Saturday, April 19, 2008

Deca-dent

I found this on someone's blog ages ago. I don't remember whose it was, but I saved it for just such an occasion (the occasion being that I can't get my head together enough to write a good post). Feel free to steal.

Deca-dent
Ten seconds ago I was taking a sip of coffee in my new office.
Ten minutes ago I was making a pot of coffee in my new kitchen.
Ten hours ago I was sleeping in my new bed in my new bedroom.
Ten days ago I was preparing to move in to my new house.
Ten weeks ago I was house hunting.
Ten months ago I moved back to Jersey to be a teacher.
Ten years ago I moved back to Jersey to be a professional chef.
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Ten years from now I hope to be as happy as I am now.
Ten months from now I will be about to obtain my Master's degree.
Ten weeks from now I will be starting summer break!
Ten days from now I hope to actually start blogging on a regular basis again.
Ten hours from now I will be having Chinese food for Passover.
Ten minutes from now I will head out to spend obscene amounts of money for my new house.
Ten seconds from now I will take a sip of coffee in my new office.

9 comments:

yournamehere said...

I'll probably rip a fart in about ten seconds.

Toby said...

I'll probably rip a fart in about ten seconds.

Übermilf said...

Happy Passover!

Don't you like lamb?

Jack said...

Chinese food for Pesach. After all of this matzah that sounds good to me.

jiggs said...

It's confusing that "passover" and "overpass" are so different.

G3T Films said...

Ten * ago I was?

Is it bad if the answer to all those was; thinking of Scarlet's juicy...

Nevermind, I'll seek help.

G3T Films said...

I'll probably rip a fart in about ten seconds.

(Much more appropriate!)

Tits McGee said...

Bring your juicy nevermind over to my place and celebrate Passover with bacon!

egan said...

Ha, that was my blog or at least it started there.

Lots of new stuff going on in your life Scarlet Hip. It sounds like things are on the up and up for you. I like that you're happy.