Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Psychopath Test

I recently received this as an email. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. I am pleased to announce that the psychopathic answer never even dawned on me. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.


A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing. She believed him to be her dream man so much that she fell in love with him right there - but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you answer. Put answers in the comments. The pyscho answer will be revealed on Friday.


Highlight below for answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you
answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. Freak!

17 comments:

Princess of the Universe said...

It was her long lost sister's husband??
An odd wooing technique...he might resent the fact that she murdered his wife!

Anonymous said...

Is it so that he would be at the funeral and she could ask him out?
Am I officially a psychopath? I know "unoficially" that I am ;o)

dizzy von damn! said...

the sister killed her mom?

(penelope's answer freaks me out)

nicalyse said...

Her sister revealed that "dream man" was actually a relative, and she took it out on the innocent sister?

ghartstein said...

The man turned out to be her father whom she had never known. Her (older) sister told her of her folly. the woman felt ashamed and mocked by her superior sibling. She killed the sister in a mad rage.

Then she had some tea and some very nice biscuits, watched the evening news and turned in for the night...

Tits McGee said...

Penelope's got it.

G3T Films said...

The man was really her sister in drag and when she found out she not only felt the hot burning righteous indignation for having made out with 'him' behind the flower arrangement but also didn't want 'shim' telling anyone she was actually a crap kisser. Which she is, because really, I mean, who the hell didn't that crazy drunk bitch kiss at that funeral anyway. I not only saw her making out with Great Aunt Milly but she was groping the Rabbi's ass while she was doing it. That Rabbi really does have one hell of a nice ass!

Tim said...

Because she's a woman.

Ubermilf said...

I think Penelope and Tits are correct, but rather than assume this makes me a potential psychopath, I would prefer to think it makes me a potential detective. Or mystery writer.

Anonymous said...

She was hoping the guy would appear at her sister's funeral.

Nance said...

It's not a trick question, no, but it's also not a real "test for psychopaths," either. This is an old one, SH!! When's the last time you cleaned out that inbox? LOL.

Scarlet Hip said...

Psychos!

ginonymous said...

a man who would come to the funeral of one member of a family would very likely come to the funeral of another member of that same family. sister dies, mystery man shows up again, and our psycho has a chance to get his number.

tah dah!

ginonymous said...

oh hell, my answer's the same as penelope's!

great minds, and all that..

Anonymous said...

I am NOT a freak. I am a psycho hose beast.

Melanie was here said...

Thank God I was clueless, as usual!

Toby said...

Whatever happened to the blowup Alphabet characters?