

hey! did you notice that when you scroll over the names of the countries on the neocounter that a map pops up? that's kinda neat!

Oh! And I finally got that elusive country "Unknown"!!! ;))

oregano said...

Scooby will be doing his business in the front yard for a while.

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